"Tell me about it. Though a piece of advice for you. Nobody really cares who you were in life, if you want respect down here you earn it the hard way."
'It all started when I was a kid. If you have news down here, you might have heard about it. School trip, plane crashed in the Alaskan wilderness, my teacher killed one of my classmates so that we could eat. Nobody really liked the kid anyway. Creepy loser weirdo sort, Seb was his name. Anyway, teacher got done for murder, but how is that fair? Without him, we would have all starved. He was a hero, and yet there was everyone else, judging him. Only because they had never been in his shoes, never had to choose between horror and horror. So I decided to 'enlighten' them all, show that even their most shining paragons of good would also do seemingly atrocious acts, if they felt they had no choice. I got a charity worker, a philanthropist rockstar, an environmental justice activist, a cop, a priest, and a nurse. And I broke them all. And broadcast it online'
"You get respect through power. You can always work out deals with those stronger than you, something I did to extend my life, or you can take power by force."
'Interesting... I like the sound of that. Though I dare say I won't be in the business of gaining power too soon, it's not like I'm not here for eternity'
"I guess. What did you do in life?"
Jim and Spike hear very loud cheering from the floor above them.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
'Killed people. But who doesn't?'
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"Tell me about it. Though a piece of advice for you. Nobody really cares who you were in life, if you want respect down here you earn it the hard way."
*ooh, I don't know much about Hazbin Hotel but this is one helluva tavern idea. I'll intro once I think of a character idea*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
'It all started when I was a kid. If you have news down here, you might have heard about it. School trip, plane crashed in the Alaskan wilderness, my teacher killed one of my classmates so that we could eat. Nobody really liked the kid anyway. Creepy loser weirdo sort, Seb was his name. Anyway, teacher got done for murder, but how is that fair? Without him, we would have all starved. He was a hero, and yet there was everyone else, judging him. Only because they had never been in his shoes, never had to choose between horror and horror. So I decided to 'enlighten' them all, show that even their most shining paragons of good would also do seemingly atrocious acts, if they felt they had no choice. I got a charity worker, a philanthropist rockstar, an environmental justice activist, a cop, a priest, and a nurse. And I broke them all. And broadcast it online'
Jim smiles, taking a sip of wine
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"Lovely. Such a fun story."
'Hey, I never once claimed to be an angel. So, how do I earn respect down here'
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"You get respect through power. You can always work out deals with those stronger than you, something I did to extend my life, or you can take power by force."
'Interesting... I like the sound of that. Though I dare say I won't be in the business of gaining power too soon, it's not like I'm not here for eternity'
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"You kinda are bub. Because unlike us lesser demons, you sinners don't age. Which is totally unfair by the way."
'I'm guessing unfair is kind of the point, considering where we are'
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"Yeah, but you're the reason you're here. I couldn't have prevented my being here."
'Suppose so. Do you like it here?'
*this place named after an ariana grande song lol*
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"Of course not. I'm what's called a lesser demon. I had to do things that I despise to even get to a normal social status."
'Like what?'
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"None of your business you roach."
'I am not a roach. Roaches are foul pests, whereas I am a man of culture'
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"Sure bud, whatever." He takes a swig of wine directly from the bottle, to much protest from the bartender, who he completely ignores.
'How much are the rooms here?'
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