You have no idea what it means to be dead. The LotR cult is the longest standing cult, and the posts are becoming fewer and fewer. This cult is still fresh out of the bakery with people who still exist posting on it
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
You have no idea what it means to be dead. The LotR cult is the longest standing cult, and the posts are becoming fewer and fewer. This cult is still fresh out of the bakery with people who still exist posting on it
THERE ARE TOO MANY TESTIFICATES! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I create a mass stock of clay-based firearms, including my patented High Velocity Clay Accelerators (railgun) and Handheld Rotating Claycannons (revolver). I kit out a team of clay scavengers and go out into the forest with them, hunting wild Claybeasts and Clayfowl to feed to Jeff.
What do Claybeasts and Clayfowl taste like? Really gamey, I assume
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I create a mass stock of clay-based firearms, including my patented High Velocity Clay Accelerators (railgun) and Handheld Rotating Claycannons (revolver). I kit out a team of clay scavengers and go out into the forest with them, hunting wild Claybeasts and Clayfowl to feed to Jeff.
What do Claybeasts and Clayfowl taste like? Really gamey, I assume
He reports the Claybeasts taste like a book (to be specific, Fantastic Beasts), but he likes books. The Clayfowl taste like a misplay in basketball.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I need help transporting the clay testificates to the clay bakery!
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
blessing of Jeff the evil roomba.(the charm but permanent and with the Siege Monster trait and resistance to psychic damage and all damage from clay and similar rocks) Also the pants are shat.
Charm of Jeff the evil roomba
Roomba Beam:The Monster can use an action to clean all clay within 100 feet and gains 1 temporary hit point for each foot of clay cleaned, then deals that much d4 psychic damage to all enemies of Jeff the evil roomba.
The charm only lasts for 5 roomba beams but Jeff can recharge it.
Next challenge is Jeff star spawn and Possibly Jeff as a god or stat block. Might do Jeff magic items. I am also crediting the cult for my next DMs guild project.
So far we have Jeff the Evil Roomba Charm, Jeff the Evil Roomba Warlock Subclass... And really that's it so far.
For a Jeff the Evil Roomba stat block, it would have to be an aspect with less power like what Fizban's did. CR 30 doesn't do Jeff justice. But that would be cool to see.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
PRAISE JEFF! MUSTER THE PEASANTS! LET THEM SEE THE GLORY OF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
This thread shall never end!
It comes alive from the dead!
Praise the Almighty Jeff!
He shall never, never end!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I fire my Handheld Rotating Claycannon I invented into the air repeatedly, whooping and hollering in excitement.
Praise Jeff!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Plot Twist! Jeff can use the air as a mouth!
The clay vanishes into thin air. Jeff is satisfied.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Praise Jeff, people!
PRAISE JEFF!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You have no idea what it means to be dead. The LotR cult is the longest standing cult, and the posts are becoming fewer and fewer. This cult is still fresh out of the bakery with people who still exist posting on it
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Tis a remnant of better times
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
THERE ARE TOO MANY TESTIFICATES! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
I activate my power...
MASS CLAY PETRIFICATION!!!!!!!
*all the testificates turn into clay*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I create a mass stock of clay-based firearms, including my patented High Velocity Clay Accelerators (railgun) and Handheld Rotating Claycannons (revolver). I kit out a team of clay scavengers and go out into the forest with them, hunting wild Claybeasts and Clayfowl to feed to Jeff.
What do Claybeasts and Clayfowl taste like? Really gamey, I assume
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
He reports the Claybeasts taste like a book (to be specific, Fantastic Beasts), but he likes books. The Clayfowl taste like a misplay in basketball.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I need help transporting the clay testificates to the clay bakery!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Roomba Cultists! Help Ejo transport the clay statues.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I learned there already was a cult so here
Send your Jeff the evil roomba homebrew and other things. All hail Jeff. Credit to @TheMadGibber and the original cultists.
blessing of Jeff the evil roomba.(the charm but permanent and with the Siege Monster trait and resistance to psychic damage and all damage from clay and similar rocks) Also the pants are shat.
Charm of Jeff the evil roomba
Roomba Beam:The Monster can use an action to clean all clay within 100 feet and gains 1 temporary hit point for each foot of clay cleaned, then deals that much d4 psychic damage to all enemies of Jeff the evil roomba.
The charm only lasts for 5 roomba beams but Jeff can recharge it.
Next challenge is Jeff star spawn and Possibly Jeff as a god or stat block. Might do Jeff magic items. I am also crediting the cult for my next DMs guild project.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Jeff Homebrew is epic! Praise Jeff!
So far we have Jeff the Evil Roomba Charm, Jeff the Evil Roomba Warlock Subclass... And really that's it so far.
For a Jeff the Evil Roomba stat block, it would have to be an aspect with less power like what Fizban's did. CR 30 doesn't do Jeff justice. But that would be cool to see.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ok Making Now. Will post tomorrow as aspect of Jeff.Also Jeff warlock.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Yippee! Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The homebrew has to be on scratch due to a glitch except for the monster. Praise Jeff!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
We shall lie in wait for the aspect. Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
PRAISE JEFF! MUSTER THE PEASANTS! LET THEM SEE THE GLORY OF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Guys! Jylek has created a cult dedicated to Jeff’s arch nemesis, the Arch! What should we do?
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/190969-the-holy-arch-of-way-jeff-the-evil-roombas-arch
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!