“I may look low class, but I’ve got much higher standards than a sewer. This place’ll do.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
'Hey, don't knock it til ya tried it. Then again, I suppose I would say that- I've been living in places like that for my whole life, so I'm kinda used to it. Ya gonna try live in the Store? Good luck'
“I’m sure I’ll find a good small corner somewhere.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
'If ya sure. Good luck not getting spotted and kicked out. They have these metal eyeballs on the walls that watch our every move. Plus, I don't think the employees like us'
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“Yes. And I happen to be very good at escaping people.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*idea, changing the year it's set in on the OP to make it canonicaly set during c*vid times so that it explains why there aren't just cops and reporters swarming the place*
*bumpity bumpity bimpity boom bompy boop*
*don't forget the place is almost entirely empty*
*and there's no toilet paper lol*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
A red tiefling in leather clothes somewhat similar to that of modern stereotypical rockstar appears in the music aisle, after a bit of confusion and looking around, he grabs the nearest electric guitar, "Never seen one that isn't wood before."
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Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
A gnome is sitting around, fiddling with an RC car he hasn't paid for.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
The gibbering mouther has disappeared in a shimmering portal.
An old man with the garb of a wizard appears, along with a sphinx looking ready to attack. "I shall ask you one more time, what walks on 4 legs in the morni--" a fireball strikes the sphinx.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
He is approached by a tall, skinny half-elf covered in dirt
The gnome gives him one look, and takes what appears to be a mop with some sort of fluid tank on it. "You need cleaning!" He says, and starts spraying the half elf with the odd purple fluid, before trying to mop him down.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
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“I may look low class, but I’ve got much higher standards than a sewer. This place’ll do.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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'Hey, don't knock it til ya tried it. Then again, I suppose I would say that- I've been living in places like that for my whole life, so I'm kinda used to it. Ya gonna try live in the Store? Good luck'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
“I’m sure I’ll find a good small corner somewhere.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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'If ya sure. Good luck not getting spotted and kicked out. They have these metal eyeballs on the walls that watch our every move. Plus, I don't think the employees like us'
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“Employees always like me.“
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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'Because the rats are so cute?'
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“Yes. And I happen to be very good at escaping people.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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'same, actually. though usually i escape via the nearest manhole'
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*bumpity bumpity bimpity boom bompy boop*
*don't forget the place is almost entirely empty*
*and there's no toilet paper lol*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
(Imma intro in just a sec)
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
A red tiefling in leather clothes somewhat similar to that of modern stereotypical rockstar appears in the music aisle, after a bit of confusion and looking around, he grabs the nearest electric guitar, "Never seen one that isn't wood before."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Hey Tyrion, you're here too? Good to see ya buddy!'
*i gtg, dang it. Btw this variant of Flint is the YonStoreone*
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A gnome is sitting around, fiddling with an RC car he hasn't paid for.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
'Hey there'
He is approached by a tall, skinny half-elf covered in dirt
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
The gibbering mouther has disappeared in a shimmering portal.
An old man with the garb of a wizard appears, along with a sphinx looking ready to attack. "I shall ask you one more time, what walks on 4 legs in the morni--" a fireball strikes the sphinx.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
'Um, hi?'
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"Hello! I have defeated that beast." He looks around. "How far in time am I?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*just warning I gtg in like two seconds now, don't be surprised if I just disappear:/*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
'No idea, sorry dude'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
The gnome gives him one look, and takes what appears to be a mop with some sort of fluid tank on it. "You need cleaning!" He says, and starts spraying the half elf with the odd purple fluid, before trying to mop him down.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.