Sebelas stands up. “I apologize for the behavior of my crewmates. We had a run in with the Bloody Barnacle, and we needed to bring some undesirables aboard to cover for the losses.”
The Child turns and looks at you; "OH! SO NOT ONLY DO YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE FAILURES...YOU ARE FAILURES!" They continue to cackle and laugh.
Phillip's face ever so slightly pales at the embarrassment. Meanwhile, Borkenar is just unmoved. He casually continues sitting. *This is Borkenar. Borkenar doesn't care what the captains think of him. Be like Borkenar :D*
One of the captains stand up, their large...very large...they have multiple scars on their body and have strange marks from what seem to be...tentacles? On their body, they walk over to Borkenar; "Interestin'..." He flashes a horrid toothy smile and walks back to his seat.
“I’d like to see your ship come into contact with the Barnacle.”
The child stops laughing, their smiles turns into a scowl as they now stare at you; "I don't think I like this one...I think'll I blow her u-" They are interrupted by the Rather regal looking one raisng their hand; "Ignore him, though...I would advise you to give the respect deserving of our position."
“Respect is earned in my culture.”
The regal one stands up, their hand is already placed on the hilt of their weapon; "Now, The back talk is NOT appreciated. I recommend you go back to whatever little hole you crawled out of and stay there..."
“Gladly.” She leaves the way they came, taking her flail from the guard and flying back to the ship.
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I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Sebelas stands up. “I apologize for the behavior of my crewmates. We had a run in with the Bloody Barnacle, and we needed to bring some undesirables aboard to cover for the losses.”
The Child turns and looks at you; "OH! SO NOT ONLY DO YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE FAILURES...YOU ARE FAILURES!" They continue to cackle and laugh.
Phillip's face ever so slightly pales at the embarrassment. Meanwhile, Borkenar is just unmoved. He casually continues sitting. *This is Borkenar. Borkenar doesn't care what the captains think of him. Be like Borkenar :D*
One of the captains stand up, their large...very large...they have multiple scars on their body and have strange marks from what seem to be...tentacles? On their body, they walk over to Borkenar; "Interestin'..." He flashes a horrid toothy smile and walks back to his seat.
“I’d like to see your ship come into contact with the Barnacle.”
The child stops laughing, their smiles turns into a scowl as they now stare at you; "I don't think I like this one...I think'll I blow her u-" They are interrupted by the Rather regal looking one raisng their hand; "Ignore him, though...I would advise you to give the respect deserving of our position."
“Respect is earned in my culture.”
The regal one stands up, their hand is already placed on the hilt of their weapon; "Now, The back talk is NOT appreciated. I recommend you go back to whatever little hole you crawled out of and stay there..."
“Gladly.” She leaves the way they came, taking her flail from the guard and flying back to the ship.
As you do, the guards just don't give you the flail...in fact. A Whole abundace of guards surround you, the regal one speaks; "No No, Stay. I was wrong, please...go back to the room."
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I regularly go by DJ around these here parts, perhaps due to my past account life!
Enjoy some lore from yours truly, The Weaver of a Thousand Triumphs!
Sebelas stands up. “I apologize for the behavior of my crewmates. We had a run in with the Bloody Barnacle, and we needed to bring some undesirables aboard to cover for the losses.”
The Child turns and looks at you; "OH! SO NOT ONLY DO YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE FAILURES...YOU ARE FAILURES!" They continue to cackle and laugh.
Phillip's face ever so slightly pales at the embarrassment. Meanwhile, Borkenar is just unmoved. He casually continues sitting. *This is Borkenar. Borkenar doesn't care what the captains think of him. Be like Borkenar :D*
One of the captains stand up, their large...very large...they have multiple scars on their body and have strange marks from what seem to be...tentacles? On their body, they walk over to Borkenar; "Interestin'..." He flashes a horrid toothy smile and walks back to his seat.
“I’d like to see your ship come into contact with the Barnacle.”
The child stops laughing, their smiles turns into a scowl as they now stare at you; "I don't think I like this one...I think'll I blow her u-" They are interrupted by the Rather regal looking one raisng their hand; "Ignore him, though...I would advise you to give the respect deserving of our position."
“Respect is earned in my culture.”
The regal one stands up, their hand is already placed on the hilt of their weapon; "Now, The back talk is NOT appreciated. I recommend you go back to whatever little hole you crawled out of and stay there..."
