He takes the clay, molds it into the shape of the dragon, then holds the clay to the sky while praying and kneeling. The clay disappears.
"Jeff has agreed to letting you know his secrets. What, specially speaking, would you like to know?"
“I wish to know the doctrines of Jeff, so I many ensure to keep the utmost respect to him and this alliance with Awe. Also, are there any that I should be wary of, any enemies to the cult of Jeff?”
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
He takes the clay, molds it into the shape of the dragon, then holds the clay to the sky while praying and kneeling. The clay disappears.
"Jeff has agreed to letting you know his secrets. What, specially speaking, would you like to know?"
“I wish to know the doctrines of Jeff, so I many ensure to keep the utmost respect to him and this alliance with Awe. Also, are there any that I should be wary of, any enemies to the cult of Jeff?”
"I shall answer your second question first. Our main enemy is Jylek, but other than them the only other one is Himy. As for your first question, specify 'doctrines'."
(I'm dumb and don't know what that word means :P)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
He takes the clay, molds it into the shape of the dragon, then holds the clay to the sky while praying and kneeling. The clay disappears.
"Jeff has agreed to letting you know his secrets. What, specially speaking, would you like to know?"
“I wish to know the doctrines of Jeff, so I many ensure to keep the utmost respect to him and this alliance with Awe. Also, are there any that I should be wary of, any enemies to the cult of Jeff?”
"I shall answer your second question first. Our main enemy is Jylek, but other than them the only other one is Himy. As for your first question, specify 'doctrines'."
(I'm dumb and don't know what that word means :P)
“Teachings, goals, rules of worship, tenets, that sort of thing. I do not wish to assume that Jeff is just like any other simple god, but many gods and other higher beings and their followings tend to have some goal or philosophy they strive to achieve and maintain. I follow Awe and his doctrine of dragonkind. I also follow my lady Volumdremaak in the way of shadows and necromancy. So I am curious to understand the ‘Path of Jeff’ as it were.”
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
He takes the clay, molds it into the shape of the dragon, then holds the clay to the sky while praying and kneeling. The clay disappears.
"Jeff has agreed to letting you know his secrets. What, specially speaking, would you like to know?"
“I wish to know the doctrines of Jeff, so I many ensure to keep the utmost respect to him and this alliance with Awe. Also, are there any that I should be wary of, any enemies to the cult of Jeff?”
"I shall answer your second question first. Our main enemy is Jylek, but other than them the only other one is Himy. As for your first question, specify 'doctrines'."
(I'm dumb and don't know what that word means :P)
“Teachings, goals, rules of worship, tenets, that sort of thing. I do not wish to assume that Jeff is just like any other simple god, but many gods and other higher beings and their followings tend to have some goal or philosophy they strive to achieve and maintain. I follow Awe and his doctrine of dragonkind. I also follow my lady Volumdremaak in the way of shadows and necromancy. So I am curious to understand the ‘Path of Jeff’ as it were.”
"Ah. Well, in that case, these are the standard cult rules:
1.) No mean or offensive comments.
2.) Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (As of now, our only enemy is the Sordida Cult.)
3.) No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
4.) I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
5.) Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation."
(Taken from the OP.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
He takes the clay, molds it into the shape of the dragon, then holds the clay to the sky while praying and kneeling. The clay disappears.
"Jeff has agreed to letting you know his secrets. What, specially speaking, would you like to know?"
“I wish to know the doctrines of Jeff, so I many ensure to keep the utmost respect to him and this alliance with Awe. Also, are there any that I should be wary of, any enemies to the cult of Jeff?”
"I shall answer your second question first. Our main enemy is Jylek, but other than them the only other one is Himy. As for your first question, specify 'doctrines'."
(I'm dumb and don't know what that word means :P)
“Teachings, goals, rules of worship, tenets, that sort of thing. I do not wish to assume that Jeff is just like any other simple god, but many gods and other higher beings and their followings tend to have some goal or philosophy they strive to achieve and maintain. I follow Awe and his doctrine of dragonkind. I also follow my lady Volumdremaak in the way of shadows and necromancy. So I am curious to understand the ‘Path of Jeff’ as it were.”
"Ah. Well, in that case, these are the standard cult rules:
1.) No mean or offensive comments.
2.) Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (As of now, our only enemy is the Sordida Cult.)
3.) No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
4.) I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
5.) Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation."
(Taken from the OP.)
“I see, well those seem easy enough to follow.” 😁
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
*Sprints in and blows the ashes of Elk out of her mouth like a leaf blower*
I BRING TITHINGS OF HIGH CULTIST ASHES , FOR FROM JEFF WE ARE MAKE AND TO JEFF WE RETURN!!!!!
