You know. I feel as if we aren't taken seriously enough. We need to show everyone else we aren't just a bunch of idiots shouting PRAISE JEFF! and wallowing in rivers looking for clay. How should we make a demonstration of our power? Also Gibber what timezone are you in and what times are you normally on, cuz I usually come back at least an hour after you've made a comment :(
We do shout PRAISE JEFF and look for clay in rivers a lot. We just aren't idiots and realize the power of Jeff. PRAISE JEFF!
Also, EST. What times I'm in are kinda randomly throughout the day tbh. Also depends on if it's the weekend or a school day.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You know. I feel as if we aren't taken seriously enough. We need to show everyone else we aren't just a bunch of idiots shouting PRAISE JEFF! and wallowing in rivers looking for clay. How should we make a demonstration of our power? Also Gibber what timezone are you in and what times are you normally on, cuz I usually come back at least an hour after you've made a comment :(
We do shout PRAISE JEFF and look for clay in rivers a lot. We just aren't idiots and realize the power of Jeff. PRAISE JEFF!
Also, EST. What times I'm in are kinda randomly throughout the day tbh. Also depends on if it's the weekend or a school day.
Yes yes of course, but we need to let them know that we aren't idiots. They just don't understand the power of Jeff. PRAISE JEFF!
Alr cool cool. I'm CST
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The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I don't wish that I could go back to the good old days, but I don't think I'm yet fully here either
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
We must ask our Roomba Arch-Cultist, TheMadGibber. Gibber, is the one they call Platyboss worthy to join the devoted following of Jeff the Evil Roomba, long may he live and rain? PRAISE JEFF!
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The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I don't wish that I could go back to the good old days, but I don't think I'm yet fully here either
Vroom, vroom, vroom. (what the- I thought I was gonna be a frog!? Oh well. PRAISE JEFF!)
Oh, you won't supposed to turn into anything at all, besides a newly indoctrinated Jeff Cultist. But I shall not object to such a holy form. PRAISE JEFF!
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I'd say unknown, since he's a literal eldritch horror beyond the power of gods. That or abberation.
That statblock is great. If I were to recommend some changes, I would change healing clay to something else (clay is purely for Jeff to consume), and add him being an evil roomba to his name because he is indeed very evil. Either way, adding it to the OP.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I'd say unknown, since he's a literal eldritch horror beyond the power of gods. That or abberation.
That statblock is great. If I were to recommend some changes, I would change healing clay to something else (clay is purely for Jeff to consume), and add him being an evil roomba to his name because he is indeed very evil. Either way, adding it to the OP.
I'd say unknown, since he's a literal eldritch horror beyond the power of gods. That or abberation.
That statblock is great. If I were to recommend some changes, I would change healing clay to something else (clay is purely for Jeff to consume), and add him being an evil roomba to his name because he is indeed very evil. Either way, adding it to the OP.
We do shout PRAISE JEFF and look for clay in rivers a lot. We just aren't idiots and realize the power of Jeff. PRAISE JEFF!
Also, EST. What times I'm in are kinda randomly throughout the day tbh. Also depends on if it's the weekend or a school day.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yes yes of course, but we need to let them know that we aren't idiots. They just don't understand the power of Jeff. PRAISE JEFF!
Alr cool cool. I'm CST
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The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I don't wish that I could go back to the good old days, but I don't think I'm yet fully here either
Hello, all!
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Can I join?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I pledge to make infinite manual of golems (clay golem variant)
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
are you part of the cult? It's been a while for me lol
We must ask our Roomba Arch-Cultist, TheMadGibber. Gibber, is the one they call Platyboss worthy to join the devoted following of Jeff the Evil Roomba, long may he live and rain? PRAISE JEFF!
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The Eternal Watcher | Title given by Drummer
I don't wish that I could go back to the good old days, but I don't think I'm yet fully here either
Hello! How goes your praising of Jeff?
Also, Platyboss, you may be indoctrinated.
*Extends hand* Shake my hand... Come on, Platyboss, won't you shake a poor Arch Jeff Cultist's hand?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yes, I- wait, I know that quote...
Oh, you're gonna turn me into a frog? If that's what it takes to join this wonderful cult.
*Shakes hand*
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Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
PRAISE JEFF!
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Yes...
Are you ready? (Are you ready?)
Are you, readdyyyy?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Transformation Central! (Transformation Central!)
Dun dun, dun dun
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
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Transmogrification central! (Transmogrification central!)
Dun dun, dun dun
You're changing, you're changing, you're changing all right!
I hope you're satisfied...
But if you ain't, don't blame me...
Blame Jeff the Evil Roomba on the other siiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeee!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Turns into roomba*
Vroom, vroom, vroom. (what the- I thought I was gonna be a frog!? Oh well. PRAISE JEFF!)
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Oh, you won't supposed to turn into anything at all, besides a newly indoctrinated Jeff Cultist. But I shall not object to such a holy form. PRAISE JEFF!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Vroom, vroooom. (Say, what monster type would you consider Jeff? Construct, Fiend, Aberration? Something else?)
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
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Just wondering because I made this guy ----> https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/4854886-jeff-the-roomba
Oh well. Guess he's gonna be an unknown for now.
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Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I'd say unknown, since he's a literal eldritch horror beyond the power of gods. That or abberation.
That statblock is great. If I were to recommend some changes, I would change healing clay to something else (clay is purely for Jeff to consume), and add him being an evil roomba to his name because he is indeed very evil. Either way, adding it to the OP.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/4855627-jeff-the-evil-omnipotent-roomba-REVISED!
Yeah I was kind of thinking aberration. Thought construct might make sense too though because Roomba, but Unknown definitely makes the most sense.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
That would be the case, but he just takes the form of a Roomba to not fry our brains.
Tis good. Adding to the OP now.
Edit: Added!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
1000 posts. Jeff's influence grows and grows, and his amount of clay consumed goes higher and higher. Soon, Jeff shall conquer all. Praise Jeff!
But while we wait, 1000 posts truly is a great monument to this cult. So, soon, something shall begin to PRAISE JEFF!
Prepare, for at probably some point tommorow, the Jeffstival shall begin... PRAISE JEFF!!!!!!
(Not hosting it now cause it's like 9 for me rn and there's probably not too many people online.)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