He doesn’t die. He wakes up a couple hours later in a room. He has no idea what he’s doing there, how he got there, or how long he’s been there. His hangover is the worst he’s ever felt and he has slivers of memory of the past 15 hours.
The giant walks down the stairs and looks around, his deep voice thundering out "Where am I?"
“Yer at Buttons’ Best, on top of a mountain sized metal titan. Ya said you were exiled here and wanted ter forget it, so I gave ya my amnesia mix.”
“That sounds about right. Thank you for that.” He sits back at the bar “How long will I have the headache?”
"I can give ya the neutralizer."
"Thanks, I'd rather not keep this headache." He reaches into his pocket, pulling out bones and crushing them in his hand. Using the powder as an alternate to chalk for his hands.
Buttons hands him a shot of green liquid.
The man chugs it down and looks around “Where is my axe?”
Red is in the corner, twirling it like it weighs nothing. He tosses it to the man.
Red is in the corner, twirling it like it weighs nothing. He tosses it to the man.
The man seems shocked for a moment before catching the blade with one hand. He puts it on his back “Where is my armor?”
"Yer wearin it."
He notices his armor on him “ Oh. Do you have anything weaker than the purple thing but stronger than the beer?”
"I got any booze ya can think of. My specialty is the rattlesnake whiskey."
“I’ll take the whiskey. Do you have anything to eat with it?” He takes the shield of his back and begins to polish it “Or maybe I should save that for tomorrow.”
Red is in the corner, twirling it like it weighs nothing. He tosses it to the man.
The man seems shocked for a moment before catching the blade with one hand. He puts it on his back “Where is my armor?”
"Yer wearin it."
He notices his armor on him “ Oh. Do you have anything weaker than the purple thing but stronger than the beer?”
"I got any booze ya can think of. My specialty is the rattlesnake whiskey."
“I’ll take the whiskey. Do you have anything to eat with it?” He takes the shield of his back and begins to polish it “Or maybe I should save that for tomorrow.”
"Talk ter my chef, if he ain't still outta commission."
Red is in the corner, twirling it like it weighs nothing. He tosses it to the man.
The man seems shocked for a moment before catching the blade with one hand. He puts it on his back “Where is my armor?”
"Yer wearin it."
He notices his armor on him “ Oh. Do you have anything weaker than the purple thing but stronger than the beer?”
"I got any booze ya can think of. My specialty is the rattlesnake whiskey."
“I’ll take the whiskey. Do you have anything to eat with it?” He takes the shield of his back and begins to polish it “Or maybe I should save that for tomorrow.”
"Talk ter my chef, if he ain't still outta commission."
He looks over and see Silver still sleeping “That him?”
Red is in the corner, twirling it like it weighs nothing. He tosses it to the man.
The man seems shocked for a moment before catching the blade with one hand. He puts it on his back “Where is my armor?”
"Yer wearin it."
He notices his armor on him “ Oh. Do you have anything weaker than the purple thing but stronger than the beer?”
"I got any booze ya can think of. My specialty is the rattlesnake whiskey."
“I’ll take the whiskey. Do you have anything to eat with it?” He takes the shield of his back and begins to polish it “Or maybe I should save that for tomorrow.”
"Talk ter my chef, if he ain't still outta commission."
He looks over and see Silver still sleeping “That him?”
Red is in the corner, twirling it like it weighs nothing. He tosses it to the man.
The man seems shocked for a moment before catching the blade with one hand. He puts it on his back “Where is my armor?”
"Yer wearin it."
He notices his armor on him “ Oh. Do you have anything weaker than the purple thing but stronger than the beer?”
"I got any booze ya can think of. My specialty is the rattlesnake whiskey."
“I’ll take the whiskey. Do you have anything to eat with it?” He takes the shield of his back and begins to polish it “Or maybe I should save that for tomorrow.”
"Talk ter my chef, if he ain't still outta commission."
He looks over and see Silver still sleeping “That him?”
"Yeah, the robot."
“Looks sleep to me, I ain’t messing with another persons sleep.” He gets up and goes back to his room, as he goes Silver wakes up from his fake sleep.
Red is in the corner, twirling it like it weighs nothing. He tosses it to the man.
The man seems shocked for a moment before catching the blade with one hand. He puts it on his back “Where is my armor?”
"Yer wearin it."
He notices his armor on him “ Oh. Do you have anything weaker than the purple thing but stronger than the beer?”
"I got any booze ya can think of. My specialty is the rattlesnake whiskey."
“I’ll take the whiskey. Do you have anything to eat with it?” He takes the shield of his back and begins to polish it “Or maybe I should save that for tomorrow.”
"Talk ter my chef, if he ain't still outta commission."
He looks over and see Silver still sleeping “That him?”
"Yeah, the robot."
“Looks sleep to me, I ain’t messing with another persons sleep.” He gets up and goes back to his room, as he goes Silver wakes up from his fake sleep.
Buttons raises an eyebrow. "Didn't feel like servin 'im?"
Red is in the corner, twirling it like it weighs nothing. He tosses it to the man.
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The man seems shocked for a moment before catching the blade with one hand. He puts it on his back “Where is my armor?”
"Yer wearin it."
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He notices his armor on him “ Oh. Do you have anything weaker than the purple thing but stronger than the beer?”
"I got any booze ya can think of. My specialty is the rattlesnake whiskey."
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“I’ll take the whiskey. Do you have anything to eat with it?” He takes the shield of his back and begins to polish it “Or maybe I should save that for tomorrow.”
"Talk ter my chef, if he ain't still outta commission."
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He looks over and see Silver still sleeping “That him?”
"Yeah, the robot."
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*Silver is mobile again btw. Its been a couple hours*
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An Aarakockra swoops in, landing beside silver. "One beer please," he says to buttons.
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“Looks sleep to me, I ain’t messing with another persons sleep.” He gets up and goes back to his room, as he goes Silver wakes up from his fake sleep.
Buttons raises an eyebrow. "Didn't feel like servin 'im?"
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Buttons tosses him a bottle and tips his hat.
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“Didn’t feel like doin nothin. That guy was sittin on the ground and still tall as anyone else. I ain’t messin up his order.” He walks over
*GTG*
The Aarakocra drinks it down and shakes his head. "Give me your strongest stuff. I'll bet 10gp I can drink it and won't get drunk."
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"Ya want the heaviest legal stuff or the real heaviest I got?"
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"Heaviest ya got. Legal stuff's boring."
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Buttons hesitates for a second before giving the newcomer a shot of purple bubbling liquid. Make a con save when you drink it.
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