It starts off with Dragolich12 saying the threads iconic catchphrase, Ni!
AldrekStormcloak begs for mercy, and for Drago to not repeat that 'awful word'.
They repeat it. A couple more posts of Ni! before a picture of a guy saying 'Ni! Ni!'. (Hehe, uncultured gibber here. If someone tells me who this guy is I'll update it) First image on the thread.
JoelTheWalrus joins, saying 'why not'.
IExist joins, quoting the Black Knight with "NONE SHALL PASS!"
Another Ni from The_Leviathan_Of_Levistus joining, and then Drago quotes IExist and responds with a gif of the black knight saying "I'm invincible!'
IExist then says "Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"
More Ni's, IExist asks to be the head sorcerer of the Knights of Ni.
NaivaraArnuanna says that to continue on the thread, the reader must answer three questions to see the rest-- their name, their quest, and their favorite color.
Levistus answers the questions and is able to proceed.
IExist asks what the air velocity of an unladen swallow is. He also takes the title as head sorcerer by default as nobody declined his request.
Levistus asks if it's an African or European swallow, causing IExist to say, "I DONT KNOW! AAAGH!"
Drago says IExist can be Tim the Enchanter, to respond to his request. IExist says it works for him, though he'll keep head sorcerer in his signature.
Levistus states one player he had who one of his first lines was "There are some who call me Tim."
BovineIntervention says there are some who call them Ed.
Darkling07 requests a holy hand grenade to end this madness.
A bit of counting with Levistus and IExist.
SqueegeeLord states a tale of how one of their players is obsessed with using holy hand grenades, so they just make them ornate rocks.
Dertinus starts a brief discussion on the proper pronunciation of Ni. It's pronounced 'Nee'.
Drago says there is one the Knights fear the most-- the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
IExist quotes the holy hand grenade saying.
A Ni!
BadBovine states that the knights now say ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmm!
More Ni. Levistus states that they are now the knights who until very said Ni. Bovine says that fits, then says 'Dont you have a cult to run?'
Dertinus asks, 'The Cult of Swords and Ambushes?'
Levistus says they can exist in multiple threads at once. Dertinus states multitasking isn't the best skill for the human race.
Badbovine says that by being in two cults, Levistus must be a greater god. Levistus says they aren't really a member of their own cult, and the Knights of Ni aren't really a cult either. Drago says the knights of Ni oppose all cults and throws a holy hand grenade at them.
A bit more Ni's, then Badbovine and Drago say to be initiated you need to find a shrubbery then cut down the mightiest tree with a herring, then face the killer rabbit.
The Knights of Ni declare war on the cult of the Caerbannog rabbit.
Darkling states 'why does nobody ever think I founded the Levi-Rocks thread...' then Ni's.
Dertinus begins preparing for war with rings and ring armor, stating that one must be ready to launch over mud, swamp and annoying sounds everywhere. One does not simply smack enemies for fun...
More Ni's, along with some Nuuu's.
SqueegeeLord brings the crusade of Levi-Rocks and says 'Submit or meet your doom'. The bovines appear to observe.
Squeegee continues, stating the battle shall take place in the battlegrounds forum. Any who submit shall be spared, and if none initiate combat in 24 hours the Knights shall be considered dead or submitted.
IExist appears stating that the rule only applies if the absent person has even posted, and that they didn't even know combat had started.
Drago appears saying the Knights have no quarrel with the worshippers of Levi-Rocks. Dertinus responds by saying 'Live fighting or die as a coward'.
More Ni's, and some no's.
Drago adds the rule that anyone who watches the holy grail are a knight of Ni.
Levistus attaches a rider saying that a knight of Ni ignores the above post if they have posted online ever.
A Ni, then the first 'it' of the thread. More Ni's before Drago ponders the actual air velocity of an unladen swallow.
IExist states 24 MPH on a European, African is unknown.
Drago declares war on the cult of the dragon.
More Ni's and Neeh's.
The_Lightless_One says that the cult shall not reawaken, out of sight and memory. Drago says it isn't a cult and that Lightless should leave before the Knights unleash their wrath. Dertinus says, "Nehhh, wrath! Neeh!"
IExist does a big text Ni.
Some more regular Ni's.
Drago says Ni to someone's bunny pfp.
