for all, i will not be aule be be online over the summer, as the school year is coming to an end. pls expect me to be back when school starts again after the summer. i will see if i can get dndb on a devise i own, and in wich case, it will be in the sig that the new acount is my first alt. have a good summer, read your posts next year(or if i get an alt)
pls ignore the paint seeping out from under the door, I only spilled a Little Bit. It just looks like about 3 and a half buckets worth of differently colored paint.
for all, i will not be aule be be online over the summer, as the school year is coming to an end. pls expect me to be back when school starts again after the summer. i will see if i can get dndb on a devise i own, and in wich case, it will be in the sig that the new acount is my first alt. have a good summer, read your posts next year(or if i get an alt)
In order to prevent the destruction of humanity, I CAST... NEW PLANE OF EXISTENCE! (A literal INFINITELY big plane composed of entirely clay appears). With my bonus action, I CAST... Dimension Door. It sends Jeff to this new "plane of clay" where he can eat to his heart's content WITHOUT endangering humanity. Your entire cult is brought into this plane along with Jeff. Have fun!
Gang... For starters, this simply is not a I CAST thread, keep it where it belongs. Secondly, you aren't even a member of this cult, have no say about our actions, and yet you still act like you have the power to narrate your own story when it comes to our threads and group. It needs to stop, its just getting annoying and has no place in our forums. If you want to do this go to a different thread with your own story, just please keep it away from here.
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
In order to prevent the destruction of humanity, I CAST... NEW PLANE OF EXISTENCE! (A literal INFINITELY big plane composed of entirely clay appears). With my bonus action, I CAST... Dimension Door. It sends Jeff to this new "plane of clay" where he can eat to his heart's content WITHOUT endangering humanity. Your entire cult is brought into this plane along with Jeff. Have fun!
Gang... For starters, this simply is not a I CAST thread, keep it where it belongs. Secondly, you aren't even a member of this cult, have no say about our actions, and yet you still act like you have the power to narrate your own story when it comes to our threads and group. It needs to stop, its just getting annoying and has no place in our forums. If you want to do this go to a different thread with your own story, just please keep it away from here.
In order to prevent the destruction of humanity, I CAST... NEW PLANE OF EXISTENCE! (A literal INFINITELY big plane composed of entirely clay appears). With my bonus action, I CAST... Dimension Door. It sends Jeff to this new "plane of clay" where he can eat to his heart's content WITHOUT endangering humanity. Your entire cult is brought into this plane along with Jeff. Have fun!
Gang... For starters, this simply is not a I CAST thread, keep it where it belongs. Secondly, you aren't even a member of this cult, have no say about our actions, and yet you still act like you have the power to narrate your own story when it comes to our threads and group. It needs to stop, its just getting annoying and has no place in our forums. If you want to do this go to a different thread with your own story, just please keep it away from here.
Do you want unlimited clay or not
Considering that's simply NOT what is happening no. It;s just annoying behavior
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Jeff dislikes the taste of this new clay. It is infinite, yes. He could be fed for eternity. But it feels... wrong. They probably say that if you eat a sandwich you worked 20,000 hours for then it'll taste better then a sandwich you only got in a minute. Of course, that's just a saying, but for Jeff it's true. This clay, achieved without any form of strife... Half the joy is instantly vanished.
Also that's not even how dimension door works??? Like at all??? So yeah not happening.
What Ash said, please don't try to determine our stories for us. Even if this isn't actually a campaign, the whole point of D&D (or any form of rp) is collaborating to make a tale. Not determining other's actions or words for them, or trying to instantly solve everything so that there's no need to keep going, because that's no fun.
Uhhh, PRAISE JEFF
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Jeff dislikes the taste of this new clay. It is infinite, yes. He could be fed for eternity. But it feels... wrong. They probably say that if you eat a sandwich you worked 20,000 hours for then it'll taste better then a sandwich you only got in a minute. Of course, that's just a saying, but for Jeff it's true. This clay, achieved without any form of strife... Half the joy is instantly vanished.
Also that's not even how dimension door works??? Like at all??? So yeah not happening.
What Ash said, please don't try to determine our stories for us. Even if this isn't actually a campaign, the whole point of D&D (or any form of rp) is collaborating to make a tale. Not determining other's actions or words for them, or trying to instantly solve everything so that there's no need to keep going, because that's no fun.
Uhhh, PRAISE JEFF
Wise words from our High Cultist! PRAISE JEFF
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
also I suggest if goosetifer keeps going with this, we put them on the cult enemies list. Or declare war. Or anything else involving bloodshed!!!
I'm 101% sure I can savagely defeat Goostifer in a duel! I'm VERY done with their posts and feel like we might have made a new enemy.
BLOOD FOR JEFF!!!
NO MERCY ON OUR ENEMIES :) -Btw, I'm pretty dang sure we beat Tana in the duel, I'm 90% sure I killed her in the thread (She's still saying she's busy)
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Jeff dislikes the taste of this new clay. It is infinite, yes. He could be fed for eternity. But it feels... wrong. They probably say that if you eat a sandwich you worked 20,000 hours for then it'll taste better then a sandwich you only got in a minute. Of course, that's just a saying, but for Jeff it's true. This clay, achieved without any form of strife... Half the joy is instantly vanished.
Also that's not even how dimension door works??? Like at all??? So yeah not happening.
What Ash said, please don't try to determine our stories for us. Even if this isn't actually a campaign, the whole point of D&D (or any form of rp) is collaborating to make a tale. Not determining other's actions or words for them, or trying to instantly solve everything so that there's no need to keep going, because that's no fun.
