You can't count on him for anything even remotely intelligent
Well, that’s pretty true. You could argue that “Gulf of America” makes sense tho.
Also known as the Gulf of Mexico. People still argue about which one it is!
yeah, America covers most of the coastline tho.
I thought that we were supposed to keep politics out of DDB
I thought this became a discussion of geography…
True. That's better. It went Geography, Canada or America, Trump, then back to Geography
Yup! So now what do we discuss. Worms?
Video Games?
Ur fave?
Fortnite, probably
Hrrrmmrmm… I’m a Risk of Rain player (1, 2, and Returns).
*Idk what that is*
*roguelike, super difficult, almost smashed PlayStation because I got murdered by a fancy lizard, very fun.*
*This kind of sounds like GTA in everything but the lizard, ngl. Not that I play GTA. Not allowed to :(*
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
You can't count on him for anything even remotely intelligent
Well, that’s pretty true. You could argue that “Gulf of America” makes sense tho.
Also known as the Gulf of Mexico. People still argue about which one it is!
yeah, America covers most of the coastline tho.
I thought that we were supposed to keep politics out of DDB
I thought this became a discussion of geography…
True. That's better. It went Geography, Canada or America, Trump, then back to Geography
Yup! So now what do we discuss. Worms?
Video Games?
Ur fave?
Fortnite, probably
Hrrrmmrmm… I’m a Risk of Rain player (1, 2, and Returns).
*Idk what that is*
*roguelike, super difficult, almost smashed PlayStation because I got murdered by a fancy lizard, very fun.*
*This kind of sounds like GTA in everything but the lizard, ngl. Not that I play GTA. Not allowed to :(*
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
*yes, also the game has nothing to do with precipitation whatsoever*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
*yes, also the game has nothing to do with precipitation whatsoever*
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
*yes, also the game has nothing to do with precipitation whatsoever*
*That's hilarious*
*it’s a really good game with lots of stupid moments (whoops I annihilated the whole lizard population of this biome, dang it.) but the lore behind the game is a story of tragedy, betrayal, hope… it’s legit masterpiece.*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Hrrrmmrmm… I’m a Risk of Rain player (1, 2, and Returns).
I really want to play Returns at some point. I main Viend, Railgunner, Bandit mostly but I also really like Acrid and False Son and Loader.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Mein deutsch ist schlecht. I have spake in (some) archaics. Might thou understand, as if thou can understand, we might commune, however thou might not umblecumstumble one's feeble attempts at archaics...
Umblecumstumble?
To be clear, my fellow CANADIAN! YEAH! Y'KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!? FLAG DAYYYYYYYYY! Y'KNOW WHAT MY GOOGLE SHOWS!?!??! CANADA FLAG! Y'KNOW WHAT I HATE? WHEN PEOPLE PRONOUNCE IT TORONTO AND NOT TUHR-RON-NOH! WHEN PEOPLE CAN IT NEW-FOUND-LAND, AND NOT NEW-FI'UN-LAND!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY NONE-OF-IT INSTEAD OF NOON-AV-IT!
I say it Noone-auv-uit... uh... south ontario light country with a tongue too big for my mouth...
*me sitting here like an American thinking it was noon-oo-vut*
*Hehe. Now, what dessert comes from British Columbia?*
I don‘t even know where British Columbia is
The left. Bottom left. Why do they not teach this?
I came from a sh!tty school district that didn‘t teach maps
I would not have guessed that British Columbia was part of Canada if I‘m being real
Yeah your school district needs to teach better. I can name like 30 US states and point out like 3...
ANYWAYS, MY AMERICAN COMPANIAN, SEL, I HAVE A QUESTION. Do americans like not have maple syrup in their fridge always?
It might just be us, fellow Canadian (are you Canadian or Canadien?)
I know Nunavut and Quebec, Nunuavut has the Inuit people and there was devolution to make it exist and Quebec has French descendants and people want to leave or smth
maple syrup belongs in the cupboard, not the fridge…
What the actual f*ck... what... god... we need to reset the US. You can't keep it cold, it's a condiment and bro wtf... do you put mayonnaise in the cupboard? DO AMERICANS DO THAT?????!?!?!??! I'm sorry dude, but I actually feel disgusted by that (not by you) but... eugh
I think you'll be happy to hear that we have five containers of maple syrup, and all of it's in the fridge
Mein deutsch ist schlecht. I have spake in (some) archaics. Might thou understand, as if thou can understand, we might commune, however thou might not umblecumstumble one's feeble attempts at archaics...
Umblecumstumble?
To be clear, my fellow CANADIAN! YEAH! Y'KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!? FLAG DAYYYYYYYYY! Y'KNOW WHAT MY GOOGLE SHOWS!?!??! CANADA FLAG! Y'KNOW WHAT I HATE? WHEN PEOPLE PRONOUNCE IT TORONTO AND NOT TUHR-RON-NOH! WHEN PEOPLE CAN IT NEW-FOUND-LAND, AND NOT NEW-FI'UN-LAND!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY NONE-OF-IT INSTEAD OF NOON-AV-IT!
I say it Noone-auv-uit... uh... south ontario light country with a tongue too big for my mouth...
*me sitting here like an American thinking it was noon-oo-vut*
*Hehe. Now, what dessert comes from British Columbia?*
I don‘t even know where British Columbia is
The left. Bottom left. Why do they not teach this?
I came from a sh!tty school district that didn‘t teach maps
I would not have guessed that British Columbia was part of Canada if I‘m being real
Yeah your school district needs to teach better. I can name like 30 US states and point out like 3...
ANYWAYS, MY AMERICAN COMPANIAN, SEL, I HAVE A QUESTION. Do americans like not have maple syrup in their fridge always?
It might just be us, fellow Canadian (are you Canadian or Canadien?)
I know Nunavut and Quebec, Nunuavut has the Inuit people and there was devolution to make it exist and Quebec has French descendants and people want to leave or smth
maple syrup belongs in the cupboard, not the fridge…
What the actual f*ck... what... god... we need to reset the US. You can't keep it cold, it's a condiment and bro wtf... do you put mayonnaise in the cupboard? DO AMERICANS DO THAT?????!?!?!??! I'm sorry dude, but I actually feel disgusted by that (not by you) but... eugh
I think you'll be happy to hear that we have five containers of maple syrup, and all of it's in the fridge
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
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*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...*yes, also the game has nothing to do with precipitation whatsoever*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*That's hilarious*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...*it’s a really good game with lots of stupid moments (whoops I annihilated the whole lizard population of this biome, dang it.) but the lore behind the game is a story of tragedy, betrayal, hope… it’s legit masterpiece.*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
No one's on at 3:13 :(
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
Hello, but I have to leave soon, bye bye
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I am, but that’s cause time zones. It’s 5:30 pm for me :|
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Their last post was 5 days ago. Not that long
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
So a short hiatus
but still is something to celebrate
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Yeah
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Wes, wanna do a mock fight or rp or smth?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...I really want to play Returns at some point. I main Viend, Railgunner, Bandit mostly but I also really like Acrid and False Son and Loader.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Would love to. Can’t, though. I’m still barely on :|
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Barely on as in barely online? Also, if you have time, try to prep your character sheet for the upcoming war with Sordida.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...I think you'll be happy to hear that we have five containers of maple syrup, and all of it's in the fridge
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Oh, dang it, Sel, I was like five posts away!
And Hi Sel!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Thank god. What brand?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...