*well coldsnap! could I play an automaton child trying to understand the meaning of humanity>*
(sure)
*sick*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
Mealen (Level 5 Berserker barb 1 Fighter) stares at the bout, and walks over to whoever organizes it.
"When's my match?"
The Bounty Hunter looks to them, his eyes tired from his seat “It isn’t likely anyone will be much help.” He drinks from his flask.
"What do you mean? I wanna fight."
He pauses for a moment, contemplating his options. Then, he makes a really stupid decision.
"....Can I fight you?"
He drinks from his flask again “I took a man down with two punches, and you want to fight me? Fine.” He stands up and walks into the pit.
"I think you'll find I'm a bit hardier than these common folk."
Mealen has thirsted for a challenge for a long time, and now it seems he'll finally find it.
<Just a warning, I rolled really well for Strength and Constitution (17 and 18, respectively) so Mealen is slightly strong.His other scores are trash, though.>
Mealen (Level 5 Berserker barb 1 Fighter) stares at the bout, and walks over to whoever organizes it.
"When's my match?"
The Bounty Hunter looks to them, his eyes tired from his seat “It isn’t likely anyone will be much help.” He drinks from his flask.
"What do you mean? I wanna fight."
He pauses for a moment, contemplating his options. Then, he makes a really stupid decision.
"....Can I fight you?"
He drinks from his flask again “I took a man down with two punches, and you want to fight me? Fine.” He stands up and walks into the pit.
"I think you'll find I'm a bit hardier than these common folk."
Mealen has thirsted for a challenge for a long time, and now it seems he'll finally find it.
<Just a warning, I rolled really well for Strength and Constitution (17 and 18, respectively) so Mealen is slightly strong.His other scores are trash, though.>
They enter the pit, and Mealen puts up his fists.
Init:16
He walks into the pit, loading his fists like the barrel of a shotgun. He holds up his fists. Init:10
*He has 20 Strength and 18 Dexterity, this is going to be fine for the Bounty Hunter.*
Mealen (Level 5 Berserker barb 1 Fighter) stares at the bout, and walks over to whoever organizes it.
"When's my match?"
The Bounty Hunter looks to them, his eyes tired from his seat “It isn’t likely anyone will be much help.” He drinks from his flask.
"What do you mean? I wanna fight."
He pauses for a moment, contemplating his options. Then, he makes a really stupid decision.
"....Can I fight you?"
He drinks from his flask again “I took a man down with two punches, and you want to fight me? Fine.” He stands up and walks into the pit.
"I think you'll find I'm a bit hardier than these common folk."
Mealen has thirsted for a challenge for a long time, and now it seems he'll finally find it.
<Just a warning, I rolled really well for Strength and Constitution (17 and 18, respectively) so Mealen is slightly strong.His other scores are trash, though.>
They enter the pit, and Mealen puts up his fists.
Init:16
He walks into the pit, loading his fists like the barrel of a shotgun. He holds up his fists. Init:10
*He has 20 Strength and 18 Dexterity, this is going to be fine for the Bounty Hunter.*
<Alright, you've been warned.>
Mealen opens up with startling fast blows to the head
To hit:26
Then combos him with another strike to the stomach:
Mealen (Level 5 Berserker barb 1 Fighter) stares at the bout, and walks over to whoever organizes it.
"When's my match?"
The Bounty Hunter looks to them, his eyes tired from his seat “It isn’t likely anyone will be much help.” He drinks from his flask.
"What do you mean? I wanna fight."
He pauses for a moment, contemplating his options. Then, he makes a really stupid decision.
"....Can I fight you?"
He drinks from his flask again “I took a man down with two punches, and you want to fight me? Fine.” He stands up and walks into the pit.
"I think you'll find I'm a bit hardier than these common folk."
Mealen has thirsted for a challenge for a long time, and now it seems he'll finally find it.
<Just a warning, I rolled really well for Strength and Constitution (17 and 18, respectively) so Mealen is slightly strong.His other scores are trash, though.>
They enter the pit, and Mealen puts up his fists.
Init:16
He walks into the pit, loading his fists like the barrel of a shotgun. He holds up his fists. Init:10
*He has 20 Strength and 18 Dexterity, this is going to be fine for the Bounty Hunter.*
<Alright, you've been warned.>
Mealen opens up with startling fast blows to the head
To hit:26
Then combos him with another strike to the stomach:
To hit:19
(If it hits) First damage:10
Second damage:12
Both punches hit, and hit him hard, he then throws two punches of his own, an uppercut like the first round into a punch to the stomach. To hit:2113 Damage: 5+4 5
Mealen (Level 5 Berserker barb 1 Fighter) stares at the bout, and walks over to whoever organizes it.
