"It's rude to talk about killing someone when they're in the room, you know! I haven't even thought about killing you!"
“I am ready for threats more often than you then. Take no offense, just gathering data.”
"If you wanted me to leave you be, you could have simply said so! I apologize for smothering you so." He walks away, struggling to keep up his peppy stride.
“Fey ripped off my wings the last time I saw them, so excuse me for taking precautions.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"All I ask is to license the names of your drinks. I can make candy that tastes similar, even if they aren't the same. Imagine, people flocking here from all over because they tried a candy and thought 'Wow, what must the real thing taste like?!' I can pay quite a bit. Not absurd amounts, but enough. All I need is the permission to use the names. From there on out, you'll receive monthly payments and free exposure."
The bartender chips thoughtfully at its ear with a claw. “Perhaps we could come to an arrangement.”
"Oh, callooh callay! Frabjous day! Now, I'll let you determine the details, since beings such as myself certainly must not be trusted to write up contracts!" He chuckles.
"I hope we can both benefit from this partnership!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"All I ask is to license the names of your drinks. I can make candy that tastes similar, even if they aren't the same. Imagine, people flocking here from all over because they tried a candy and thought 'Wow, what must the real thing taste like?!' I can pay quite a bit. Not absurd amounts, but enough. All I need is the permission to use the names. From there on out, you'll receive monthly payments and free exposure."
The bartender chips thoughtfully at its ear with a claw. “Perhaps we could come to an arrangement.”
"Oh, callooh callay! Frabjous day! Now, I'll let you determine the details, since beings such as myself certainly must not be trusted to write up contracts!" He chuckles.
"I hope we can both benefit from this partnership!"
“We shall see…”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
"It's rude to talk about killing someone when they're in the room, you know! I haven't even thought about killing you!"
“I am ready for threats more often than you then. Take no offense, just gathering data.”
"If you wanted me to leave you be, you could have simply said so! I apologize for smothering you so." He walks away, struggling to keep up his peppy stride.
“Fey ripped off my wings the last time I saw them, so excuse me for taking precautions.”
*bop*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"It's rude to talk about killing someone when they're in the room, you know! I haven't even thought about killing you!"
“I am ready for threats more often than you then. Take no offense, just gathering data.”
"If you wanted me to leave you be, you could have simply said so! I apologize for smothering you so." He walks away, struggling to keep up his peppy stride.
“Fey ripped off my wings the last time I saw them, so excuse me for taking precautions.”
He stops. "..."
"Fey slaughtered my mother in front of me and left me in the ruins of our homestead, then rebuked me and cursed me decades later for having the nerve to forgive them. I've not suffered as you have, but I can understand the pain. I'm not like them. I promise you I'm not."
He slowly turns around, taking off his hat. He has yellow eyes and rust-red skin. "Bring in your paladins and cold iron if it makes you more comfortable. I will not bother you further. I wouldn't want to trigger any unpleasant memories in one of my cousins like that."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
the bartender is polishing cocktail glasses at the bar
Uncle Pastel places 30 gold on the table.
"I'd like a VIP card. Given the amount I intend to buy here, it'll save on expenses greatly." He thinks for a second. "Actually, I'd better pay for a full year at once."
He flicks his cane in the air, and exactly 330 gold pieces dance onto the table. "That is, if you're willing to accept such a request."
He drums his fingers on the cane, slightly nervous.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
the bartender is polishing cocktail glasses at the bar
Uncle Pastel places 30 gold on the table.
"I'd like a VIP card. Given the amount I intend to buy here, it'll save on expenses greatly." He thinks for a second. "Actually, I'd better pay for a full year at once."
He flicks his cane in the air, and exactly 330 gold pieces dance onto the table. "That is, if you're willing to accept such a request."
He drums his fingers on the cane, slightly nervous.
The bartender considers for a moment, then sweeps the gold beneath the table. “One VIP card.” It hands Uncle Pastel a sleek black and gold card and a skeleton style key. “Membership for exactly 1 year.”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
the bartender is polishing cocktail glasses at the bar
Uncle Pastel places 30 gold on the table.
"I'd like a VIP card. Given the amount I intend to buy here, it'll save on expenses greatly." He thinks for a second. "Actually, I'd better pay for a full year at once."
He flicks his cane in the air, and exactly 330 gold pieces dance onto the table. "That is, if you're willing to accept such a request."
He drums his fingers on the cane, slightly nervous.
The bartender considers for a moment, then sweeps the gold beneath the table. “One VIP card.” It hands Uncle Pastel a sleek black and gold card and a skeleton style key. “Membership for exactly 1 year.”
“You just got scammed.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
the bartender is polishing cocktail glasses at the bar
Uncle Pastel places 30 gold on the table.
