O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
Nyeh fine.
*holds out hand to shake*
*shakes the poor sinner's hand*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
Yeah, sure. Count me in. I'll sell my soul for magical power.
Hello there! What exactly would you like in terms of power? And will you really offer your soul? I mean, I’m not complaining but I can take other things as well.
I won't lie, the whole 20 levels in Archfey Warlock sounds pretty appealing. And yeah, you can have my soul. I'm kinda used to not having it, as I only recently got it back when my last patron.... let's just say he was not a very popular demon.
Haha, oh, what was his name?
anyways, so you want 20 full levels in Archfey warlock in exchange for your soul? Done!
just sign here, here and here! (Creates spooky ominous magic scroll contract)
I don't think even I ever got his true name. Power in names and all that. Well, that's all signed. Pleasure signing my soul off to you.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yeah, sure. Count me in. I'll sell my soul for magical power.
Hello there! What exactly would you like in terms of power? And will you really offer your soul? I mean, I’m not complaining but I can take other things as well.
I won't lie, the whole 20 levels in Archfey Warlock sounds pretty appealing. And yeah, you can have my soul. I'm kinda used to not having it, as I only recently got it back when my last patron.... let's just say he was not a very popular demon.
Haha, oh, what was his name?
anyways, so you want 20 full levels in Archfey warlock in exchange for your soul? Done!
just sign here, here and here! (Creates spooky ominous magic scroll contract)
I don't think even I ever got his true name. Power in names and all that. Well, that's all signed. Pleasure signing my soul off to you.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
O great patron! What can I offer you that would lead to you giving me the next 2 levels of Pact of the Archfey Warlock?
your ability to feel happiness
how about your ability to taste sweetness? Or your capability to feel welcome?
You drive a hard bargain, but unfortunately I have a crippling sweet tooth. How about... my ability to cast a shadow? If you don't want to get rid of my shadow all together, you could separate it from my body and make it into another Warlock of yours.
Hmm… but you don’t exactly need your shadow… I like to take things that my warlocks hate not to have… perhaps your Thanks? I take your thanks. All of it.
Hmmm... how about my ability to feel pain?
Feel like you wouldn’t miss that. How about love?
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
And boom! (Spark shoots from my hands and you gain two extra Archfey levels)
*calls down 15 different strikes of lightning to demonstrate this new power*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Boinkity boinkity boo, become a warlock of Archfey. It'll benefit you!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello, Warlocks of the Archcrone, I come from the College Of Shiver to offer you a deal of my own >:)
I see that your thread has effectively died, and you are failing to recruit any further Warlocks to the Archfey's cause, so I propose this:
I have a similar thread to this one, Shiver's Bard College, linked in my signature, where people can join the thread to become a Bard of the College Of Shiver, and roleplay within said 'fictional' bard college. We have some Bards enrolled, about a similar amount of Warlocks to you, but we've reached a point where we are starting to slow down in recruitment so early on in the school year. So, my offer is that if some of your current and future Warlocks are willing to Multiclass into Bards and join the College Of Shiver, I, and however many of my current and future students I can convince, will also sell our souls to the Archcrone and become Warlocks. That way, both threads will receive more interaction and it's a win-win for everybody!
Think about it, both Bards and Warlocks are spellcasters with Charisma as their main Stat (so are Sorcerers but we do NOT talk about them). I think this binding agreement will be beneficial for everyone involved, and you will all get free lutes when you enrol, if you need any more coaxing!
So, what do you say? Are you willing to make a deal? (Leans over headteacher's desk ominously whilst also spilling all my tea)
Hello, Warlocks of the Archcrone, I come from the College Of Shiver to offer you a deal of my own >:)
I see that your thread has effectively died, and you are failing to recruit any further Warlocks to the Archfey's cause, so I propose this:
I have a similar thread to this one, Shiver's Bard College, linked in my signature, where people can join the thread to become a Bard of the College Of Shiver, and roleplay within said 'fictional' bard college. We have some Bards enrolled, about a similar amount of Warlocks to you, but we've reached a point where we are starting to slow down in recruitment so early on in the school year. So, my offer is that if some of your current and future Warlocks are willing to Multiclass into Bards and join the College Of Shiver, I, and however many of my current and future students I can convince, will also sell our souls to the Archcrone and become Warlocks. That way, both threads will receive more interaction and it's a win-win for everybody!
Think about it, both Bards and Warlocks are spellcasters with Charisma as their main Stat (so are Sorcerers but we do NOT talk about them). I think this binding agreement will be beneficial for everyone involved, and you will all get free lutes when you enrol, if you need any more coaxing!