"When's my match?"
The Bounty Hunter looks to them, his eyes tired from his seat “It isn’t likely anyone will be much help.” He drinks from his flask.
"What do you mean? I wanna fight."
He pauses for a moment, contemplating his options. Then, he makes a really stupid decision.
"....Can I fight you?"
He drinks from his flask again “I took a man down with two punches, and you want to fight me? Fine.” He stands up and walks into the pit.
"I think you'll find I'm a bit hardier than these common folk."
Mealen has thirsted for a challenge for a long time, and now it seems he'll finally find it.
<Just a warning, I rolled really well for Strength and Constitution (17 and 18, respectively) so Mealen is slightly strong.His other scores are trash, though.>
They enter the pit, and Mealen puts up his fists.
Init:16
He walks into the pit, loading his fists like the barrel of a shotgun. He holds up his fists. Init:10
*He has 20 Strength and 18 Dexterity, this is going to be fine for the Bounty Hunter.*
<Alright, you've been warned.>
Mealen opens up with startling fast blows to the head
To hit:26
Then combos him with another strike to the stomach:
To hit:19
(If it hits) First damage:10
Second damage:12
Both punches hit, and hit him hard, he then throws two punches of his own, an uppercut like the first round into a punch to the stomach. To hit:2113 Damage: 5+4 5
<1st one hits, second one doesn't>
Mealen laughs at the meager blows, impressed by the Bounty hunter's fortitude. However, he feels anger bubbling up inside him, and decides to let it out.(Enters rage)
He rains down blows like hammers upon the Bounty hunter, letting out guttural cries.
Mealen (Level 5 Berserker barb 1 Fighter) stares at the bout, and walks over to whoever organizes it.
"When's my match?"
The Bounty Hunter looks to them, his eyes tired from his seat “It isn’t likely anyone will be much help.” He drinks from his flask.
"What do you mean? I wanna fight."
He pauses for a moment, contemplating his options. Then, he makes a really stupid decision.
"....Can I fight you?"
He drinks from his flask again “I took a man down with two punches, and you want to fight me? Fine.” He stands up and walks into the pit.
"I think you'll find I'm a bit hardier than these common folk."
Mealen has thirsted for a challenge for a long time, and now it seems he'll finally find it.
<Just a warning, I rolled really well for Strength and Constitution (17 and 18, respectively) so Mealen is slightly strong.His other scores are trash, though.>
They enter the pit, and Mealen puts up his fists.
Init:16
He walks into the pit, loading his fists like the barrel of a shotgun. He holds up his fists. Init:10
*He has 20 Strength and 18 Dexterity, this is going to be fine for the Bounty Hunter.*
<Alright, you've been warned.>
Mealen opens up with startling fast blows to the head
To hit:26
Then combos him with another strike to the stomach:
To hit:19
(If it hits) First damage:10
Second damage:12
Both punches hit, and hit him hard, he then throws two punches of his own, an uppercut like the first round into a punch to the stomach. To hit:2113 Damage: 5+4 5
<1st one hits, second one doesn't>
Mealen laughs at the meager blows, impressed by the Bounty hunter's fortitude. However, he feels anger bubbling up inside him, and decides to let it out.(Enters rage)
He rains down blows like hammers upon the Bounty hunter, letting out guttural cries.
1st to hit:14
2nd to hit:11
Damage for 1st:10
Damage for 2nd:15
He dodges both the attacks, moving, learning how he fights. His experience so great that he’s learning his opponent’s fighting style in mere moments. He steps back and points at them silently, they suddenly feel like they have been marked. He then goes back in to punch him in the chin with another uppercut into a raising knee. To hit:2326 Damage:5+5+2 5+1
Mealen (Level 5 Berserker barb 1 Fighter) stares at the bout, and walks over to whoever organizes it.
"When's my match?"
The Bounty Hunter looks to them, his eyes tired from his seat “It isn’t likely anyone will be much help.” He drinks from his flask.
"What do you mean? I wanna fight."
He pauses for a moment, contemplating his options. Then, he makes a really stupid decision.
"....Can I fight you?"
He drinks from his flask again “I took a man down with two punches, and you want to fight me? Fine.” He stands up and walks into the pit.
