'yeah, ya should!'

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Am I allowed to put a character from one of my campaigns into this?

*as long as it fits the thread, go for it :)*

A young silver Dragonborn with a witch hat on his head, and a large amount of rats crawling all over his body appears in a flick of his fingers. “Oooohkaaaay. That spell sure went wrong. Where am I? Is there any mead here?”

'Hey there! Can't help ya, I'm as lost as you are, but those little guys sure are adorable!'

The half-elf approaches the dragonborn, pointing at the swarm of rats. He seems to be covered in dirt

“That’s Lumpy. That’s Skumpy. That’s Lord Badoozle. That’s Rantonius.” He starts rattling off a list of names. Lumpy and Skumpy race off of his shoulders and start grabbing random store items.

'Where ya get them from?'

“Each rat costs 1 gold. I had 65 gold, so I bought a rat for each piece. Not to count Lord Fire Demon and Runner.” A large rat made out of fire scurries out from his shoe, and he pulls his hat off of his head, whispers some words, and another rat races out of it, running away from him as fast as it can.

'Hah, ya getting scammed, my friend. Rats are free if ya get them from the sewers and trash piles'

“True. But it’s less work to just buy them. There any mead around here?” 20 rats are attacking some of the store items. Loud crashes echo throughout the store. The Dragonborn pretends to ignore them.

'I don't know if there's mead, I haven't seen any anywhere. But they do have these insane little things called doritos which ya gotta try!'

The half-elf picks up one of the rats and strokes it. 'What an adowwwwable little guy!'

“Doritos? That sounds interesting. What are they?”

'Triangles of happiness. Come on, ya gotta try some'

The half-elf offers him a bag of doritos. 'By the way, what's ya name? Mine's Flint'

“Reed. Nice to meet you Flint.” As he’s about to take a bite, a rat leaps up and grabs the bag, scattering Doritos all over the floor. The rats swarm on it. “AARGH! FOR THE LAST TIME!” 

Flint also swarms on the bag of doritos. When they are all eaten, he stands up and wipes the orange crumbs off of his face like what he just did was completely normal behaviour for a sentient humanoid

Reed sighs and grabs another bag. The same thing happens again. And again. And again. “COME ON!!!”

'Hey guys, stop pestering the guy, let him eat his doritos in peace' Flint tells the rats. It might work, as he has an affinity with such creatures, having spent much of his life around them

The rats all exhale, sounding creepily like a sigh. “Thanks.” Reed grabs yet another bag, and finally manages to eat one. “THESE ARE AMA-“ Lord Fire Demon, the fire rat, accidentally gets his tail too close to the bag and it melts.

'Dang it. That's what ya get with playing with fire, I suppose' Flint laughs. 'But yeah, they are amazing! I could live off of Doritos for years! Plus, they're in sealed packs, and last a long time, so they're ideal for the conditions I'm currently living in' 

“Currently?”

'Well, I only just got here, but I've found myself a nice cosy sewer that will do as a home. If ya looking for somewhere to stay, ya more than welcome to join me'