“Gladly.” She leaves the way they came, taking her flail from the guard and flying back to the ship.
As you do, the guards just don't give you the flail...in fact. A Whole abundace of guards surround you, the regal one speaks; "No No, Stay. I was wrong, please...go back to the room."
“As you wish.”
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I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
Clinging to the side of the ship is a strange man in formal business attire. In one hand, he holds a strange bejeweled golden music box. He clambers on the deck, and flops on his back, gasping for breath and soaked. “Okay… sure… why not…” he pants.
(Ah YES! Well- My little Shipmates and friends! It seems we have an Announcement!)
Finally- after a long while being discharged, The Athene Crusader returns! With...unfortunate news, as seen the captain, One Beves Athene, stands on the Deck of the ship. And with a loud cough he speaks; "My Friends! I believe it isn't news to you all I suppose- but, The Queen, Her Majesty, in all of her glory. Has been claimed by the Cold hand of death, this news- It has shaken and relatively DESTROYED the empire. However! If there is one thing, one SINGULAR thing, I wish to do for Her Late Majesty- It's capture one man. ONE MAN and EXECUTE HIM! Yes- I am speaking of the Captain of the Notched Blades and Leader of that CURSED Bloody Barnacle."
He walks around- Pacing back and forth.
"Last time we had tried to take down that Bloody Barnacle we were overwhelmed! We were outmatched! This time however- We will win. For we have an Ace up our sleeve, An Ace that I unfortunately cannot tell you all for now. But know this- On this day- On this BOAT! I MAKE AN OATH! That WE WILL NOT REST! UNTIL OUR MAJESTY'S WISH HAD BEEN CONFIRMED! WE WILL NOT STOP! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN AND GIVE UP! NOT UNTIL WE HAVE CAPTAIN CAIGN'S COLD, LIFELESS, AND HANGED BODY IN THE GALLOWS! SO STEEL YOUR RESOLVE ALL OF YOU! FOR NOW- THE ATHENE'S CRUSADER: HER MAJESTY'S SEA MONSTER! HAS CAUGHT THE SENSE OF HER PREY!"
He slam's his foot onto the ground- And with a strike salute he shouts again!
"SO...LIFT UP THE SAILS! FLOW UP THE JACK! LET US BEGIN THE HUNT, FOR NOW..."
A sharp and powerful laugh comes from him- He slams his hand onto the Deck.
"NOW THE MONSTER KNOWN AS THE ATHENE CRUSADER SHALL SET SAIL- AND EXTERMINATE THE NOTCHED BLADES ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
He promptly goes into a Salute- He nods to his Shipmates.
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I regularly go by DJ around these here parts, perhaps due to my past account life!
Enjoy some lore from yours truly, The Weaver of a Thousand Triumphs!
(Ah YES! Well- My little Shipmates and friends! It seems we have an Announcement!)
Finally- after a long while being discharged, The Athene Crusader returns! With...unfortunate news, as seen the captain, One Beves Athene, stands on the Deck of the ship. And with a loud cough he speaks; "My Friends! I believe it isn't news to you all I suppose- but, The Queen, Her Majesty, in all of her glory. Has been claimed by the Cold hand of death, this news- It has shaken and relatively DESTROYED the empire. However! If there is one thing, one SINGULAR thing, I wish to do for Her Late Majesty- It's capture one man. ONE MAN and EXECUTE HIM! Yes- I am speaking of the Captain of the Notched Blades and Leader of that CURSED Bloody Barnacle."
He walks around- Pacing back and forth.
"Last time we had tried to take down that Bloody Barnacle we were overwhelmed! We were outmatched! This time however- We will win. For we have an Ace up our sleeve, An Ace that I unfortunately cannot tell you all for now. But know this- On this day- On this BOAT! I MAKE AN OATH! That WE WILL NOT REST! UNTIL OUR MAJESTY'S WISH HAD BEEN CONFIRMED! WE WILL NOT STOP! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN AND GIVE UP! NOT UNTIL WE HAVE CAPTAIN CAIGN'S COLD, LIFELESS, AND HANGED BODY IN THE GALLOWS! SO STEEL YOUR RESOLVE ALL OF YOU! FOR NOW- THE ATHENE'S CRUSADER: HER MAJESTY'S SEA MONSTER! HAS CAUGHT THE SENSE OF HER PREY!"
