Coming out of the toys section is a gnome wearing artificer gear. He's carrying a bunch of nerf guns, and he sits down outside to 'experiment' with them. He doesn't pay.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
A portal opens, emanating crystal clear interdimensional energy, with very strong feelings of power. Out of it steps a creature unlike any other. It's orange-ish red, a blob of flesh, with the ground around it looking sludgy (yet it still emnates the same feeling of power as the portal it came out of). The main takeaway are it's many, MANY eyes and mouths, blabbering about. Most of it is gibberish or can't be heard by the other voices overlapping, but the ones that can be heard say:
"Ah, this place is quite interesting. Not as strong as my home and fortress, but still plenty of energy and power.
OOGLY BOOGLY SPOOGLY DOOGLY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
Chaos, chaos!
What is the meaning of life?
42!
I just want to get out of this thing..."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Screaming, a large man wearing armor falls in from the roof, breaking a large portion of it. “YAAAAH! THE BUILDING IS A MIMIC!” He starts randomly attacking the walls.
The nerd leaves his cart full of toilet paper, tissues, and oysters and runs up to you. "Excuse me sir! You aren't... cosplayers are you?"
“Wazzah cosplayer? Is it a monster? Are there MONSTERS here! AAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Screaming, a large man wearing armor falls in from the roof, breaking a large portion of it. “YAAAAH! THE BUILDING IS A MIMIC!” He starts randomly attacking the walls.
The nerd leaves his cart full of toilet paper, tissues, and oysters and runs up to you. "Excuse me sir! You aren't... cosplayers are you?"
“Wazzah cosplayer? Is it a monster? Are there MONSTERS here! AAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
“Er no. There aren’t any monsters. Not yet at least.” He looks pretty excited, “Where did you come from?”
Screaming, a large man wearing armor falls in from the roof, breaking a large portion of it. “YAAAAH! THE BUILDING IS A MIMIC!” He starts randomly attacking the walls.
The nerd leaves his cart full of toilet paper, tissues, and oysters and runs up to you. "Excuse me sir! You aren't... cosplayers are you?"
“Wazzah cosplayer? Is it a monster? Are there MONSTERS here! AAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
“Er no. There aren’t any monsters. Not yet at least.” He looks pretty excited, “Where did you come from?”
Just gonna say one of the published DnD worlds. “Krynn. Who are YOU?”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*idea, changing the year it's set in on the OP to make it canonicaly set during c*vid times so that it explains why there aren't just cops and reporters swarming the place*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"It seems like it is called Walmart. Also, I apologize for my companions. I understand they can be annoying at times.
Nuh uh! We're not annoying!
I agree with Mouth #342 for once.
Yeah, we are.
Please, I beg you... I want cheese.
Judging by the sign, and by the various shelves around us, and taking into account the people wearing blue uniforms with a yellow logo resembling that of a star or small firework, I would assume we are at the grocery store known as Walmart.
Is it a mart run by a man named Wally?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Coming out of the toys section is a gnome wearing artificer gear. He's carrying a bunch of nerf guns, and he sits down outside to 'experiment' with them. He doesn't pay.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
'Um, hey there?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"AH, a volunteer!!" He says, immediately beginning to shoot the unfortunate person with everything he found.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
A portal opens, emanating crystal clear interdimensional energy, with very strong feelings of power. Out of it steps a creature unlike any other. It's orange-ish red, a blob of flesh, with the ground around it looking sludgy (yet it still emnates the same feeling of power as the portal it came out of). The main takeaway are it's many, MANY eyes and mouths, blabbering about. Most of it is gibberish or can't be heard by the other voices overlapping, but the ones that can be heard say:
"Ah, this place is quite interesting. Not as strong as my home and fortress, but still plenty of energy and power.
OOGLY BOOGLY SPOOGLY DOOGLY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
Chaos, chaos!
What is the meaning of life?
42!
I just want to get out of this thing..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
A rock gnome crashes in through a window, swinging his swords wildly.
"Oi! The f**k's this place 'sposed ta be?"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Flint tries to run away and cowers behind a crate of basketballs
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Wazzah cosplayer? Is it a monster? Are there MONSTERS here! AAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
“Er no. There aren’t any monsters. Not yet at least.” He looks pretty excited, “Where did you come from?”
Just gonna say one of the published DnD worlds. “Krynn. Who are YOU?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
The gibbering creature from earlier is wandering around.
"A Walmart... Interesting.
Oooh, can we get this action figure? Pretty please?
Welcome to my shop, traveller. What can I get for you?
We can't buy that thing! It's 9+10 million dollars!
So... 21 million?
Correct!
(Sighing)"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The half-elf has tipped over a trash can and is searching through it
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A gnome wearing scale mail tumbles out, cursing up a storm.
"Oi! This sh*t's mine! I f**king found it first!"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
'Sorry mate, didn't realise ya were living there'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*anyone on?*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*me*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The half-elf watches it intently, ready to run if it chases him
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Ah, hello there, half-elf.
A half-elf action figure?
No.
Aw...
Can we go to the dairy aisle? I need some cheese.
What is it with you and cheese?
By the known laws of aviation, there is no way the bee should be able to fly.
Run while you still can, if you don't want to be really annoyed."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
'Um, hey there, d'ya know what this place is?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*idea, changing the year it's set in on the OP to make it canonicaly set during c*vid times so that it explains why there aren't just cops and reporters swarming the place*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"It seems like it is called Walmart. Also, I apologize for my companions. I understand they can be annoying at times.
Nuh uh! We're not annoying!
I agree with Mouth #342 for once.
Yeah, we are.
Please, I beg you... I want cheese.
Judging by the sign, and by the various shelves around us, and taking into account the people wearing blue uniforms with a yellow logo resembling that of a star or small firework, I would assume we are at the grocery store known as Walmart.
Is it a mart run by a man named Wally?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig