Hello everyone! As TheFriendlyArchfey can't create new threads due to a glitch in their account, they tasked me, one of their Warlocks, to make this thread for the purpose of recruiting new Warlocks to their cause! So, in the words of the ArchCrone (aka TheFriendlyArchfey), let me convince you to join us!
"Have you ever wanted power? Fame? Fortune? Magic beyond compare? And you also have a firstborn child that you don’t need? Well, do I have an easy solution for you!
Become a warlock of the Archcrone! The Crone is a mystical and powerful entity, wildly renowned for their unmatched powers of trickery and fey magic! They need more warlocks and so, if you need magical abilities for whatever reason, just make a deal with the wonderful and mystical TheFriendlyArchfey!
They can grant gifts anywhere from extra luck to a wish or 20 levels in the Archfey or Great old one Warlock subclasses! Anything your heart desires! And all we ask in return is immortal servitude of your eternal soul and everything you hold dear in life!
In addition, we are hosting a competition, and we need a warlock to be one of the judges! After the competition, I will be holding a summer solstice tea party to celebrate this wonderful DDB community! So go, make a deal now! Just post what you want from the deal and the Archcrone will work it out with you from there! Infinite power is really that easy!"
- The Archcrone
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Are any of y'all actually gonna become Warlocks or no?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yeah, sure. Count me in. I'll sell my soul for magical power.
Great! Just talk to TheFriendlyArchfey and they'll get you all set up.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yeah, sure. Count me in. I'll sell my soul for magical power.
Hello there! What exactly would you like in terms of power? And will you really offer your soul? I mean, I’m not complaining but I can take other things as well.
Yeah, sure. Count me in. I'll sell my soul for magical power.
Hello there! What exactly would you like in terms of power? And will you really offer your soul? I mean, I’m not complaining but I can take other things as well.
I won't lie, the whole 20 levels in Archfey Warlock sounds pretty appealing. And yeah, you can have my soul. I'm kinda used to not having it, as I only recently got it back when my last patron.... let's just say he was not a very popular demon.
Yeah, sure. Count me in. I'll sell my soul for magical power.
Hello there! What exactly would you like in terms of power? And will you really offer your soul? I mean, I’m not complaining but I can take other things as well.
I won't lie, the whole 20 levels in Archfey Warlock sounds pretty appealing. And yeah, you can have my soul. I'm kinda used to not having it, as I only recently got it back when my last patron.... let's just say he was not a very popular demon.
Haha, oh, what was his name?
anyways, so you want 20 full levels in Archfey warlock in exchange for your soul? Done!
just sign here, here and here! (Creates spooky ominous magic scroll contract)
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
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Hello everyone! As TheFriendlyArchfey can't create new threads due to a glitch in their account, they tasked me, one of their Warlocks, to make this thread for the purpose of recruiting new Warlocks to their cause! So, in the words of the ArchCrone (aka TheFriendlyArchfey), let me convince you to join us!
"Have you ever wanted power? Fame? Fortune? Magic beyond compare? And you also have a firstborn child that you don’t need? Well, do I have an easy solution for you!
Become a warlock of the Archcrone! The Crone is a mystical and powerful entity, wildly renowned for their unmatched powers of trickery and fey magic! They need more warlocks and so, if you need magical abilities for whatever reason, just make a deal with the wonderful and mystical TheFriendlyArchfey!
They can grant gifts anywhere from extra luck to a wish or 20 levels in the Archfey or Great old one Warlock subclasses! Anything your heart desires! And all we ask in return is immortal servitude of your eternal soul and everything you hold dear in life!
In addition, we are hosting a competition, and we need a warlock to be one of the judges! After the competition, I will be holding a summer solstice tea party to celebrate this wonderful DDB community! So go, make a deal now! Just post what you want from the deal and the Archcrone will work it out with you from there! Infinite power is really that easy!"
- The Archcrone
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Pov: Fey when they find a willing soul on the brink of death:
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The Jeff Cult proposes an alliance with this cult, we must unite to defeat this destroyer of cults Jylek made.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/198643-the-fey-demon-cultist-warlock-slayers
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Stop it mfer.
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You are but fools
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones
Are any of y'all actually gonna become Warlocks or no?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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How dare they! I shall arrive at once.
alliance accepted!
Boink.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Boink.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Yeah, sure. Count me in. I'll sell my soul for magical power.
Great! Just talk to TheFriendlyArchfey and they'll get you all set up.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Hello there! What exactly would you like in terms of power? And will you really offer your soul? I mean, I’m not complaining but I can take other things as well.
I won't lie, the whole 20 levels in Archfey Warlock sounds pretty appealing. And yeah, you can have my soul. I'm kinda used to not having it, as I only recently got it back when my last patron.... let's just say he was not a very popular demon.
Haha, oh, what was his name?
anyways, so you want 20 full levels in Archfey warlock in exchange for your soul? Done!
just sign here, here and here! (Creates spooky ominous magic scroll contract)
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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your ability to feel happinesshow about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?