A young silver Dragonborn with a witch hat on his head, and a large amount of rats crawling all over his body appears in a flick of his fingers. “Oooohkaaaay. That spell sure went wrong. Where am I? Is there any mead here?”
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Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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“That’s Lumpy. That’s Skumpy. That’s Lord Badoozle. That’s Rantonius.” He starts rattling off a list of names. Lumpy and Skumpy race off of his shoulders and start grabbing random store items.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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“Each rat costs 1 gold. I had 65 gold, so I bought a rat for each piece. Not to count Lord Fire Demon and Runner.” A large rat made out of fire scurries out from his shoe, and he pulls his hat off of his head, whispers some words, and another rat races out of it, running away from him as fast as it can.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“True. But it’s less work to just buy them. There any mead around here?” 20 rats are attacking some of the store items. Loud crashes echo throughout the store. The Dragonborn pretends to ignore them.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“Reed. Nice to meet you Flint.” As he’s about to take a bite, a rat leaps up and grabs the bag, scattering Doritos all over the floor. The rats swarm on it. “AARGH! FOR THE LAST TIME!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Flint also swarms on the bag of doritos. When they are all eaten, he stands up and wipes the orange crumbs off of his face like what he just did was completely normal behaviour for a sentient humanoid
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'Hey guys, stop pestering the guy, let him eat his doritos in peace' Flint tells the rats. It might work, as he has an affinity with such creatures, having spent much of his life around them
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The rats all exhale, sounding creepily like a sigh. “Thanks.” Reed grabs yet another bag, and finally manages to eat one. “THESE ARE AMA-“ Lord Fire Demon, the fire rat, accidentally gets his tail too close to the bag and it melts.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
'Dang it. That's what ya get with playing with fire, I suppose' Flint laughs. 'But yeah, they are amazing! I could live off of Doritos for years! Plus, they're in sealed packs, and last a long time, so they're ideal for the conditions I'm currently living in'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Well, I only just got here, but I've found myself a nice cosy sewer that will do as a home. If ya looking for somewhere to stay, ya more than welcome to join me'
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'yeah, ya should!'
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*as long as it fits the thread, go for it :)*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
A young silver Dragonborn with a witch hat on his head, and a large amount of rats crawling all over his body appears in a flick of his fingers. “Oooohkaaaay. That spell sure went wrong. Where am I? Is there any mead here?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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'Hey there! Can't help ya, I'm as lost as you are, but those little guys sure are adorable!'
The half-elf approaches the dragonborn, pointing at the swarm of rats. He seems to be covered in dirt
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“That’s Lumpy. That’s Skumpy. That’s Lord Badoozle. That’s Rantonius.” He starts rattling off a list of names. Lumpy and Skumpy race off of his shoulders and start grabbing random store items.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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'Where ya get them from?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Each rat costs 1 gold. I had 65 gold, so I bought a rat for each piece. Not to count Lord Fire Demon and Runner.” A large rat made out of fire scurries out from his shoe, and he pulls his hat off of his head, whispers some words, and another rat races out of it, running away from him as fast as it can.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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'Hah, ya getting scammed, my friend. Rats are free if ya get them from the sewers and trash piles'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“True. But it’s less work to just buy them. There any mead around here?” 20 rats are attacking some of the store items. Loud crashes echo throughout the store. The Dragonborn pretends to ignore them.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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'I don't know if there's mead, I haven't seen any anywhere. But they do have these insane little things called doritos which ya gotta try!'
The half-elf picks up one of the rats and strokes it. 'What an adowwwwable little guy!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Doritos? That sounds interesting. What are they?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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'Triangles of happiness. Come on, ya gotta try some'
The half-elf offers him a bag of doritos. 'By the way, what's ya name? Mine's Flint'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Reed. Nice to meet you Flint.” As he’s about to take a bite, a rat leaps up and grabs the bag, scattering Doritos all over the floor. The rats swarm on it. “AARGH! FOR THE LAST TIME!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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Flint also swarms on the bag of doritos. When they are all eaten, he stands up and wipes the orange crumbs off of his face like what he just did was completely normal behaviour for a sentient humanoid
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Reed sighs and grabs another bag. The same thing happens again. And again. And again. “COME ON!!!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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'Hey guys, stop pestering the guy, let him eat his doritos in peace' Flint tells the rats. It might work, as he has an affinity with such creatures, having spent much of his life around them
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The rats all exhale, sounding creepily like a sigh. “Thanks.” Reed grabs yet another bag, and finally manages to eat one. “THESE ARE AMA-“ Lord Fire Demon, the fire rat, accidentally gets his tail too close to the bag and it melts.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
'Dang it. That's what ya get with playing with fire, I suppose' Flint laughs. 'But yeah, they are amazing! I could live off of Doritos for years! Plus, they're in sealed packs, and last a long time, so they're ideal for the conditions I'm currently living in'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Currently?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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'Well, I only just got here, but I've found myself a nice cosy sewer that will do as a home. If ya looking for somewhere to stay, ya more than welcome to join me'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.