I_Love_Tarrasques asks to join, saying "Ni?"
Levistus notes that Tarrasques is already in 3 cults. Tarrasques responds by saying the bovines and knights of Ni are not cults, they aren't in Levistus's and that they're just friendly with the Cult of Bacon and not a member.
Drago says Tarrasques can join. Tarrasques does Power Word Ni (in bovine).
Another Ni. Levistus wonders what would happen if the Nights of Ni were sent to the Feywild. Tarrasque says they would counterspell.
Yannikuslll says Ni, then asks if they are a knight. IExist says 'I think so'. Dertinus does a vote and people agree that Yannikuslll is a knight. Drago says that they must answer three questions: their name, their quest, and the air velocity of an unladen swallow. Dertinus replies with bad grammar, and IExist comments on the typical 5 intelligence character. Dertinus claps.
More Ni's. Drago requests to get a title Knight of Ni, asking Tarrasques to ask Sedge for them.
The_Phantom_User says they should get the thread locked, proclaiming the Knights of Ni shall fall. Drago asks if they are trying to start war because they are aligned with the cult of Sedge.
More Ni's. The cult of Sedge stands with its Knight counterparts.
Drago says that someone has up voted Phantom's post and asks them to reveal themselves so they may be smited.
Phantom states that this thread is immortal for now, but when it's alertness falls death shall strike it. They roll a supposed 30 on intimidation, but there's also the dice roll manipulated message...
Drago mentions the dice roll manipulated, and also states that a pretty big army would be needed to defeat the Knights of Ni and the Cult of Sedge. They also ask what cult Phantom is part of.
More Ni's. Drago changes their pfp to fit a campaign they are part of.
Drago does Ni's in different fonts.
A ton of Ni's. Bullethawk joins, and Tom_The_Gelatinous_Cube states that to join they must find a SHRUBBERY.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Hmmmm, ads...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*we should probably take this to the discussion thread*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hmmmm, ds...
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
The Knights Who Say Ni (that's a link)
Created by Dragolich12, June 12 2020.
Events (currently updated to Aug 21, 2020):
It starts off with Dragolich12 saying the threads iconic catchphrase, Ni!
AldrekStormcloak begs for mercy, and for Drago to not repeat that 'awful word'.
They repeat it. A couple more posts of Ni! before a picture of a guy saying 'Ni! Ni!'. (Hehe, uncultured gibber here. If someone tells me who this guy is I'll update it) First image on the thread.
JoelTheWalrus joins, saying 'why not'.
IExist joins, quoting the Black Knight with "NONE SHALL PASS!"
Another Ni from The_Leviathan_Of_Levistus joining, and then Drago quotes IExist and responds with a gif of the black knight saying "I'm invincible!'
IExist then says "Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"
More Ni's, IExist asks to be the head sorcerer of the Knights of Ni.
NaivaraArnuanna says that to continue on the thread, the reader must answer three questions to see the rest-- their name, their quest, and their favorite color.
Levistus answers the questions and is able to proceed.
IExist asks what the air velocity of an unladen swallow is. He also takes the title as head sorcerer by default as nobody declined his request.
Levistus asks if it's an African or European swallow, causing IExist to say, "I DONT KNOW! AAAGH!"
Drago says IExist can be Tim the Enchanter, to respond to his request. IExist says it works for him, though he'll keep head sorcerer in his signature.
Levistus states one player he had who one of his first lines was "There are some who call me Tim."
BovineIntervention says there are some who call them Ed.
Darkling07 requests a holy hand grenade to end this madness.
A bit of counting with Levistus and IExist.
SqueegeeLord states a tale of how one of their players is obsessed with using holy hand grenades, so they just make them ornate rocks.
Dertinus starts a brief discussion on the proper pronunciation of Ni. It's pronounced 'Nee'.
Drago says there is one the Knights fear the most-- the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
IExist quotes the holy hand grenade saying.
A Ni!
BadBovine states that the knights now say ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmm!
More Ni. Levistus states that they are now the knights who until very said Ni. Bovine says that fits, then says 'Dont you have a cult to run?'
Dertinus asks, 'The Cult of Swords and Ambushes?'
Levistus says they can exist in multiple threads at once. Dertinus states multitasking isn't the best skill for the human race.