So, what do you say? Are you willing to make a deal? (Leans over headteacher's desk ominously whilst also spilling all my tea)
Hmmm...
You propose a good deal. If Arch were to accept this deal, I wouldn't be able to multiclass into bard as the Archcrone has already granted me all 20 levels of warlock, but most of the other warlocks would be able to multuclass. However, the final decision on this is up to Arch.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
That sounds good. As headmaster of the College I will also grant you privileges to the basement beneath the West Dormitories, where you can operate from for whatever Warlock purposes you may desire, as long as you don't blow anything up with Eldritch Blasts (I heard Fey make nice music and are great at revelry, so I'm expecting you to boost the mood and study of other bards significantly lol)
That sounds good. As headmaster of the College I will also grant you privileges to the basement beneath the West Dormitories, where you can operate from for whatever Warlock purposes you may desire, as long as you don't blow anything up with Eldritch Blasts (I heard Fey make nice music and are great at revelry, so I'm expecting you to boost the mood and study of other bards significantly lol)
*begins to chuckle darkly*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“And so it was, and so it shall be… for the rest of your natural lifespan. I will be at this college of yours shortly, my good fellow!” The crone leans back on her pestle, giving out a shrill and terrifying laugh as she disappears in a cloud of steam from her bubbling cauldron.
Eh, sure. I'm already painfully lonely, so I don't mind.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Nyeh fine.
*holds out hand to shake*
*shakes the poor sinner's hand*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHSHHSAHSHSHSHHSSHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ARE YA REAAADDDDYYYY
YES I'M REAAAADDDDYYYY!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*spooky ominous lights and rhythmic drums*
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOHOHOHOHOOOO
*storm forms above us, wind swirls around us*
I don't think even I ever got his true name. Power in names and all that. Well, that's all signed. Pleasure signing my soul off to you.
GIVE ME THE POWER!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Pleasure doing business with you as well!
(grants 20 levels in Archfey)
(Drumroll sounds)
And boom! (Spark shoots from my hands and you gain two extra Archfey levels)
*calls down 15 different strikes of lightning to demonstrate this new power*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Boinkity boinkity boo, become a warlock of Archfey. It'll benefit you!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Hello, Warlocks of the Archcrone, I come from the College Of Shiver to offer you a deal of my own >:)
I see that your thread has effectively died, and you are failing to recruit any further Warlocks to the Archfey's cause, so I propose this:
I have a similar thread to this one, Shiver's Bard College, linked in my signature, where people can join the thread to become a Bard of the College Of Shiver, and roleplay within said 'fictional' bard college. We have some Bards enrolled, about a similar amount of Warlocks to you, but we've reached a point where we are starting to slow down in recruitment so early on in the school year. So, my offer is that if some of your current and future Warlocks are willing to Multiclass into Bards and join the College Of Shiver, I, and however many of my current and future students I can convince, will also sell our souls to the Archcrone and become Warlocks. That way, both threads will receive more interaction and it's a win-win for everybody!
Think about it, both Bards and Warlocks are spellcasters with Charisma as their main Stat (so are Sorcerers but we do NOT talk about them). I think this binding agreement will be beneficial for everyone involved, and you will all get free lutes when you enrol, if you need any more coaxing!
So, what do you say? Are you willing to make a deal? (Leans over headteacher's desk ominously whilst also spilling all my tea)
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Hmmm...
You propose a good deal. If Arch were to accept this deal, I wouldn't be able to multiclass into bard as the Archcrone has already granted me all 20 levels of warlock, but most of the other warlocks would be able to multuclass. However, the final decision on this is up to Arch.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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That sounds good. As headmaster of the College I will also grant you privileges to the basement beneath the West Dormitories, where you can operate from for whatever Warlock purposes you may desire, as long as you don't blow anything up with Eldritch Blasts (I heard Fey make nice music and are great at revelry, so I'm expecting you to boost the mood and study of other bards significantly lol)
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
*begins to chuckle darkly*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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never hate, never cry
but never laugh, never feel
are you telling me, my good sir,
You want to make a deal?
*mist warps around the withered old figure ominously, as it cackles in glee*
I lean back in my armchair nervously, yet I reach out a hand for the crone to shake. 'So it shall be. A deal it is'
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
“And so it was, and so it shall be… for the rest of your natural lifespan. I will be at this college of yours shortly, my good fellow!” The crone leans back on her pestle, giving out a shrill and terrifying laugh as she disappears in a cloud of steam from her bubbling cauldron.
Hello...