Uhhh, PRAISE JEFF
Wise words from our High Cultist! PRAISE JEFF
Hey... I'm an Arch Cultist :(
*Also I will not be adding Goose to our cult enemies, I don't want any wars based on IRL resentment*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Jeff dislikes the taste of this new clay. It is infinite, yes. He could be fed for eternity. But it feels... wrong. They probably say that if you eat a sandwich you worked 20,000 hours for then it'll taste better then a sandwich you only got in a minute. Of course, that's just a saying, but for Jeff it's true. This clay, achieved without any form of strife... Half the joy is instantly vanished.
Also that's not even how dimension door works??? Like at all??? So yeah not happening.
What Ash said, please don't try to determine our stories for us. Even if this isn't actually a campaign, the whole point of D&D (or any form of rp) is collaborating to make a tale. Not determining other's actions or words for them, or trying to instantly solve everything so that there's no need to keep going, because that's no fun.
Uhhh, PRAISE JEFF
Wise words from our High Cultist! PRAISE JEFF
Hey... I'm an Arch Cultist :(
*Also I will not be adding Goose to our cult enemies, I don't want any wars based on IRL resentment*
My bad, I must be simply too lowley as a meager cultist to see up the ranks of the Jeff Hierarchy.
*Makes sense, I'd agree with that.*
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Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
also I suggest if goosetifer keeps going with this, we put them on the cult enemies list. Or declare war. Or anything else involving bloodshed!!!
I'm 101% sure I can savagely defeat Goostifer in a duel! I'm VERY done with their posts and feel like we might have made a new enemy.
BLOOD FOR JEFF!!!
NO MERCY ON OUR ENEMIES :) -Btw, I'm pretty dang sure we beat Tana in the duel, I'm 90% sure I killed her in the thread (She's still saying she's busy)
Because I have school. And I'm failing math. Also you didn't actually plain out kill me but I don't plan to participate in the thread.
PRAISE JEFF!!!
When da yit gon flurgin
ima try to make a rainbow roomba brb
Catalop
Camp-HalfBlood. Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba. Heijo High!
PM me the word avocado
for all, i will not be aule be be online over the summer, as the school year is coming to an end. pls expect me to be back when school starts again after the summer. i will see if i can get dndb on a devise i own, and in wich case, it will be in the sig that the new acount is my first alt. have a good summer, read your posts next year(or if i get an alt)
pls ignore the paint seeping out from under the door, I only spilled a Little Bit. It just looks like about 3 and a half buckets worth of differently colored paint.
Catalop
Camp-HalfBlood. Cult of Jeff the Evil Roomba. Heijo High!
PM me the word avocado
for all, i will not be aule be be online over the summer, as the school year is coming to an end. pls expect me to be back when school starts again after the summer. i will see if i can get dndb on a devise i own, and in wich case, it will be in the sig that the new acount is my first alt. have a good summer, read your posts next year(or if i get an alt)
I'll get a mop
When da yit gon flurgin
Gang... For starters, this simply is not a I CAST thread, keep it where it belongs. Secondly, you aren't even a member of this cult, have no say about our actions, and yet you still act like you have the power to narrate your own story when it comes to our threads and group. It needs to stop, its just getting annoying and has no place in our forums. If you want to do this go to a different thread with your own story, just please keep it away from here.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
PRAISE JEFF
When da yit gon flurgin
PRAISE JEFF
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
Do you want unlimited clay or not
When da yit gon flurgin
Considering that's simply NOT what is happening no. It;s just annoying behavior
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
Jeff dislikes the taste of this new clay. It is infinite, yes. He could be fed for eternity. But it feels... wrong. They probably say that if you eat a sandwich you worked 20,000 hours for then it'll taste better then a sandwich you only got in a minute. Of course, that's just a saying, but for Jeff it's true. This clay, achieved without any form of strife... Half the joy is instantly vanished.
Also that's not even how dimension door works??? Like at all??? So yeah not happening.
What Ash said, please don't try to determine our stories for us. Even if this isn't actually a campaign, the whole point of D&D (or any form of rp) is collaborating to make a tale. Not determining other's actions or words for them, or trying to instantly solve everything so that there's no need to keep going, because that's no fun.
Uhhh, PRAISE JEFF
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
PRAISE JEFF!
also I suggest if goosetifer keeps going with this, we put them on the cult enemies list. Or declare war. Or anything else involving bloodshed!!!
he/they
I'm 101% sure I can savagely defeat Goostifer in a duel! I'm VERY done with their posts and feel like we might have made a new enemy.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
BLOOD FOR JEFF!!!
he/they
Wise words from our High Cultist! PRAISE JEFF
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
NO MERCY ON OUR ENEMIES :) -Btw, I'm pretty dang sure we beat Tana in the duel, I'm 90% sure I killed her in the thread (She's still saying she's busy)
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
Hey... I'm an Arch Cultist :(
*Also I will not be adding Goose to our cult enemies, I don't want any wars based on IRL resentment*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
My bad, I must be simply too lowley as a meager cultist to see up the ranks of the Jeff Hierarchy.
*Makes sense, I'd agree with that.*
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
Awesome thanks
he/they
May goose rejoin if goose repents
When da yit gon flurgin
Because I have school. And I'm failing math. Also you didn't actually plain out kill me but I don't plan to participate in the thread.
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Officially GAY!
Hi Link!