Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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IT'S JEFFING TIME
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
What are you jeffing?
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
cats
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
WHAT?????
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
What what?
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
Wait, are we protecting the cats?
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
My submission, friends! Working on the Aspect of Jeff stat block still, but 'tis fine!
https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/3125373-power-word-jeff-jeff-brewing-contest
(Details:
*Please, play Also Sprach Zarathustra here!*
Jeff has bestowed upon thou a great honor, you who are casting this quintessent of magick. Jeff knows thy name, and thinks highly of thou, for thou art a GREAT one in Jeff's service.
When thou castest this spell...Jeff shall decide your fate.
If Jeff decideth that thou art "Good", Jeff shall send a miracle. (stat blocks to be made). If Jeff believeth that thou art "Bad", Jeff shall smite thou where thou standest!
Miracles (roll a d4):
1. Avalanche of Clay.
Jeff sends a Clay avalanche, as the name suggests. Clay erupts around your enemies, and each visible enemy takes 40d8 bludgeoning damage.
2. Roomba Cleansing.
Jeff sends down a mighty wind to cleanse your foes. Only affecting hostile creatures, it blows all creatures of size Huge or smaller to another plane of existence, and all larger creatures take 100 bludgeoning damage and must succeed on a DC 27 Strength saving throw or be blown to another plane as well.
3. Belly of the Roomba.
Jeff sends a wrathful flame to curse your enemies. All creatures that have attacked you at one point upon the same plane as you must succeed on a DC 27 Dexterity saving throw or take 40d6 fire damage and be marked as an enemy of Jeff --- meaning Jeff's servants and aspect will attack on sight. They may try to escape from the flame by making another saving throw on each of their turns, but, on a failure, they take 20d6 fire damage for attempting to stop the curse.
4. Aspect of Jeff.
Jeff's most vengeful miracle. This summons an Aspect of Jeff (stat block to be made), which follows Jeff's commands [usually destroying Jeff's enemies and protecting cultists of Jeff]. This is dispelled when Jeff declares it so.)
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
Two days left!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
MY FELLOW CULTIST THE BELLS TOLL FOR THE END, LET US APPRECIATE THE HARD WORK AND EFFORT MADE BY ALL IN THIS CONTEST THAT DISPLAYS OUR FAITH IN THE ALMIGHTY BEING KNOWN AS JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
YEAH
PRAISE JEFF
WE SHALL HOLD THE ENDING TOMORROW
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
Alright, contest ends today so get submissions in before midnight (if anyone has any last minute entries get them in now). I'll make the form tomorrow, I need to decide if it's a Google form or another thread or just commenting on submissions to rate them...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I would go with another thread
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
Agree. If it's a form, definitely no email requirement.
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
Yeah
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
If it's a form, someone else will have to make it.
If it's another thread, I can make one myself or someone else can make it it doesn't really matter
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I suggest a Thread, and if you agree, then you can make it, mostly because I have to leave soon
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
Cool. If I can get back on the computer, I’ll make one.
And a PRAISE JEFF to you as well! Merry Jeffmas!
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
If you want to do it, then I can PM you with all the formatting stuff/how it'll work
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Okay!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
Though the contest is over we can still… HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!