*crashes through the wall, stopping immediately in front of you* Hello! Wait, what am I doing here? You didn't summon me.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Read a Magnus Chase book. Those're chock full of Norse myths.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Read a Magnus Chase book. Those're chock full of Norse myths.
I have like 19 times
Oh right, forgot about that. Maybe look into some other myths? Hindu mythology is pretty cool, and the Aru Shah series is a very funny depiction of it. If you're not feelin' like Hindu, Egytptian mythology is also cool.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Read a Magnus Chase book. Those're chock full of Norse myths.
I have like 19 times
Oh right, forgot about that. Maybe look into some other myths? Hindu mythology is pretty cool, and the Aru Shah series is a very funny depiction of it. If you're not feelin' like Hindu, Egytptian mythology is also cool.
Tried to read Aru Shah, wasn’t for me. Kane Chronicles were good, but I’ve read them front to back several times over.
Read a Magnus Chase book. Those're chock full of Norse myths.
I have like 19 times
Oh right, forgot about that. Maybe look into some other myths? Hindu mythology is pretty cool, and the Aru Shah series is a very funny depiction of it. If you're not feelin' like Hindu, Egytptian mythology is also cool.
Tried to read Aru Shah, wasn’t for me. Kane Chronicles were good, but I’ve read them front to back several times over.
Hmm. You tried Native American mythology? I'm not sure if there's any Rick Riordan-type books for it, but you could look some up.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Read a Magnus Chase book. Those're chock full of Norse myths.
I have like 19 times
Oh right, forgot about that. Maybe look into some other myths? Hindu mythology is pretty cool, and the Aru Shah series is a very funny depiction of it. If you're not feelin' like Hindu, Egytptian mythology is also cool.
Tried to read Aru Shah, wasn’t for me. Kane Chronicles were good, but I’ve read them front to back several times over.
Hmm. You tried Native American mythology? I'm not sure if there's any Rick Riordan-type books for it, but you could look some up.
Race to the sun. Good book and you people know how to make folklore.
I have an idea. Probably not a good idea, but an idea nonetheless!
does it help me summon naner?
Probably not, but that’s not important
what is it?
Ever heard of the Norse nine realms?
I only know asgard, jotunheim, and vanaheim
Doesn’t matter. In the world I’m imagining, Yggdrasil is incredibly healthy. A little too healthy. The tree’s roots and branches have spread all throughout the 9 Realms and beyond. People from all walks of life and completely different universes end up getting accidentally taken from their home and forced into the World Tree. Luckily, people have gathered together to form a village so they don’t all die. The bad news is that 1. You cannot leave and 2. All the giant not so friendly animals living throughout the tree. Like the dragon, the eagle and the psychopathic squirrel the size of a tank
I have an idea. Probably not a good idea, but an idea nonetheless!
does it help me summon naner?
Probably not, but that’s not important
what is it?
Ever heard of the Norse nine realms?
I only know asgard, jotunheim, and vanaheim
Doesn’t matter. In the world I’m imagining, Yggdrasil is incredibly healthy. A little too healthy. The tree’s roots and branches have spread all throughout the 9 Realms and beyond. People from all walks of life and completely different universes end up getting accidentally taken from their home and forced into the World Tree. Luckily, people have gathered together to form a village so they don’t all die. The bad news is that 1. You cannot leave and 2. All the giant not so friendly animals living throughout the tree. Like the dragon, the eagle and the psychopathic squirrel the size of a tank
is there the snoodle that likes to go nom nom at the bottom of yggdrasil?
I have an idea. Probably not a good idea, but an idea nonetheless!
does it help me summon naner?
Probably not, but that’s not important
what is it?
Ever heard of the Norse nine realms?
I only know asgard, jotunheim, and vanaheim
Doesn’t matter. In the world I’m imagining, Yggdrasil is incredibly healthy. A little too healthy. The tree’s roots and branches have spread all throughout the 9 Realms and beyond. People from all walks of life and completely different universes end up getting accidentally taken from their home and forced into the World Tree. Luckily, people have gathered together to form a village so they don’t all die. The bad news is that 1. You cannot leave and 2. All the giant not so friendly animals living throughout the tree. Like the dragon, the eagle and the psychopathic squirrel the size of a tank
is there the snoodle that likes to go nom nom at the bottom of yggdrasil?
I have an idea. Probably not a good idea, but an idea nonetheless!
does it help me summon naner?
Probably not, but that’s not important
what is it?
Ever heard of the Norse nine realms?
I only know asgard, jotunheim, and vanaheim
Doesn’t matter. In the world I’m imagining, Yggdrasil is incredibly healthy. A little too healthy. The tree’s roots and branches have spread all throughout the 9 Realms and beyond. People from all walks of life and completely different universes end up getting accidentally taken from their home and forced into the World Tree. Luckily, people have gathered together to form a village so they don’t all die. The bad news is that 1. You cannot leave and 2. All the giant not so friendly animals living throughout the tree. Like the dragon, the eagle and the psychopathic squirrel the size of a tank
is there the snoodle that likes to go nom nom at the bottom of yggdrasil?
yep- I failed :(
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*crashes through the wall, stopping immediately in front of you* Hello! Wait, what am I doing here? You didn't summon me.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
I crave Nordic myth
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Read a Magnus Chase book. Those're chock full of Norse myths.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
I have like 19 times
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Oh right, forgot about that. Maybe look into some other myths? Hindu mythology is pretty cool, and the Aru Shah series is a very funny depiction of it. If you're not feelin' like Hindu, Egytptian mythology is also cool.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Tried to read Aru Shah, wasn’t for me. Kane Chronicles were good, but I’ve read them front to back several times over.
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Hmm. You tried Native American mythology? I'm not sure if there's any Rick Riordan-type books for it, but you could look some up.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Race to the sun. Good book and you people know how to make folklore.
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
ah crud- wrong ritual
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I have an idea. Probably not a good idea, but an idea nonetheless!
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
does it help me summon naner?
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Probably not, but that’s not important
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
what is it?
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Ever heard of the Norse nine realms?
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
I only know asgard, jotunheim, and vanaheim
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Doesn’t matter. In the world I’m imagining, Yggdrasil is incredibly healthy. A little too healthy. The tree’s roots and branches have spread all throughout the 9 Realms and beyond. People from all walks of life and completely different universes end up getting accidentally taken from their home and forced into the World Tree. Luckily, people have gathered together to form a village so they don’t all die. The bad news is that 1. You cannot leave and 2. All the giant not so friendly animals living throughout the tree. Like the dragon, the eagle and the psychopathic squirrel the size of a tank
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
is there the snoodle that likes to go nom nom at the bottom of yggdrasil?
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I don’t know what that means
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
the snake that eats the roots of the world tree
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.