Everyone, I have an announcement. Due to the inactivity, I am announcing this cult dead. I have a dramatic speech in the spoiler you should read.
APRIL FOOLS! You thought Jeff was dead? Jeff will never die! He's a literal eldritch horror, how could he die? This thread shall keep going as long as it can, and as long as I'm around I shall strive to keep Jeff alive. Praise Jeff!
(Also, sorry if I made anyone mad or anything like that. I really wanted to sneak an April Fools joke into ddb today while I could.)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Ditto Gibber, just joking, sorry if it annoyed anyone. Happy April Fools!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
lol. Y’all suck, leave me alone. And don’t you dare read the spoiler below!
APRIL FOOLS! Yes…. Continue the chain my brothers… +sisters
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
The Arch Cultist is smiting Dust Bunnies. "Die! Die! Die!"
"I must get more power- I can hear Jeff in my mind! is that normal?"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
hello y'all, it's me! I am a mod in The Games Of Skill, and the host of Arthropleura! my previous drummer title: Unthwartable my new drummer title: Might of the Fearless!
The Arch Cultist is smiting Dust Bunnies. "Die! Die! Die!"
"I must get more power- I can hear Jeff in my mind! is that normal?"
He thinks. "Hmmmm... It is normal. But if you can hear him so low in the ranks, you certainly have plenty of potential!"
"okay- he says 'Clayyyyyyy- Clayyyy- CLAY!!! BRING ME- sorry- bring me clayyyyyyyyyyy!' I don't know why he wants me to do that..."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
hello y'all, it's me! I am a mod in The Games Of Skill, and the host of Arthropleura! my previous drummer title: Unthwartable my new drummer title: Might of the Fearless!
The Arch Cultist is smiting Dust Bunnies. "Die! Die! Die!"
"I must get more power- I can hear Jeff in my mind! is that normal?"
He thinks. "Hmmmm... It is normal. But if you can hear him so low in the ranks, you certainly have plenty of potential!"
"okay- he says 'Clayyyyyyy- Clayyyy- CLAY!!! BRING ME- sorry- bring me clayyyyyyyyyyy!' I don't know why he wants me to do that..."
"Don't worry, his mind is unfathomable to mortals. But he must be hungry! Clay Scavengers, gather Jeff clay!"
"but I'm not a clay scavenger?... Why me?..."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
hello y'all, it's me! I am a mod in The Games Of Skill, and the host of Arthropleura! my previous drummer title: Unthwartable my new drummer title: Might of the Fearless!
The Arch Cultist is smiting Dust Bunnies. "Die! Die! Die!"
"I must get more power- I can hear Jeff in my mind! is that normal?"
He thinks. "Hmmmm... It is normal. But if you can hear him so low in the ranks, you certainly have plenty of potential!"
"okay- he says 'Clayyyyyyy- Clayyyy- CLAY!!! BRING ME- sorry- bring me clayyyyyyyyyyy!' I don't know why he wants me to do that..."
"Don't worry, his mind is unfathomable to mortals. But he must be hungry! Clay Scavengers, gather Jeff clay!"
"but I'm not a clay scavenger?... Why me?..."
"I was addressing the Clay Scavengers." He points to the Clay Scavengers.
"I know- but why does Jeff want me to ge- OH!!!"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
hello y'all, it's me! I am a mod in The Games Of Skill, and the host of Arthropleura! my previous drummer title: Unthwartable my new drummer title: Might of the Fearless!
*ah, I meant to say below 100, not 0. Was planning to do a power word kill. But GG.*
Satisfied, the Arch Cultist closes the gates then heads back in, thanking Jeff for the power.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Oof he was below 100 after your first attack... XD
You better watch out you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why. Murderers are coming to town.
Ah. In that case, I'll avoid power word kill to make it more fun.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Huh. I guess combat really did bring this thread to life.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Everyone, I have an announcement. Due to the inactivity, I am announcing this cult dead. I have a dramatic speech in the spoiler you should read.
APRIL FOOLS! You thought Jeff was dead? Jeff will never die! He's a literal eldritch horror, how could he die? This thread shall keep going as long as it can, and as long as I'm around I shall strive to keep Jeff alive. Praise Jeff!
(Also, sorry if I made anyone mad or anything like that. I really wanted to sneak an April Fools joke into ddb today while I could.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*GASP!!! HOW COULD YOU! I'M LEAVING THE CULT!
APRIL FOOLS PRAISE JEFF FOREVER!!!!!
Ditto Gibber, just joking, sorry if it annoyed anyone. Happy April Fools!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
lol. Y’all suck, leave me alone. And don’t you dare read the spoiler below!
APRIL FOOLS! Yes…. Continue the chain my brothers… +sisters
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
lol
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
*I'm just gonna create a thread for this*
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Yessss
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
As I said, gonna keep it alive.
So what shall we do?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Arch Cultist is smiting Dust Bunnies. "Die! Die! Die!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I must get more power- I can hear Jeff in my mind! is that normal?"
hello y'all, it's me! I am a mod in The Games Of Skill, and the host of Arthropleura! my previous drummer title: Unthwartable my new drummer title: Might of the Fearless!
I'm taking a bit of a break SRY...
He thinks. "Hmmmm... It is normal. But if you can hear him so low in the ranks, you certainly have plenty of potential!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"okay- he says 'Clayyyyyyy- Clayyyy- CLAY!!! BRING ME- sorry- bring me clayyyyyyyyyyy!' I don't know why he wants me to do that..."
hello y'all, it's me! I am a mod in The Games Of Skill, and the host of Arthropleura! my previous drummer title: Unthwartable my new drummer title: Might of the Fearless!
I'm taking a bit of a break SRY...
"Don't worry, his mind is unfathomable to mortals. But he must be hungry! Clay Scavengers, gather Jeff clay!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"but I'm not a clay scavenger?... Why me?..."
hello y'all, it's me! I am a mod in The Games Of Skill, and the host of Arthropleura! my previous drummer title: Unthwartable my new drummer title: Might of the Fearless!
I'm taking a bit of a break SRY...
"I was addressing the Clay Scavengers." He points to the Clay Scavengers.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I know- but why does Jeff want me to ge- OH!!!"
hello y'all, it's me! I am a mod in The Games Of Skill, and the host of Arthropleura! my previous drummer title: Unthwartable my new drummer title: Might of the Fearless!
I'm taking a bit of a break SRY...
"What?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