"I think you'll find I'm a bit hardier than these common folk."
Mealen has thirsted for a challenge for a long time, and now it seems he'll finally find it.
<Just a warning, I rolled really well for Strength and Constitution (17 and 18, respectively) so Mealen is slightly strong.His other scores are trash, though.>
They enter the pit, and Mealen puts up his fists.
Init:16
He walks into the pit, loading his fists like the barrel of a shotgun. He holds up his fists. Init:10
*He has 20 Strength and 18 Dexterity, this is going to be fine for the Bounty Hunter.*
<Alright, you've been warned.>
Mealen opens up with startling fast blows to the head
To hit:26
Then combos him with another strike to the stomach:
To hit:19
(If it hits) First damage:10
Second damage:12
Both punches hit, and hit him hard, he then throws two punches of his own, an uppercut like the first round into a punch to the stomach. To hit:2113 Damage: 5+4 5
<1st one hits, second one doesn't>
Mealen laughs at the meager blows, impressed by the Bounty hunter's fortitude. However, he feels anger bubbling up inside him, and decides to let it out.(Enters rage)
He rains down blows like hammers upon the Bounty hunter, letting out guttural cries.
1st to hit:14
2nd to hit:11
Damage for 1st:10
Damage for 2nd:15
He dodges both the attacks, moving, learning how he fights. His experience so great that he’s learning his opponent’s fighting style in mere moments. He steps back and points at them silently, they suddenly feel like they have been marked. He then goes back in to punch him in the chin with another uppercut into a raising knee. To hit:2326 Damage:5+5+2 5+1
<I'm back>
Urgh... Cressen stumbles as he gets struck with extra force, but strikes back with renewed vigor. (Reckless attack: you have advantage on the next attack)
Mealen (Level 5 Berserker barb 1 Fighter) stares at the bout, and walks over to whoever organizes it.
"When's my match?"
The Bounty Hunter looks to them, his eyes tired from his seat “It isn’t likely anyone will be much help.” He drinks from his flask.
"What do you mean? I wanna fight."
He pauses for a moment, contemplating his options. Then, he makes a really stupid decision.
"....Can I fight you?"
He drinks from his flask again “I took a man down with two punches, and you want to fight me? Fine.” He stands up and walks into the pit.
"I think you'll find I'm a bit hardier than these common folk."
Mealen has thirsted for a challenge for a long time, and now it seems he'll finally find it.
<Just a warning, I rolled really well for Strength and Constitution (17 and 18, respectively) so Mealen is slightly strong.His other scores are trash, though.>
They enter the pit, and Mealen puts up his fists.
Init:16
He walks into the pit, loading his fists like the barrel of a shotgun. He holds up his fists. Init:10
*He has 20 Strength and 18 Dexterity, this is going to be fine for the Bounty Hunter.*
<Alright, you've been warned.>
Mealen opens up with startling fast blows to the head
To hit:26
Then combos him with another strike to the stomach:
To hit:19
(If it hits) First damage:10
Second damage:12
Both punches hit, and hit him hard, he then throws two punches of his own, an uppercut like the first round into a punch to the stomach. To hit:2113 Damage: 5+4 5
<1st one hits, second one doesn't>
Mealen laughs at the meager blows, impressed by the Bounty hunter's fortitude. However, he feels anger bubbling up inside him, and decides to let it out.(Enters rage)
He rains down blows like hammers upon the Bounty hunter, letting out guttural cries.
1st to hit:14
2nd to hit:11
Damage for 1st:10
Damage for 2nd:15
He dodges both the attacks, moving, learning how he fights. His experience so great that he’s learning his opponent’s fighting style in mere moments. He steps back and points at them silently, they suddenly feel like they have been marked. He then goes back in to punch him in the chin with another uppercut into a raising knee. To hit:2326 Damage:5+5+2 5+1
<I'm back>
Urgh... Cressen stumbles as he gets struck with extra force, but strikes back with renewed vigor. (Reckless attack: you have advantage on the next attack)
1st roll: 28
2nd roll: 25
1st damage: 14 + 6
2nd damage: 13
*No crit nessecary, the bounty hunter as low hp.*
The bounty goes down, into unconsciousness with the second hit. Things may have gone different if he had marked him from the start, but he didn’t, so he lost all the same.
He kind of drags the Bounty Hunter up to his feet and drops him on a chair, requesting medical assistance. Once the Bounty Hunter wakes up, Mealen walks back over to him.