The ashes poof out of existance, and minutes later I appear where you dropped my ashes.
"Hello, Coronet."
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
(Good. Well, I guess you saw the exchange between me a Selia in Onions are like Worms, so that's technically a lie. But I don't feel as bad as I usually do.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
(Good. Well, I guess you saw the exchange between me a Selia in Onions are like Worms, so that's technically a lie. But I don't feel as bad as I usually do.)
(Yeah. Hoping things get better but I know how it can be, I deal with depression spells so I know the feeling of being in the slums of bad days from time to time.)
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
He takes the clay, molds it into the shape of the dragon, then holds the clay to the sky while praying and kneeling. The clay disappears.
"Jeff has agreed to letting you know his secrets. What, specially speaking, would you like to know?"
“I wish to know the doctrines of Jeff, so I many ensure to keep the utmost respect to him and this alliance with Awe. Also, are there any that I should be wary of, any enemies to the cult of Jeff?”
"I shall answer your second question first. Our main enemy is Jylek, but other than them the only other one is Himy. As for your first question, specify 'doctrines'."
(I'm dumb and don't know what that word means :P)
“Teachings, goals, rules of worship, tenets, that sort of thing. I do not wish to assume that Jeff is just like any other simple god, but many gods and other higher beings and their followings tend to have some goal or philosophy they strive to achieve and maintain. I follow Awe and his doctrine of dragonkind. I also follow my lady Volumdremaak in the way of shadows and necromancy. So I am curious to understand the ‘Path of Jeff’ as it were.”
"Ah. Well, in that case, these are the standard cult rules:
1.) No mean or offensive comments.
2.) Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (As of now, our only enemy is the Sordida Cult.)
3.) No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
4.) I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
5.) Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation."
(Taken from the OP.)
(I should probably update the rules, particularly Rule 2. We're enemies with basically any cult made by Jylek, although all of them are dead rn.)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*returns with a lump of clay shaped like skeleton mask*
O mighty Jeff! Accept this offering!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“I wish to know the doctrines of Jeff, so I many ensure to keep the utmost respect to him and this alliance with Awe. Also, are there any that I should be wary of, any enemies to the cult of Jeff?”
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"I shall answer your second question first. Our main enemy is Jylek, but other than them the only other one is Himy. As for your first question, specify 'doctrines'."
(I'm dumb and don't know what that word means :P)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“Teachings, goals, rules of worship, tenets, that sort of thing. I do not wish to assume that Jeff is just like any other simple god, but many gods and other higher beings and their followings tend to have some goal or philosophy they strive to achieve and maintain. I follow Awe and his doctrine of dragonkind. I also follow my lady Volumdremaak in the way of shadows and necromancy. So I am curious to understand the ‘Path of Jeff’ as it were.”
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"Ah. Well, in that case, these are the standard cult rules:
1.) No mean or offensive comments.
2.) Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (As of now, our only enemy is the Sordida Cult.)
3.) No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
4.) I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
5.) Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation."
(Taken from the OP.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“I see, well those seem easy enough to follow.” 😁
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*Sprints in and blows the ashes of Elk out of her mouth like a leaf blower*
I BRING TITHINGS OF HIGH CULTIST ASHES , FOR FROM JEFF WE ARE MAKE AND TO JEFF WE RETURN!!!!!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
The ashes poof out of existance, and minutes later I appear where you dropped my ashes.
"Hello, Coronet."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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YAY! ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US!!!
*Hey Elk, how's it going?*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
(Good. Well, I guess you saw the exchange between me a Selia in Onions are like Worms, so that's technically a lie. But I don't feel as bad as I usually do.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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(Yeah. Hoping things get better but I know how it can be, I deal with depression spells so I know the feeling of being in the slums of bad days from time to time.)
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"We NEED more clay..."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Thank you for returning the High Cultist! Would you like to be an official member of the cult?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(I should probably update the rules, particularly Rule 2. We're enemies with basically any cult made by Jylek, although all of them are dead rn.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I would be honored."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"Alright then! Give me a second to update the OP."
Edit: updated!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
YAAAAAAYYYY!!!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*sprints outside*
*returns with a lump of clay shaped like skeleton mask*
O mighty Jeff! Accept this offering!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*It vanishes*
Jeff speaks to me. He says it tastes like a mixture of candy corn and bones. And he now has a desire to sing.
*Spooky scary skeletons ruptures throughout the cosmos*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Those bones look tasty….
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
NO DIE NO DIE NO DIE NO DIE NO DIE NO DIE
Hello, fellow cultists! How art thou?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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