A man in tattered Cloak drops on hands and knees at the gate of the roomba cult. "Please forgive me great roomba lord I have brought sacrifice to appease" he plops down a very large pile of magically altered clay. "I ask please forgive my insolence great roomba Master I wish to join your masterful empire" he bows till his face touches the ground and lays there.
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wishing to live. whispering on wind. falling through sky. feeling i died. falling. dying... slowly......
A man in tattered Cloak drops on hands and knees at the gate of the roomba cult. "Please forgive me great roomba lord I have brought sacrifice to appease" he plops down a very large pile of magically altered clay. "I ask please forgive my insolence great roomba Master I wish to join your masterful empire" he bows till his face touches the ground and lays there.
The Arch Cultist approaches the man. "I hear Jeff's voice... He said you may be forgiven. Enter the building." He gestures towards the open doors.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Oh thank you great arch cultist." He walks in. Well that was simple.
The Arch Cultist asks the new recruits to gather.
"Because you have just entered, we shall give you a basic first task. You must clean this floor. You may use any cleaning utensil, but the best way to get closer to Jeff is to do this." He becomes the literal definition of a human Roomba, hovering an inch off the ground on his back and flying slowly around. Wherever he flies above the dust is absorbed into his robe. He then ends it. "After the basic tasks, you shall be able to gain better jobs. Don't think you shall be stuck on cleaning duty for eternity. Praise Jeff!" He suddenly disappears...
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The previous worshipper of arch stands there for a moment then drops to the floor crawling around sucking up dirt and other debris. He coughs and chokes but continues on.
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wishing to live. whispering on wind. falling through sky. feeling i died. falling. dying... slowly......
Jeff: "PRAISE ME. BOW DOWN TO YOUR MAKER. YOU WILL WORSHIP ME. YOU WILL FEED ME. FEED ME FEED MEFEED MEFEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME"
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
how did you do that?
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A man in tattered Cloak drops on hands and knees at the gate of the roomba cult. "Please forgive me great roomba lord I have brought sacrifice to appease" he plops down a very large pile of magically altered clay. "I ask please forgive my insolence great roomba Master I wish to join your masterful empire" he bows till his face touches the ground and lays there.
wishing to live.
whispering on wind.
falling through sky.
feeling i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
As this was the archs one and only worshipper the temple collapses into a void and the arch disappears into roomba legend.
wishing to live.
whispering on wind.
falling through sky.
feeling i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
I come to join jeff's pure jeffness with a dump truck full of clay! My name is JEFFREY.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The Arch Cultist approaches the man. "I hear Jeff's voice... He said you may be forgiven. Enter the building." He gestures towards the open doors.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You may also join! Welcome to Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"how must I worship his suckiness" (cause hes a roomba)
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"Oh thank you great arch cultist." He walks in. Well that was simple.
wishing to live.
whispering on wind.
falling through sky.
feeling i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
The Arch Cultist asks the new recruits to gather.
"Because you have just entered, we shall give you a basic first task. You must clean this floor. You may use any cleaning utensil, but the best way to get closer to Jeff is to do this." He becomes the literal definition of a human Roomba, hovering an inch off the ground on his back and flying slowly around. Wherever he flies above the dust is absorbed into his robe. He then ends it. "After the basic tasks, you shall be able to gain better jobs. Don't think you shall be stuck on cleaning duty for eternity. Praise Jeff!" He suddenly disappears...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
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ima drago :3
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The previous worshipper of arch stands there for a moment then drops to the floor crawling around sucking up dirt and other debris. He coughs and chokes but continues on.
wishing to live.
whispering on wind.
falling through sky.
feeling i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Jeff: "PRAISE ME. BOW DOWN TO YOUR MAKER. YOU WILL WORSHIP ME. YOU WILL FEED ME. FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME"
ima drago :3
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JEFF!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Jeff: "YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!"
ima drago :3
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Uh Bjyt I’m a Roomba high cultist.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Also that was not meant to be rude
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
oh sorry mb TwT
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I become a human roomba and proceed to walk into wall over and over again for 3 hours and 23 minutes
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Imma just head out sorry for being too over dramatic
ima drago :3
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Im back lol
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