He kind of drags the Bounty Hunter up to his feet and drops him on a chair, requesting medical assistance. Once the Bounty Hunter wakes up, Mealen walks back over to him.
"What's your name?"
The Bounty Hunter, upon waking up, puts his hand on his handaxe before realizing he’s fine “Can’t tell. Knowing a bounty hunter’s name makes me easy to track.”
He kind of drags the Bounty Hunter up to his feet and drops him on a chair, requesting medical assistance. Once the Bounty Hunter wakes up, Mealen walks back over to him.
"What's your name?"
The Bounty Hunter, upon waking up, puts his hand on his handaxe before realizing he’s fine “Can’t tell. Knowing a bounty hunter’s name makes me easy to track.”
"Ha. My friend, if I wanted to track you for any reason, I would've just done what I wanted to you while you were unconscious. Besides, we shared combat. That practically makes us siblings."
He pauses.
"Those were some nice moves. Where'd you learn how to fight?"
*sick*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
<Character sheet for Mealen>
https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/133831009
<I left fighting style feature from fighter blank bc I want him to have the Unarmed fighting style>
<Which may seem like convenience bc we're in a pit fighting arena but the reasoning behind it will be explained in time>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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The Bounty Hunter looks to them, his eyes tired from his seat “It isn’t likely anyone will be much help.” He drinks from his flask.
"What do you mean? I wanna fight."
He pauses for a moment, contemplating his options. Then, he makes a really stupid decision.
"....Can I fight you?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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He drinks from his flask again “I took a man down with two punches, and you want to fight me? Fine.” He stands up and walks into the pit.
"I think you'll find I'm a bit hardier than these common folk."
Mealen has thirsted for a challenge for a long time, and now it seems he'll finally find it.
<Just a warning, I rolled really well for Strength and Constitution (17 and 18, respectively) so Mealen is slightly strong.His other scores are trash, though.>
They enter the pit, and Mealen puts up his fists.
Init:16
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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He walks into the pit, loading his fists like the barrel of a shotgun. He holds up his fists. Init:10
*He has 20 Strength and 18 Dexterity, this is going to be fine for the Bounty Hunter.*
<Alright, you've been warned.>
Mealen opens up with startling fast blows to the head
To hit:26
Then combos him with another strike to the stomach:
To hit:16
(If it hits) First damage:10
Second damage:6
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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Both punches hit, and hit him hard, he then throws two punches of his own, an uppercut like the first round into a punch to the stomach. To hit:21 13 Damage: 5+4 5
*Oh I should have added his Slayer ability to do another d6 of damage on both hits, oh well, next time.*
<1st one hits, second one doesn't>
Mealen laughs at the meager blows, impressed by the Bounty hunter's fortitude. However, he feels anger bubbling up inside him, and decides to let it out.(Enters rage)
He rains down blows like hammers upon the Bounty hunter, letting out guttural cries.
1st to hit:14
2nd to hit:11
Damage for 1st:10
Damage for 2nd:15
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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<Whoops gtg I'll continue this sometime later>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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He dodges both the attacks, moving, learning how he fights. His experience so great that he’s learning his opponent’s fighting style in mere moments. He steps back and points at them silently, they suddenly feel like they have been marked. He then goes back in to punch him in the chin with another uppercut into a raising knee. To hit:23 26 Damage:5+5+2 5+1
<I'm back>
Urgh... Cressen stumbles as he gets struck with extra force, but strikes back with renewed vigor. (Reckless attack: you have advantage on the next attack)
1st roll: 28
2nd roll: 25
1st damage: 14 + 6
2nd damage: 13
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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That was a crit: Extra damage for first roll: 8
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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<Dang 40 damage>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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*No crit nessecary, the bounty hunter as low hp.*
The bounty goes down, into unconsciousness with the second hit. Things may have gone different if he had marked him from the start, but he didn’t, so he lost all the same.
Mealen stares down at the man.
"You need help?"
He kind of drags the Bounty Hunter up to his feet and drops him on a chair, requesting medical assistance. Once the Bounty Hunter wakes up, Mealen walks back over to him.
"What's your name?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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The Bounty Hunter, upon waking up, puts his hand on his handaxe before realizing he’s fine “Can’t tell. Knowing a bounty hunter’s name makes me easy to track.”
"Ha. My friend, if I wanted to track you for any reason, I would've just done what I wanted to you while you were unconscious. Besides, we shared combat. That practically makes us siblings."
He pauses.
"Those were some nice moves. Where'd you learn how to fight?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
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