Badbovine says that by being in two cults, Levistus must be a greater god. Levistus says they aren't really a member of their own cult, and the Knights of Ni aren't really a cult either. Drago says the knights of Ni oppose all cults and throws a holy hand grenade at them.
A bit more Ni's, then Badbovine and Drago say to be initiated you need to find a shrubbery then cut down the mightiest tree with a herring, then face the killer rabbit.
The Knights of Ni declare war on the cult of the Caerbannog rabbit.
Darkling states 'why does nobody ever think I founded the Levi-Rocks thread...' then Ni's.
Dertinus begins preparing for war with rings and ring armor, stating that one must be ready to launch over mud, swamp and annoying sounds everywhere. One does not simply smack enemies for fun...
More Ni's, along with some Nuuu's.
SqueegeeLord brings the crusade of Levi-Rocks and says 'Submit or meet your doom'. The bovines appear to observe.
Squeegee continues, stating the battle shall take place in the battlegrounds forum. Any who submit shall be spared, and if none initiate combat in 24 hours the Knights shall be considered dead or submitted.
IExist appears stating that the rule only applies if the absent person has even posted, and that they didn't even know combat had started.
Drago appears saying the Knights have no quarrel with the worshippers of Levi-Rocks. Dertinus responds by saying 'Live fighting or die as a coward'.
More Ni's, and some no's.
Drago adds the rule that anyone who watches the holy grail are a knight of Ni.
Levistus attaches a rider saying that a knight of Ni ignores the above post if they have posted online ever.
A Ni, then the first 'it' of the thread. More Ni's before Drago ponders the actual air velocity of an unladen swallow.
IExist states 24 MPH on a European, African is unknown.
Drago declares war on the cult of the dragon.
More Ni's and Neeh's.
The_Lightless_One says that the cult shall not reawaken, out of sight and memory. Drago says it isn't a cult and that Lightless should leave before the Knights unleash their wrath. Dertinus says, "Nehhh, wrath! Neeh!"
IExist does a big text Ni.
Some more regular Ni's.
Drago says Ni to someone's bunny pfp.
I_Love_Tarrasques asks to join, saying "Ni?"
Levistus notes that Tarrasques is already in 3 cults. Tarrasques responds by saying the bovines and knights of Ni are not cults, they aren't in Levistus's and that they're just friendly with the Cult of Bacon and not a member.
Drago says Tarrasques can join. Tarrasques does Power Word Ni (in bovine).
Another Ni. Levistus wonders what would happen if the Nights of Ni were sent to the Feywild. Tarrasque says they would counterspell.
Yannikuslll says Ni, then asks if they are a knight. IExist says 'I think so'. Dertinus does a vote and people agree that Yannikuslll is a knight. Drago says that they must answer three questions: their name, their quest, and the air velocity of an unladen swallow. Dertinus replies with bad grammar, and IExist comments on the typical 5 intelligence character. Dertinus claps.
More Ni's. Drago requests to get a title Knight of Ni, asking Tarrasques to ask Sedge for them.
The_Phantom_User says they should get the thread locked, proclaiming the Knights of Ni shall fall. Drago asks if they are trying to start war because they are aligned with the cult of Sedge.
More Ni's. The cult of Sedge stands with its Knight counterparts.
Drago says that someone has up voted Phantom's post and asks them to reveal themselves so they may be smited.
Phantom states that this thread is immortal for now, but when it's alertness falls death shall strike it. They roll a supposed 30 on intimidation, but there's also the dice roll manipulated message...
Drago mentions the dice roll manipulated, and also states that a pretty big army would be needed to defeat the Knights of Ni and the Cult of Sedge. They also ask what cult Phantom is part of.
More Ni's. Drago changes their pfp to fit a campaign they are part of.
Drago does Ni's in different fonts.
A ton of Ni's. Bullethawk joins, and Tom_The_Gelatinous_Cube states that to join they must find a SHRUBBERY.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Maybe the DAO, LCW, Lords' Rest, and Banan's support thread? I know the last one isn't that big, but I feel it's kinda important.
Hi, it's Druid, my other acc locked me out. I will fix my sig soon! PM me the words tomato and/or banana!
Oh, and Count Until Staff/Moderator posts.
Hi, it's Druid, my other acc locked me out. I will fix my sig soon! PM me the words tomato and/or banana!