Coming out of the toys section is a gnome wearing artificer gear. He's carrying a bunch of nerf guns, and he sits down outside to 'experiment' with them. He doesn't pay.
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I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
A portal opens, emanating crystal clear interdimensional energy, with very strong feelings of power. Out of it steps a creature unlike any other. It's orange-ish red, a blob of flesh, with the ground around it looking sludgy (yet it still emnates the same feeling of power as the portal it came out of). The main takeaway are it's many, MANY eyes and mouths, blabbering about. Most of it is gibberish or can't be heard by the other voices overlapping, but the ones that can be heard say:
"Ah, this place is quite interesting. Not as strong as my home and fortress, but still plenty of energy and power.
OOGLY BOOGLY SPOOGLY DOOGLY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
Chaos, chaos!
What is the meaning of life?
42!
I just want to get out of this thing..."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Screaming, a large man wearing armor falls in from the roof, breaking a large portion of it. “YAAAAH! THE BUILDING IS A MIMIC!” He starts randomly attacking the walls.
The nerd leaves his cart full of toilet paper, tissues, and oysters and runs up to you. "Excuse me sir! You aren't... cosplayers are you?"
“Wazzah cosplayer? Is it a monster? Are there MONSTERS here! AAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
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‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
Screaming, a large man wearing armor falls in from the roof, breaking a large portion of it. “YAAAAH! THE BUILDING IS A MIMIC!” He starts randomly attacking the walls.
The nerd leaves his cart full of toilet paper, tissues, and oysters and runs up to you. "Excuse me sir! You aren't... cosplayers are you?"
“Wazzah cosplayer? Is it a monster? Are there MONSTERS here! AAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
“Er no. There aren’t any monsters. Not yet at least.” He looks pretty excited, “Where did you come from?”
Screaming, a large man wearing armor falls in from the roof, breaking a large portion of it. “YAAAAH! THE BUILDING IS A MIMIC!” He starts randomly attacking the walls.
The nerd leaves his cart full of toilet paper, tissues, and oysters and runs up to you. "Excuse me sir! You aren't... cosplayers are you?"
“Wazzah cosplayer? Is it a monster? Are there MONSTERS here! AAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
“Er no. There aren’t any monsters. Not yet at least.” He looks pretty excited, “Where did you come from?”
Just gonna say one of the published DnD worlds. “Krynn. Who are YOU?”
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‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
*idea, changing the year it's set in on the OP to make it canonicaly set during c*vid times so that it explains why there aren't just cops and reporters swarming the place*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"It seems like it is called Walmart. Also, I apologize for my companions. I understand they can be annoying at times.
Nuh uh! We're not annoying!
I agree with Mouth #342 for once.
Yeah, we are.
Please, I beg you... I want cheese.
Judging by the sign, and by the various shelves around us, and taking into account the people wearing blue uniforms with a yellow logo resembling that of a star or small firework, I would assume we are at the grocery store known as Walmart.
Is it a mart run by a man named Wally?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Coming out of the toys section is a gnome wearing artificer gear. He's carrying a bunch of nerf guns, and he sits down outside to 'experiment' with them. He doesn't pay.
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
'Um, hey there?'
Master of the overground
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature
"AH, a volunteer!!" He says, immediately beginning to shoot the unfortunate person with everything he found.
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
A portal opens, emanating crystal clear interdimensional energy, with very strong feelings of power. Out of it steps a creature unlike any other. It's orange-ish red, a blob of flesh, with the ground around it looking sludgy (yet it still emnates the same feeling of power as the portal it came out of). The main takeaway are it's many, MANY eyes and mouths, blabbering about. Most of it is gibberish or can't be heard by the other voices overlapping, but the ones that can be heard say:
"Ah, this place is quite interesting. Not as strong as my home and fortress, but still plenty of energy and power.
OOGLY BOOGLY SPOOGLY DOOGLY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
Chaos, chaos!
What is the meaning of life?
42!
I just want to get out of this thing..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A rock gnome crashes in through a window, swinging his swords wildly.
"Oi! The f**k's this place 'sposed ta be?"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Flint tries to run away and cowers behind a crate of basketballs
Master of the overground
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“Wazzah cosplayer? Is it a monster? Are there MONSTERS here! AAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
“Er no. There aren’t any monsters. Not yet at least.” He looks pretty excited, “Where did you come from?”
Always two maybe three
Just gonna say one of the published DnD worlds. “Krynn. Who are YOU?”
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
The gibbering creature from earlier is wandering around.
"A Walmart... Interesting.
Oooh, can we get this action figure? Pretty please?
Welcome to my shop, traveller. What can I get for you?
We can't buy that thing! It's 9+10 million dollars!
So... 21 million?
Correct!
(Sighing)"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The half-elf has tipped over a trash can and is searching through it
Master of the overground
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A gnome wearing scale mail tumbles out, cursing up a storm.
"Oi! This sh*t's mine! I f**king found it first!"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
'Sorry mate, didn't realise ya were living there'
Master of the overground
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature
*anyone on?*
Master of the overground
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*me*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The half-elf watches it intently, ready to run if it chases him
Master of the overground
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"Ah, hello there, half-elf.
A half-elf action figure?
No.
Aw...
Can we go to the dairy aisle? I need some cheese.
What is it with you and cheese?
By the known laws of aviation, there is no way the bee should be able to fly.
Run while you still can, if you don't want to be really annoyed."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
'Um, hey there, d'ya know what this place is?'
Master of the overground
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature
*idea, changing the year it's set in on the OP to make it canonicaly set during c*vid times so that it explains why there aren't just cops and reporters swarming the place*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"It seems like it is called Walmart. Also, I apologize for my companions. I understand they can be annoying at times.
Nuh uh! We're not annoying!
I agree with Mouth #342 for once.
Yeah, we are.
Please, I beg you... I want cheese.
Judging by the sign, and by the various shelves around us, and taking into account the people wearing blue uniforms with a yellow logo resembling that of a star or small firework, I would assume we are at the grocery store known as Walmart.
Is it a mart run by a man named Wally?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