The gargoyle bartender tilts its head with a grinding sound. “Welcome to Nightmare’s Claw,” it says in its hollow, echoing voice, breaking the silence. “Perhaps a drink?” It motions to the shelves behind the bar, filled with liquor bottles labled “Fear,” “Panic,” and “Nightmare.”
The man seems frustrated. "Does no one remember their favorite uncle? Fine then. Maybe some drinks will loosen up the gears in your minds." He waves his cane and various coins, ranging from copper to platinum, dance through the air over to the bar, where they stack themselves neatly before shoving a little bit toward the gargoyle. There must be over a thousand gold here.
"Your best, please. For everyone! Anyone remember me now?!"
The Nic’ Epona looks at the figure. “What. Are you?”
*nic’ epona are horses with white flames in place of a mane and tail*
He seems hurt. "I'm your Uncle Pastel! I'm everyone's Uncle Pastel!"
“What would that make you? A devil? A demon? A celestial? A fey? A monstrosity? An abberation?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“I came here seeking fear…there are powerful beings here…their fear is delectable…”
“This place is fear. Nightmares made physical. Fear incarnate.”
“That’s why I was attracted to it…I will use this place to grow more powerful than imaginable, and truly live up to my name.”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
The man seems frustrated. "Does no one remember their favorite uncle? Fine then. Maybe some drinks will loosen up the gears in your minds." He waves his cane and various coins, ranging from copper to platinum, dance through the air over to the bar, where they stack themselves neatly before shoving a little bit toward the gargoyle. There must be over a thousand gold here.
"Your best, please. For everyone! Anyone remember me now?!"
The bartender steps back slightly, surprised. “The best?” It examines one of the gold coins suspiciously. “Fine then.” It lifts a large, vibrating iron reinforced barrel onto the bar. “Pure distilled nightmares. The most potent.” It starts lining up mugs on the counter, then pulls the plug of the barrel. Strange liquid flows out, shifting colors and light.
"Thank you, bartender! Your work is much appreciated! I brought you a new shaker as a present!" A silver cocktail shaker floats over. "It is laced with enchanted diamond paste so that the nightmares mix faster! I know you probably already have one, but in case your old one gets dented!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“I came here seeking fear…there are powerful beings here…their fear is delectable…”
“This place is fear. Nightmares made physical. Fear incarnate.”
“That’s why I was attracted to it…I will use this place to grow more powerful than imaginable, and truly live up to my name.”
“Which is…?”
“Arkturus, Bane of Cthulu.” When he says this it becomes apparent that he speaks with a Russian accent.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
He seems hurt. "I'm your Uncle Pastel! I'm everyone's Uncle Pastel!"
“What would that make you? A devil? A demon? A celestial? A fey? A monstrosity? An abberation?”
"D... does that matter? We're family! But, I guess since you asked, I'm a fey. But in my heart, it doesn't matter what creature I am. From Solar to Dretch, I will love each of you as a niece, nephew, or cousin as appropriate!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The man seems frustrated. "Does no one remember their favorite uncle? Fine then. Maybe some drinks will loosen up the gears in your minds." He waves his cane and various coins, ranging from copper to platinum, dance through the air over to the bar, where they stack themselves neatly before shoving a little bit toward the gargoyle. There must be over a thousand gold here.
"Your best, please. For everyone! Anyone remember me now?!"
The bartender steps back slightly, surprised. “The best?” It examines one of the gold coins suspiciously. “Fine then.” It lifts a large, vibrating iron reinforced barrel onto the bar. “Pure distilled nightmares. The most potent.” It starts lining up mugs on the counter, then pulls the plug of the barrel. Strange liquid flows out, shifting colors and light.
"Thank you, bartender! Your work is much appreciated! I brought you a new shaker as a present!" A silver cocktail shaker floats over. "It is laced with enchanted diamond paste so that the nightmares mix faster! I know you probably already have one, but in case your old one gets dented!"
The bartender reaches out and catches it. It looked from the newcomer to the shaker. “What exactly are you?”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
The bartender reaches out and catches it. It looked from the newcomer to the shaker. “What exactly are you?”