He slam's his foot onto the ground- And with a strike salute he shouts again!
"SO...LIFT UP THE SAILS! FLOW UP THE JACK! LET US BEGIN THE HUNT, FOR NOW..."
A sharp and powerful laugh comes from him- He slams his hand onto the Deck.
"NOW THE MONSTER KNOWN AS THE ATHENE CRUSADER SHALL SET SAIL- AND EXTERMINATE THE NOTCHED BLADES ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
He promptly goes into a Salute- He nods to his Shipmates.
Pungo cheers. He’s drunk.
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‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
(Ah YES! Well- My little Shipmates and friends! It seems we have an Announcement!)
Finally- after a long while being discharged, The Athene Crusader returns! With...unfortunate news, as seen the captain, One Beves Athene, stands on the Deck of the ship. And with a loud cough he speaks; "My Friends! I believe it isn't news to you all I suppose- but, The Queen, Her Majesty, in all of her glory. Has been claimed by the Cold hand of death, this news- It has shaken and relatively DESTROYED the empire. However! If there is one thing, one SINGULAR thing, I wish to do for Her Late Majesty- It's capture one man. ONE MAN and EXECUTE HIM! Yes- I am speaking of the Captain of the Notched Blades and Leader of that CURSED Bloody Barnacle."
He walks around- Pacing back and forth.
"Last time we had tried to take down that Bloody Barnacle we were overwhelmed! We were outmatched! This time however- We will win. For we have an Ace up our sleeve, An Ace that I unfortunately cannot tell you all for now. But know this- On this day- On this BOAT! I MAKE AN OATH! That WE WILL NOT REST! UNTIL OUR MAJESTY'S WISH HAD BEEN CONFIRMED! WE WILL NOT STOP! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN AND GIVE UP! NOT UNTIL WE HAVE CAPTAIN CAIGN'S COLD, LIFELESS, AND HANGED BODY IN THE GALLOWS! SO STEEL YOUR RESOLVE ALL OF YOU! FOR NOW- THE ATHENE'S CRUSADER: HER MAJESTY'S SEA MONSTER! HAS CAUGHT THE SENSE OF HER PREY!"
He slam's his foot onto the ground- And with a strike salute he shouts again!
"SO...LIFT UP THE SAILS! FLOW UP THE JACK! LET US BEGIN THE HUNT, FOR NOW..."
A sharp and powerful laugh comes from him- He slams his hand onto the Deck.
"NOW THE MONSTER KNOWN AS THE ATHENE CRUSADER SHALL SET SAIL- AND EXTERMINATE THE NOTCHED BLADES ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
He promptly goes into a Salute- He nods to his Shipmates.
Pungo cheers. He’s drunk.
Beves points at Pungo; "Thank you Pungo!"
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I regularly go by DJ around these here parts, perhaps due to my past account life!
Enjoy some lore from yours truly, The Weaver of a Thousand Triumphs!
“Gladly.” She leaves the way they came, taking her flail from the guard and flying back to the ship.
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
As you do, the guards just don't give you the flail...in fact. A Whole abundace of guards surround you, the regal one speaks; "No No, Stay. I was wrong, please...go back to the room."
I regularly go by DJ around these here parts, perhaps due to my past account life!
Enjoy some lore from yours truly, The Weaver of a Thousand Triumphs!
|The Tower of Lore Beckons all Lore Makers!||Come browse our stocks at The Convergence Plaza|
*what would happen if Riptide manages to spit out the gag that Sebelas stuffed in his mouth and starts cussing out the captains?*
Pronouns, They/Them/She/Her
Neither one of us can survive without the other. Forget host. Forget symbiote. There is only Carnage.
Once a winner, always a winner
I win... Most of the time...
Unbeatable
Petal in the Wind!
“As you wish.”
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Sebelas suddenly recoils, as if struck by an invisible force. She clutches her temples. “I… I have a headache… need… fresh air…”
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*just me and the void*
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Yeah this is sorta dead….
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
*what a lovely thread*
Clinging to the side of the ship is a strange man in formal business attire. In one hand, he holds a strange bejeweled golden music box. He clambers on the deck, and flops on his back, gasping for breath and soaked. “Okay… sure… why not…” he pants.
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
I’m here i guess?
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
(Ah YES! Well- My little Shipmates and friends! It seems we have an Announcement!)
Finally- after a long while being discharged, The Athene Crusader returns! With...unfortunate news, as seen the captain, One Beves Athene, stands on the Deck of the ship. And with a loud cough he speaks; "My Friends! I believe it isn't news to you all I suppose- but, The Queen, Her Majesty, in all of her glory. Has been claimed by the Cold hand of death, this news- It has shaken and relatively DESTROYED the empire. However! If there is one thing, one SINGULAR thing, I wish to do for Her Late Majesty- It's capture one man. ONE MAN and EXECUTE HIM! Yes- I am speaking of the Captain of the Notched Blades and Leader of that CURSED Bloody Barnacle."
He walks around- Pacing back and forth.
"Last time we had tried to take down that Bloody Barnacle we were overwhelmed! We were outmatched! This time however- We will win. For we have an Ace up our sleeve, An Ace that I unfortunately cannot tell you all for now. But know this- On this day- On this BOAT! I MAKE AN OATH! That WE WILL NOT REST! UNTIL OUR MAJESTY'S WISH HAD BEEN CONFIRMED! WE WILL NOT STOP! WE WILL NOT GIVE IN AND GIVE UP! NOT UNTIL WE HAVE CAPTAIN CAIGN'S COLD, LIFELESS, AND HANGED BODY IN THE GALLOWS! SO STEEL YOUR RESOLVE ALL OF YOU! FOR NOW- THE ATHENE'S CRUSADER: HER MAJESTY'S SEA MONSTER! HAS CAUGHT THE SENSE OF HER PREY!"
He slam's his foot onto the ground- And with a strike salute he shouts again!
"SO...LIFT UP THE SAILS! FLOW UP THE JACK! LET US BEGIN THE HUNT, FOR NOW..."
A sharp and powerful laugh comes from him- He slams his hand onto the Deck.
"NOW THE MONSTER KNOWN AS THE ATHENE CRUSADER SHALL SET SAIL- AND EXTERMINATE THE NOTCHED BLADES ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
He promptly goes into a Salute- He nods to his Shipmates.
I regularly go by DJ around these here parts, perhaps due to my past account life!
Enjoy some lore from yours truly, The Weaver of a Thousand Triumphs!
|The Tower of Lore Beckons all Lore Makers!||Come browse our stocks at The Convergence Plaza|
This is EXTREMELY dead.
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
(Yeah Well- With Nothic using Beves in his next Arc I kinda need to Revive it. NOT GONNA BE EASY BUT I'LL TRY!)
I regularly go by DJ around these here parts, perhaps due to my past account life!
Enjoy some lore from yours truly, The Weaver of a Thousand Triumphs!
|The Tower of Lore Beckons all Lore Makers!||Come browse our stocks at The Convergence Plaza|
Pungo cheers. He’s drunk.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
Sebelas is too busy going insane to notice anyone else
*might bring kohirun here, thoughts?*
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Sure.
Beves points at Pungo; "Thank you Pungo!"
I regularly go by DJ around these here parts, perhaps due to my past account life!
Enjoy some lore from yours truly, The Weaver of a Thousand Triumphs!
|The Tower of Lore Beckons all Lore Makers!||Come browse our stocks at The Convergence Plaza|
A murder of crows and a phoenix are fighting off the port bow
I’m an average DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes
Stay Paranod! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Some of the Crew member have surrounded the whole fight and started betting on who's gonna win.
Crew Member 1: "This is easy, Phoenix gonna win 100%."
Crew Member 5: "What!? The Crows got the Numbers."
I regularly go by DJ around these here parts, perhaps due to my past account life!
Enjoy some lore from yours truly, The Weaver of a Thousand Triumphs!
|The Tower of Lore Beckons all Lore Makers!||Come browse our stocks at The Convergence Plaza|
(Don’t listen to the haters!! Remember, glory to the Empire and long live the, uhhh — the uhhh — okay, we might need a new slogan.)
This is what happens when you let a nothic onto the forums. Longtime mapmaker and forever GM.
Resident map-fiend. Writer, storyteller, worldbuilder. Lover of music & food; hater of elves & numbers. Threads I enjoy:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Spider Guild | The Wonderful Roleplay Guild | Anything BUT the OGL 2.0 | The Tower of Lore | The Universe Smorgasbord | The Afterglow
*revivify! Yes! Long live the Empire!*
Borkenar is speaking with the fish.
Phillip is looking at a map with annoyance, probably the most complex task he's ever done.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