The Arch Cultist recoils. "We defeated the Arch of Way, we shall defeat some pathetic Lord of Dust! Begone!"
The Arch Cultist extends his finger at the stranger, causing searing pain to course through them. (Finger of Death) Make a DC 19 saving throw, taking 59 on a fail and half on a success.
They then vanish in a cloud of must 30 ft away, calling out, "CULTISTS! ASSEMBLE AGAINST THIS ENEMY!"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*ooh a fight! I kinda want to join but I don’t want to interrupt and I have no idea what’s going on*
*The cult needed something to keep it active, so Jylek decided to start an enemy cult and go to war with us. He's praising the Lord of the Dust Bunnies and dust in general, and we are still praising Jeff strongly.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*ooh a fight! I kinda want to join but I don’t want to interrupt and I have no idea what’s going on*
*The cult needed something to keep it active, so Jylek decided to start an enemy cult and go to war with us. He's praising the Lord of the Dust Bunnies and dust in general, and we are still praising Jeff strongly.*
*ooh a fight! I kinda want to join but I don’t want to interrupt and I have no idea what’s going on*
*The cult needed something to keep it active, so Jylek decided to start an enemy cult and go to war with us. He's praising the Lord of the Dust Bunnies and dust in general, and we are still praising Jeff strongly.*
*can I become a follower of jeff?*
*Ok! Welcome to the cult!*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The Arch Cultist recoils. "We defeated the Arch of Way, we shall defeat some pathetic Lord of Dust! Begone!"
The Arch Cultist extends his finger at the stranger, causing searing pain to course through them. (Finger of Death) Make a DC 19 saving throw, taking 59 on a fail and half on a success.
They then vanish in a cloud of must 30 ft away, calling out, "CULTISTS! ASSEMBLE AGAINST THIS ENEMY!"
*ooh a fight! I kinda want to join but I don’t want to interrupt and I have no idea what’s going on*
*The cult needed something to keep it active, so Jylek decided to start an enemy cult and go to war with us. He's praising the Lord of the Dust Bunnies and dust in general, and we are still praising Jeff strongly.*
The man groans as the pain spikes. Then He stands, kicking up dust and suddenly appearing next to the arch cultist, hitting him with dust again. Casting misty step using step of dust ability.
DC 20 Dex save: 6d10 fail, half success.
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"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live. whispering wind. falling through sky. knowing i died. falling. dying... slowly......
*ooh a fight! I kinda want to join but I don’t want to interrupt and I have no idea what’s going on*
*The cult needed something to keep it active, so Jylek decided to start an enemy cult and go to war with us. He's praising the Lord of the Dust Bunnies and dust in general, and we are still praising Jeff strongly.*
The man groans as the pain spikes. Then He stands, kicking up dust and suddenly appearing next to the arch cultist, hitting him with dust again. Casting misty step using step of dust ability.
DC 20 Dex save: 6d10 fail, half success.
11 save
27 damage, half on success
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*please let me know when the man's hp is below 0 :)*
Suddenly, the man feels like he is losing all moisture and vitality in his body. *blight cast at 5th level.* Make a DC 19 Con Save, 39 on a fail and half on a success. He then misty steps away again 30 ft.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*please let me know when the man's hp is below 0 :)*
Suddenly, the man feels like he is losing all moisture and vitality in his body. *blight cast at 5th level.* Make a DC 19 Con Save, 43 on a fail and half on a success. He then misty steps away again 30 ft.
(Gtg until tomorrow)
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"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live. whispering wind. falling through sky. knowing i died. falling. dying... slowly......
15 dex save.
27 slashing damage, half on success
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(your turn)
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
The Arch Cultist recoils. "We defeated the Arch of Way, we shall defeat some pathetic Lord of Dust! Begone!"
The Arch Cultist extends his finger at the stranger, causing searing pain to course through them. (Finger of Death) Make a DC 19 saving throw, taking 59 on a fail and half on a success.
They then vanish in a cloud of must 30 ft away, calling out, "CULTISTS! ASSEMBLE AGAINST THIS ENEMY!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*ooh a fight! I kinda want to join but I don’t want to interrupt and I have no idea what’s going on*
*The cult needed something to keep it active, so Jylek decided to start an enemy cult and go to war with us. He's praising the Lord of the Dust Bunnies and dust in general, and we are still praising Jeff strongly.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*can I become a follower of jeff?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Ok! Welcome to the cult!*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
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"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
*does jeff allow these two things?: 1, 2?
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
The man groans as the pain spikes. Then He stands, kicking up dust and suddenly appearing next to the arch cultist, hitting him with dust again. Casting misty step using step of dust ability.
DC 20 Dex save: 6d10 fail, half success.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
*Number 1 is fine. Number 2 is a bit broken.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
11 save
27 damage, half on success
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*what level do we start at?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*please let me know when the man's hp is below 0 :)*
Suddenly, the man feels like he is losing all moisture and vitality in his body. *blight cast at 5th level.* Make a DC 19 Con Save, 39 on a fail and half on a success. He then misty steps away again 30 ft.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Read the OP, it depends on your rank. You're currently a regular Roomba Cultist.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Gtg until tomorrow)
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"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
*well while Jylek is gone, iiiii’m here!*
*Gasp! Another one has joined the Cult of Dust! Begone! (Throws a spear at you)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*flies up in my magical mortar and pestle*
*Steals mortar and pestle and gives it to Clay Scavengers*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