"I'd like a VIP card. Given the amount I intend to buy here, it'll save on expenses greatly." He thinks for a second. "Actually, I'd better pay for a full year at once."
He flicks his cane in the air, and exactly 330 gold pieces dance onto the table. "That is, if you're willing to accept such a request."
He drums his fingers on the cane, slightly nervous.
The bartender considers for a moment, then sweeps the gold beneath the table. “One VIP card.” It hands Uncle Pastel a sleek black and gold card and a skeleton style key. “Membership for exactly 1 year.”
"Thank you, sir."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
the bartender is polishing cocktail glasses at the bar
Uncle Pastel places 30 gold on the table.
"I'd like a VIP card. Given the amount I intend to buy here, it'll save on expenses greatly." He thinks for a second. "Actually, I'd better pay for a full year at once."
He flicks his cane in the air, and exactly 330 gold pieces dance onto the table. "That is, if you're willing to accept such a request."
He drums his fingers on the cane, slightly nervous.
The bartender considers for a moment, then sweeps the gold beneath the table. “One VIP card.” It hands Uncle Pastel a sleek black and gold card and a skeleton style key. “Membership for exactly 1 year.”
"Thank you, sir."
The bartender has been counting the gold. “Ere! This is only a few hundred. Didn’t you say you were paying for a full year all at once? You’d need around 1440 for that.”
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I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
the bartender is polishing cocktail glasses at the bar
Uncle Pastel places 30 gold on the table.
"I'd like a VIP card. Given the amount I intend to buy here, it'll save on expenses greatly." He thinks for a second. "Actually, I'd better pay for a full year at once."
He flicks his cane in the air, and exactly 330 gold pieces dance onto the table. "That is, if you're willing to accept such a request."
He drums his fingers on the cane, slightly nervous.
The bartender considers for a moment, then sweeps the gold beneath the table. “One VIP card.” It hands Uncle Pastel a sleek black and gold card and a skeleton style key. “Membership for exactly 1 year.”
"Thank you, sir."
The bartender has been counting the gold. “Ere! This is only a few hundred. Didn’t you say you were paying for a full year all at once? You’d need around 1440 for that.”
"Damn, I must have misread the sign." He places the card and key back down and begins summoning the rest of the gold. "This may take a bit."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Arkturus is sitting at the bar, he has shifted into a smaller, leaner version of himself. He’s drinking mixtures of fear and pain.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
“Fey ripped off my wings the last time I saw them, so excuse me for taking precautions.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
{"That sounds... sufficient, for now."}
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Oh, callooh callay! Frabjous day! Now, I'll let you determine the details, since beings such as myself certainly must not be trusted to write up contracts!" He chuckles.
"I hope we can both benefit from this partnership!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The bartender holds the cocktail uncertainly. “Should I just… pour it in this mouth?”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“We shall see…”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*bop*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He stops. "..."
"Fey slaughtered my mother in front of me and left me in the ruins of our homestead, then rebuked me and cursed me decades later for having the nerve to forgive them. I've not suffered as you have, but I can understand the pain. I'm not like them. I promise you I'm not."
He slowly turns around, taking off his hat. He has yellow eyes and rust-red skin. "Bring in your paladins and cold iron if it makes you more comfortable. I will not bother you further. I wouldn't want to trigger any unpleasant memories in one of my cousins like that."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*gonna be off for a while. You guys can feel free to roleplay among yourselves.*
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
*Bye! Have fun with whatever you're doing!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*back*
the bartender is polishing cocktail glasses at the bar
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
Uncle Pastel places 30 gold on the table.
"I'd like a VIP card. Given the amount I intend to buy here, it'll save on expenses greatly." He thinks for a second. "Actually, I'd better pay for a full year at once."
He flicks his cane in the air, and exactly 330 gold pieces dance onto the table. "That is, if you're willing to accept such a request."
He drums his fingers on the cane, slightly nervous.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The bartender considers for a moment, then sweeps the gold beneath the table. “One VIP card.” It hands Uncle Pastel a sleek black and gold card and a skeleton style key. “Membership for exactly 1 year.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
“You just got scammed.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Thank you, sir."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The bartender has been counting the gold. “Ere! This is only a few hundred. Didn’t you say you were paying for a full year all at once? You’d need around 1440 for that.”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
"Damn, I must have misread the sign." He places the card and key back down and begins summoning the rest of the gold. "This may take a bit."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
{"Just set it on the bar."}
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Arkturus is sitting at the bar, he has shifted into a smaller, leaner version of himself. He’s drinking mixtures of fear and pain.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Ok”
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
Uncle Pastel considers talking to him, but decides this is not the best time.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.