You can't count on him for anything even remotely intelligent
Well, that’s pretty true. You could argue that “Gulf of America” makes sense tho.
Also known as the Gulf of Mexico. People still argue about which one it is!
yeah, America covers most of the coastline tho.
I thought that we were supposed to keep politics out of DDB
I thought this became a discussion of geography…
True. That's better. It went Geography, Canada or America, Trump, then back to Geography
Yup! So now what do we discuss. Worms?
Video Games?
Ur fave?
Fortnite, probably
Hrrrmmrmm… I’m a Risk of Rain player (1, 2, and Returns).
*Idk what that is*
*roguelike, super difficult, almost smashed PlayStation because I got murdered by a fancy lizard, very fun.*
*This kind of sounds like GTA in everything but the lizard, ngl. Not that I play GTA. Not allowed to :(*
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
You can't count on him for anything even remotely intelligent
Well, that’s pretty true. You could argue that “Gulf of America” makes sense tho.
Also known as the Gulf of Mexico. People still argue about which one it is!
yeah, America covers most of the coastline tho.
I thought that we were supposed to keep politics out of DDB
I thought this became a discussion of geography…
True. That's better. It went Geography, Canada or America, Trump, then back to Geography
Yup! So now what do we discuss. Worms?
Video Games?
Ur fave?
Fortnite, probably
Hrrrmmrmm… I’m a Risk of Rain player (1, 2, and Returns).
*Idk what that is*
*roguelike, super difficult, almost smashed PlayStation because I got murdered by a fancy lizard, very fun.*
*This kind of sounds like GTA in everything but the lizard, ngl. Not that I play GTA. Not allowed to :(*
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
*yes, also the game has nothing to do with precipitation whatsoever*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
*yes, also the game has nothing to do with precipitation whatsoever*
*it’s nothing like GTA, it’s closer to “you spawn on alien planet, kill things, unlock items, gain powers, kill even more things, get killed by random jellyfish, repeat.”
*Ooh. Sounds fun. Maybe someday I'll try it.*
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
*yes, also the game has nothing to do with precipitation whatsoever*
*That's hilarious*
*it’s a really good game with lots of stupid moments (whoops I annihilated the whole lizard population of this biome, dang it.) but the lore behind the game is a story of tragedy, betrayal, hope… it’s legit masterpiece.*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
How would you know the relative length of time for which I‘ve been gone
I don’t, I used this thing called “context” and assumed you were gone for a while.
The arrival of a long-gone dude is always a happy occasion
Their last post was 5 days ago. Not that long
So a short hiatus
but still is something to celebrate
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
Hrrrmmrmm… I’m a Risk of Rain player (1, 2, and Returns).
I really want to play Returns at some point. I main Viend, Railgunner, Bandit mostly but I also really like Acrid and False Son and Loader.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Would love to. Can’t, though. I’m still barely on :|
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
Mein deutsch ist schlecht. I have spake in (some) archaics. Might thou understand, as if thou can understand, we might commune, however thou might not umblecumstumble one's feeble attempts at archaics...
Umblecumstumble?
To be clear, my fellow CANADIAN! YEAH! Y'KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!? FLAG DAYYYYYYYYY! Y'KNOW WHAT MY GOOGLE SHOWS!?!??! CANADA FLAG! Y'KNOW WHAT I HATE? WHEN PEOPLE PRONOUNCE IT TORONTO AND NOT TUHR-RON-NOH! WHEN PEOPLE CAN IT NEW-FOUND-LAND, AND NOT NEW-FI'UN-LAND!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY NONE-OF-IT INSTEAD OF NOON-AV-IT!
I say it Noone-auv-uit... uh... south ontario light country with a tongue too big for my mouth...
*me sitting here like an American thinking it was noon-oo-vut*
*Hehe. Now, what dessert comes from British Columbia?*
I don‘t even know where British Columbia is
The left. Bottom left. Why do they not teach this?
I came from a sh!tty school district that didn‘t teach maps
I would not have guessed that British Columbia was part of Canada if I‘m being real
Yeah your school district needs to teach better. I can name like 30 US states and point out like 3...
ANYWAYS, MY AMERICAN COMPANIAN, SEL, I HAVE A QUESTION. Do americans like not have maple syrup in their fridge always?
It might just be us, fellow Canadian (are you Canadian or Canadien?)
I know Nunavut and Quebec, Nunuavut has the Inuit people and there was devolution to make it exist and Quebec has French descendants and people want to leave or smth
maple syrup belongs in the cupboard, not the fridge…
What the actual f*ck... what... god... we need to reset the US. You can't keep it cold, it's a condiment and bro wtf... do you put mayonnaise in the cupboard? DO AMERICANS DO THAT?????!?!?!??! I'm sorry dude, but I actually feel disgusted by that (not by you) but... eugh
I think you'll be happy to hear that we have five containers of maple syrup, and all of it's in the fridge
Mein deutsch ist schlecht. I have spake in (some) archaics. Might thou understand, as if thou can understand, we might commune, however thou might not umblecumstumble one's feeble attempts at archaics...
Umblecumstumble?
To be clear, my fellow CANADIAN! YEAH! Y'KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!? FLAG DAYYYYYYYYY! Y'KNOW WHAT MY GOOGLE SHOWS!?!??! CANADA FLAG! Y'KNOW WHAT I HATE? WHEN PEOPLE PRONOUNCE IT TORONTO AND NOT TUHR-RON-NOH! WHEN PEOPLE CAN IT NEW-FOUND-LAND, AND NOT NEW-FI'UN-LAND!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY NONE-OF-IT INSTEAD OF NOON-AV-IT!
I say it Noone-auv-uit... uh... south ontario light country with a tongue too big for my mouth...
*me sitting here like an American thinking it was noon-oo-vut*
*Hehe. Now, what dessert comes from British Columbia?*
I don‘t even know where British Columbia is
The left. Bottom left. Why do they not teach this?
I came from a sh!tty school district that didn‘t teach maps
I would not have guessed that British Columbia was part of Canada if I‘m being real
Yeah your school district needs to teach better. I can name like 30 US states and point out like 3...
ANYWAYS, MY AMERICAN COMPANIAN, SEL, I HAVE A QUESTION. Do americans like not have maple syrup in their fridge always?
It might just be us, fellow Canadian (are you Canadian or Canadien?)
I know Nunavut and Quebec, Nunuavut has the Inuit people and there was devolution to make it exist and Quebec has French descendants and people want to leave or smth
maple syrup belongs in the cupboard, not the fridge…
What the actual f*ck... what... god... we need to reset the US. You can't keep it cold, it's a condiment and bro wtf... do you put mayonnaise in the cupboard? DO AMERICANS DO THAT?????!?!?!??! I'm sorry dude, but I actually feel disgusted by that (not by you) but... eugh
I think you'll be happy to hear that we have five containers of maple syrup, and all of it's in the fridge
*you should, but don’t act tough and play on Monsoon difficulty your first run, you won’t even live past the first boss…*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*I suck at most video games. I actually play peaceful mode in Minecraft cause I can't survive night 1... I wouldn't even consider it. (The exceptions to the rule are Mario games, Kirby games, SSBU, and Fortnite.)*
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
*ooooh… even on Drizzle mode (ez mode), you will still die countless times, but practice would make perfect!*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*I like the rain theme. Is that where you got the idea for the biomes in Forhastelse?*
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
*yes, also the game has nothing to do with precipitation whatsoever*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*That's hilarious*
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
*it’s a really good game with lots of stupid moments (whoops I annihilated the whole lizard population of this biome, dang it.) but the lore behind the game is a story of tragedy, betrayal, hope… it’s legit masterpiece.*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
No one's on at 3:13 :(
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Hello, but I have to leave soon, bye bye
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and my boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I am, but that’s cause time zones. It’s 5:30 pm for me :|
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Their last post was 5 days ago. Not that long
STEEL BALL RUN!
REACHING THE LINE DONT YOU TURN BACK NOW!
WE’RE GOING WEST TO EAST TO FIND THE STEEL BALL RUN!
So a short hiatus
but still is something to celebrate
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
Yeah
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Wes, wanna do a mock fight or rp or smth?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
I really want to play Returns at some point. I main Viend, Railgunner, Bandit mostly but I also really like Acrid and False Son and Loader.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Would love to. Can’t, though. I’m still barely on :|
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
Barely on as in barely online? Also, if you have time, try to prep your character sheet for the upcoming war with Sordida.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
I think you'll be happy to hear that we have five containers of maple syrup, and all of it's in the fridge
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Oh, dang it, Sel, I was like five posts away!
And Hi Sel!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Thank god. What brand?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!