He laughs boisterously. "I'm your uncle, silly!" His laughter tapers off, and he sighs. "For legal reasons, I am an Archfey. I do not belong to either court, I never have, and I do not intend to join at any point in the future."
The bartender reaches out and catches it. It looked from the newcomer to the shaker. “What exactly are you?”
He laughs boisterously. "I'm your uncle, silly!" His laughter tapers off, and he sighs. "For legal reasons, I am an Archfey. I do not belong to either court, I never have, and I do not intend to join at any point in the future."
“How came you here?”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
He seems hurt. "I'm your Uncle Pastel! I'm everyone's Uncle Pastel!"
“What would that make you? A devil? A demon? A celestial? A fey? A monstrosity? An abberation?”
"D... does that matter? We're family! But, I guess since you asked, I'm a fey. But in my heart, it doesn't matter what creature I am. From Solar to Dretch, I will love each of you as a niece, nephew, or cousin as appropriate!"
“Holy Avenger: not effective. Possible substitutes: Oath of the Ancients.”
The bartender reaches out and catches it. It looked from the newcomer to the shaker. “What exactly are you?”
He laughs boisterously. "I'm your uncle, silly!" His laughter tapers off, and he sighs. "For legal reasons, I am an Archfey. I do not belong to either court, I never have, and I do not intend to join at any point in the future."
“How came you here?”
"I came via mortar and pestle. I'm here because I'm interested in what you have to offer. I am the largest seller of sweets in the Feywild, and your drinks have a... kick to them that nothing else quite matches. Of course, I can't replicate the exact formulas given my location, but I can certainly copy flavor profiles... with permission, of course!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"D... does that matter? We're family! But, I guess since you asked, I'm a fey. But in my heart, it doesn't matter what creature I am. From Solar to Dretch, I will love each of you as a niece, nephew, or cousin as appropriate!"
“Holy Avenger: not effective. Possible substitutes: Oath of the Ancients.”
"It's rude to talk about killing someone when they're in the room, you know! I haven't even thought about killing you!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The bartender reaches out and catches it. It looked from the newcomer to the shaker. “What exactly are you?”
He laughs boisterously. "I'm your uncle, silly!" His laughter tapers off, and he sighs. "For legal reasons, I am an Archfey. I do not belong to either court, I never have, and I do not intend to join at any point in the future."
“How came you here?”
"I came via mortar and pestle. I'm here because I'm interested in what you have to offer. I am the largest seller of sweets in the Feywild, and your drinks have a... kick to them that nothing else quite matches. Of course, I can't replicate the exact formulas given my location, but I can certainly copy flavor profiles... with permission, of course!"
“If that’s possible, it won’t be free. No other place can manipulate dreams like the Nightmare’s Claw. This place is the link between reality and dreams.”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
"I came via mortar and pestle. I'm here because I'm interested in what you have to offer. I am the largest seller of sweets in the Feywild, and your drinks have a... kick to them that nothing else quite matches. Of course, I can't replicate the exact formulas given my location, but I can certainly copy flavor profiles... with permission, of course!"
“If that’s possible, it won’t be free. No other place can manipulate dreams like the Nightmare’s Claw. This place is the link between reality and dreams.”
"All I ask is to license the names of your drinks. I can make candy that tastes similar, even if they aren't the same. Imagine, people flocking here from all over because they tried a candy and thought 'Wow, what must the real thing taste like?!' I can pay quite a bit. Not absurd amounts, but enough. All I need is the permission to use the names. From there on out, you'll receive monthly payments and free exposure."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"D... does that matter? We're family! But, I guess since you asked, I'm a fey. But in my heart, it doesn't matter what creature I am. From Solar to Dretch, I will love each of you as a niece, nephew, or cousin as appropriate!"
“Holy Avenger: not effective. Possible substitutes: Oath of the Ancients.”
"It's rude to talk about killing someone when they're in the room, you know! I haven't even thought about killing you!"
