Jaq mimics the appearance of the guard. "What's wrong, pal?"
“Do not mock me. Especially not now.”
They shift back into their normal appearance. "What's wrong?"
“The Spider Queen was killed in another universe. By that universe’s version of me.”
"Great job, alternate universe you! But... if it was an alternate universe, why get your chains in a twist over it?"
*vanderbilt comp is starting if you want in*
”She is very cautious. Now that she knows it is possible, well, you see where this is going.”
*ok I'll head over.*
"You seem... um, I don't know if nicer is the word, but less of an [gp]hole than the other guards, so I hope she doesn't kill you. Otherwise we're gonna have to deal with that pervert French fry all the time."
“I became a shadowblade in that universe. A shadowblade.“
"What's so bad about that?"
“You wouldn’t understand.”
"You're right, I don't. Care to explain?"
“They’re all, ‘look at me theres a demon in my sword’. Ugh.”
"Oh, okay. And you want to have a demon in your chain whip thingy, right?"
He looks almost offended. “Of course not! All I do I do without external help!”
"Alrighty. No demon possessed sh!t for you then." They grin.
“Hilarious.” Make a Dex save.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
A chain whips mere centimeters away from Jaq’s ear and embeds it’s far end in the wall behind them.
"Close one." Jaq grins, pulls the chain out of the wall, and hands it back to him. "What's your name?"
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
A new prisoner arrives, staring at his hands in anger, "All I did, was take a skull. A single skull. It was a really nice skull. Why did it have to be a Drow skull. A living drow skull. Why??? It could have been any skull. But it had to be a drow skull." He continues muttering, clearly insane.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
A chain whips mere centimeters away from Jaq’s ear and embeds it’s far end in the wall behind them.
"Close one." Jaq grins, pulls the chain out of the wall, and hands it back to him. "What's your name?"
“I shouldn’t give that information to a Prisoner.”
"Why not? It's not like I'll be able to do [gp] with it. Besides calling you something other than 'grumpy chain guy'." Jaq smirks.
“Nathan.”
"Okay, hello Nathan."
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
As you look closer, the man seems strangely... dead. He's a human, but in place of his head is the skull of a drow. He looks at Nathan, the guard, mistaking his question to be directed at him, and says, "I killed a drow for his skull. He had a nice skull see. But the other drow didn't like it. So now I'm here. They didn't even take the skull back, see," He points at his head, "They just hucked me down here. I don't like it here. There are too many..." He pauses and sniffs "Lives..."
As you look closer, the man seems strangely... dead. He's a human, but in place of his head is the skull of a drow. He looks at Nathan, the guard, mistaking his question to be directed at him, and says, "I killed a drow for his skull. He had a nice skull see. But the other drow didn't like it. So now I'm here. They didn't even take the skull back, see," He points at his head, "They just hucked me down here. I don't like it here. There are too many..." He pauses and sniffs "Lives..."
Mauric watches him. “Well if it makes you feel any better, that’s a pretty tame thing to get sent down for.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
A chain whips mere centimeters away from Jaq’s ear and embeds it’s far end in the wall behind them.
"Close one." Jaq grins, pulls the chain out of the wall, and hands it back to him. "What's your name?"
“I shouldn’t give that information to a Prisoner.”
"Why not? It's not like I'll be able to do [gp] with it. Besides calling you something other than 'grumpy chain guy'." Jaq smirks.
“Nathan.”
"Okay, hello Nathan."
“Jaq, I never really heard your story. What did you do to end up here?”
"I offended a Drow priestess. But she was a [gp]. Not that all Drow priestesses are, just her."
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
As you look closer, the man seems strangely... dead. He's a human, but in place of his head is the skull of a drow. He looks at Nathan, the guard, mistaking his question to be directed at him, and says, "I killed a drow for his skull. He had a nice skull see. But the other drow didn't like it. So now I'm here. They didn't even take the skull back, see," He points at his head, "They just hucked me down here. I don't like it here. There are too many..." He pauses and sniffs "Lives..."
Mauric watches him. “Well if it makes you feel any better, that’s a pretty tame thing to get sent down for.”
The man turns to you with an unsettling look in his eyes, which you can see through the hole in the skull. "I wish. Nothing feels better to the dead."
A chain whips mere centimeters away from Jaq’s ear and embeds it’s far end in the wall behind them.
"Close one." Jaq grins, pulls the chain out of the wall, and hands it back to him. "What's your name?"
“I shouldn’t give that information to a Prisoner.”
"Why not? It's not like I'll be able to do [gp] with it. Besides calling you something other than 'grumpy chain guy'." Jaq smirks.
“Nathan.”
"Okay, hello Nathan."
“Jaq, I never really heard your story. What did you do to end up here?”
"I offended a Drow priestess. But she was a [gp]. Not that all Drow priestesses are, just her."
“For a bard, you really seem afraid of offending large groups of people.”
They laugh. "I'm not. Did you hear the song I was singing earlier?"
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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“Hilarious.” Make a Dex save.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*snip*
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
A chain whips mere centimeters away from Jaq’s ear and embeds it’s far end in the wall behind them.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Close one." Jaq grins, pulls the chain out of the wall, and hands it back to him. "What's your name?"
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“I shouldn’t give that information to a Prisoner.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“I’m having a godsdamned conversation!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Why not? It's not like I'll be able to do [gp] with it. Besides calling you something other than 'grumpy chain guy'." Jaq smirks.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
A new prisoner arrives, staring at his hands in anger, "All I did, was take a skull. A single skull. It was a really nice skull. Why did it have to be a Drow skull. A living drow skull. Why??? It could have been any skull. But it had to be a drow skull." He continues muttering, clearly insane.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
*timesplit*
Jaq waves at the new guy.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“Nathan.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Okay, hello Nathan."
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“Jaq, I never really heard your story. What did you do to end up here?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
As you look closer, the man seems strangely... dead. He's a human, but in place of his head is the skull of a drow. He looks at Nathan, the guard, mistaking his question to be directed at him, and says, "I killed a drow for his skull. He had a nice skull see. But the other drow didn't like it. So now I'm here. They didn't even take the skull back, see," He points at his head, "They just hucked me down here. I don't like it here. There are too many..." He pauses and sniffs "Lives..."
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
Mauric watches him. “Well if it makes you feel any better, that’s a pretty tame thing to get sent down for.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I offended a Drow priestess. But she was a [gp]. Not that all Drow priestesses are, just her."
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
The man turns to you with an unsettling look in his eyes, which you can see through the hole in the skull. "I wish. Nothing feels better to the dead."
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
“For a bard, you really seem afraid of offending large groups of people.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They laugh. "I'm not. Did you hear the song I was singing earlier?"
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax