The High Cultist walks next to him then gets on all fours and sweeps dust bunnies up with his robes while also chanting "Praise Jeff, praise Jeff, praise Jeff..."
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Hey hey hey. I'm not on much. I wouldn't call myself an OG, but I was here when the OGs were. Basically a relic of the past by this point, I doubt anyone remembers me, except a few people. I Treaded the Threads a bit too much and went missing for almost 2 years, and popped in only occasionally. This might be dead, but HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!!!
A roomba knight patrols the grounds, inspecting those worshippers who wish to see the Evil Roomba and his high cultists.
"Carrying a netherite pickaxe. NEXT!"
"No Villagers. NEXT!"
"Forged slip of permission. NEXT!"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The Arch Cultist nods at the High Cultist and continues chanting.
The High Cultist nods back, accidentally sending a wave of dust across the floor. "Crap!" he mutters, then continues chanting.
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Hey hey hey. I'm not on much. I wouldn't call myself an OG, but I was here when the OGs were. Basically a relic of the past by this point, I doubt anyone remembers me, except a few people. I Treaded the Threads a bit too much and went missing for almost 2 years, and popped in only occasionally. This might be dead, but HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!!!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
The Roomba High Cultist looks at the Arch Cultist, a little confused.
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Hey hey hey. I'm not on much. I wouldn't call myself an OG, but I was here when the OGs were. Basically a relic of the past by this point, I doubt anyone remembers me, except a few people. I Treaded the Threads a bit too much and went missing for almost 2 years, and popped in only occasionally. This might be dead, but HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!!!
The scavenger looks confused. “When did this turn into a tavern?”
The Arch Cultist answers the scavenger. "This thread is both cult and tavern, a mixture of both. It's like the spider guild, it can be rp'ed on or just be a regular cult.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Magic, silly.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
THE MAGIC OF JEFFFF!!!!!
Exactly!
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
After finishing cleaning the floor to perfection and roomba waxing it, its doing that cartoon shiny thing. Ignore its slipperyness
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The Arch Cultist is standing in the main hall, chanting "Praise Jeff, Praise Jeff, Praise Jeff..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The High Cultist walks next to him then gets on all fours and sweeps dust bunnies up with his robes while also chanting "Praise Jeff, praise Jeff, praise Jeff..."
Hey hey hey. I'm not on much. I wouldn't call myself an OG, but I was here when the OGs were. Basically a relic of the past by this point, I doubt anyone remembers me, except a few people. I Treaded the Threads a bit too much and went missing for almost 2 years, and popped in only occasionally. This might be dead, but HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!!!
And in the words of the Immortal Yak: "Pluh".
The Arch Cultist nods at the High Cultist and continues chanting.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A roomba knight patrols the grounds, inspecting those worshippers who wish to see the Evil Roomba and his high cultists.
"Carrying a netherite pickaxe. NEXT!"
"No Villagers. NEXT!"
"Forged slip of permission. NEXT!"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
The High Cultist nods back, accidentally sending a wave of dust across the floor. "Crap!" he mutters, then continues chanting.
Hey hey hey. I'm not on much. I wouldn't call myself an OG, but I was here when the OGs were. Basically a relic of the past by this point, I doubt anyone remembers me, except a few people. I Treaded the Threads a bit too much and went missing for almost 2 years, and popped in only occasionally. This might be dead, but HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!!!
And in the words of the Immortal Yak: "Pluh".
The dust bunnies run off to cause mischief. The Arch Cultist telepathically yells to the cult: 'SIEZE THOSE DUST BUNNIES!'
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I RUN AFTER THOSE DUST BUNNIES YELLING "FOR JJJJJJEEEEEEFFFFFFFF"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The dust bunnies all merge together to create...
A slightly bigger dust bunny. Then they all sneeze and split apart again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Gasp! Burning just called Jeff lame on the roast thread! I sentence him to time-out in the time-out corner for 2 hours!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
YES
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
*wait no, NOOOOOO. It was for ... for a roast. I ... didnt mean IT!!!! AHHHHHHHH*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Jeff was NOT the person above you! Be lucky the dice rolled a nat 1 and go to time out! *No hard feelings btw*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I channel... THE POWER!!!!!1!
Boink.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Roomba High Cultist looks at the Arch Cultist, a little confused.
Hey hey hey. I'm not on much. I wouldn't call myself an OG, but I was here when the OGs were. Basically a relic of the past by this point, I doubt anyone remembers me, except a few people. I Treaded the Threads a bit too much and went missing for almost 2 years, and popped in only occasionally. This might be dead, but HAIL JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!!!
And in the words of the Immortal Yak: "Pluh".
The scavenger looks confused. “When did this turn into a tavern?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
The Arch Cultist answers the scavenger. "This thread is both cult and tavern, a mixture of both. It's like the spider guild, it can be rp'ed on or just be a regular cult.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