“I am ready for threats more often than you then. Take no offense, just gathering data.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"It's rude to talk about killing someone when they're in the room, you know! I haven't even thought about killing you!"
“I am ready for threats more often than you then. Take no offense, just gathering data.”
"If you wanted me to leave you be, you could have simply said so! I apologize for smothering you so." He walks away, struggling to keep up his peppy stride.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“I came here seeking fear…there are powerful beings here…their fear is delectable…”
“This place is fear. Nightmares made physical. Fear incarnate.”
“That’s why I was attracted to it…I will use this place to grow more powerful than imaginable, and truly live up to my name.”
“Which is…?”
“Arkturus, Bane of Cthulu.” When he says this it becomes apparent that he speaks with a Russian accent.
*pow pow*
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
"I came via mortar and pestle. I'm here because I'm interested in what you have to offer. I am the largest seller of sweets in the Feywild, and your drinks have a... kick to them that nothing else quite matches. Of course, I can't replicate the exact formulas given my location, but I can certainly copy flavor profiles... with permission, of course!"
“If that’s possible, it won’t be free. No other place can manipulate dreams like the Nightmare’s Claw. This place is the link between reality and dreams.”
"All I ask is to license the names of your drinks. I can make candy that tastes similar, even if they aren't the same. Imagine, people flocking here from all over because they tried a candy and thought 'Wow, what must the real thing taste like?!' I can pay quite a bit. Not absurd amounts, but enough. All I need is the permission to use the names. From there on out, you'll receive monthly payments and free exposure."
The bartender chips thoughtfully at its ear with a claw. “Perhaps we could come to an arrangement.”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
“What would that make you? A devil? A demon? A celestial? A fey? A monstrosity? An abberation?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“This place is fear. Nightmares made physical. Fear incarnate.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“That’s why I was attracted to it…I will use this place to grow more powerful than imaginable, and truly live up to my name.”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
"Thank you, bartender! Your work is much appreciated! I brought you a new shaker as a present!" A silver cocktail shaker floats over. "It is laced with enchanted diamond paste so that the nightmares mix faster! I know you probably already have one, but in case your old one gets dented!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Which is…?”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“Arkturus, Bane of Cthulu.” When he says this it becomes apparent that he speaks with a Russian accent.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
"D... does that matter? We're family! But, I guess since you asked, I'm a fey. But in my heart, it doesn't matter what creature I am. From Solar to Dretch, I will love each of you as a niece, nephew, or cousin as appropriate!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The bartender reaches out and catches it. It looked from the newcomer to the shaker. “What exactly are you?”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
He laughs boisterously. "I'm your uncle, silly!" His laughter tapers off, and he sighs. "For legal reasons, I am an Archfey. I do not belong to either court, I never have, and I do not intend to join at any point in the future."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“How came you here?”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“Holy Avenger: not effective. Possible substitutes: Oath of the Ancients.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I came via mortar and pestle. I'm here because I'm interested in what you have to offer. I am the largest seller of sweets in the Feywild, and your drinks have a... kick to them that nothing else quite matches. Of course, I can't replicate the exact formulas given my location, but I can certainly copy flavor profiles... with permission, of course!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"It's rude to talk about killing someone when they're in the room, you know! I haven't even thought about killing you!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“If that’s possible, it won’t be free. No other place can manipulate dreams like the Nightmare’s Claw. This place is the link between reality and dreams.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
"All I ask is to license the names of your drinks. I can make candy that tastes similar, even if they aren't the same. Imagine, people flocking here from all over because they tried a candy and thought 'Wow, what must the real thing taste like?!' I can pay quite a bit. Not absurd amounts, but enough. All I need is the permission to use the names. From there on out, you'll receive monthly payments and free exposure."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“I am ready for threats more often than you then. Take no offense, just gathering data.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"If you wanted me to leave you be, you could have simply said so! I apologize for smothering you so." He walks away, struggling to keep up his peppy stride.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*pow pow*
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
The bartender chips thoughtfully at its ear with a claw. “Perhaps we could come to an arrangement.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“Well met. You’ve certainly come to the right place for fear.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES