I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Technically incorrect, but wonderfully funny to think about.*
*Everything’s edible at least once*
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
*Technically incorrect, but wonderfully funny to think about.*
*Everything’s edible at least once*
<I mean, you can certainly eat uranium; I'm not sure if you'll survive, however.>
*but you can eat it, which is the important part for this discussion. You can also drink lava, only once, but you can do it*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*ay monks can i see an employe?* Kori is warming up in the corner, trying not to be seen
*absolutely*
a bald man wearing a tank top and sweatpants is making sure nobody leaves the back room while the other two deal flower’s inspector *whom i did not approve >:(*. His veins glow an unnatural purple
A kid in a ratty hoodie with matted blue hair and fin-like ears is looking around, contemplating the price of everything and the 42 cents she has in her back pocket
“…seem kinda young to be here alone.”
"Young, yeah. But I've seen enough to know how to live on my own" *she's 15ish*
“Has anyone, really?”
"Listen, you can stop beating around the bush and kick me out already. I've done this whole song and dance before"
“Really? Why were you kicked out before?”
"Uh..." she seems confused as if he's missing the obvious. "Who wants a homeless kid in their store? I mean, ESPECIALLY one like this, you know. I'll "scare away the paying customers" she makes air quotes sarcastically
“If you can answer two questions, I’ll let you stay. Deal?”
"Shoot."
“Name and reason for persecution?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
*ay monks can i see an employe?* Kori is warming up in the corner, trying not to be seen
*absolutely*
a bald man wearing a tank top and sweatpants is making sure nobody leaves the back room while the other two deal flower’s inspector *whom i did not approve >:(*. His veins glow an unnatural purple
A kid in a ratty hoodie with matted blue hair and fin-like ears is looking around, contemplating the price of everything and the 42 cents she has in her back pocket
“…seem kinda young to be here alone.”
"Young, yeah. But I've seen enough to know how to live on my own" *she's 15ish*
“Has anyone, really?”
"Listen, you can stop beating around the bush and kick me out already. I've done this whole song and dance before"
“Really? Why were you kicked out before?”
"Uh..." she seems confused as if he's missing the obvious. "Who wants a homeless kid in their store? I mean, ESPECIALLY one like this, you know. I'll "scare away the paying customers" she makes air quotes sarcastically
“If you can answer two questions, I’ll let you stay. Deal?”
"Shoot."
“Name and reason for persecution?”
"I'm kori, and I'm a Xcol"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
A man walks through the door. He wears dark sunglasses and black clothes befitting of winter weather, topped off with a black baseball cap. The few parts of his skin that can be seen are unnaturally pale and translucent.
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
"Bandages, food, and some pain meds. Thought you could use it"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Bandages, food, and some pain meds. Thought you could use it"
"Oh... thanks." He smiles a bit
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
"Bandages, food, and some pain meds. Thought you could use it"
"Oh... thanks." He smiles a bit
"No prob, bob. Someone's gotta watch everyone's back, you know?"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
A man walks through the door. He wears dark sunglasses and black clothes befitting of winter weather, topped off with a black baseball cap. The few parts of his skin that can be seen are unnaturally pale and translucent.
Coterie looks over at the new arrival, scanning his surface-level thoughts. "Hello there."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A man walks through the door. He wears dark sunglasses and black clothes befitting of winter weather, topped off with a black baseball cap. The few parts of his skin that can be seen are unnaturally pale and translucent.
Coterie looks over at the new arrival, scanning his surface-level thoughts. "Hello there."
His thoughts are chaotic, as if she's reading hundreds of minds at once, all arguing and complaining, yelling things like 'Kill the humans!' and 'Let me be in control' as well as other things "Hello."
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
Sundew walks back into the main room, this time with a carved chessboard in hand. Her thoughts are still echoing complaints of boredom. She places the chessboard on a flat surface, then looks around. "Anyone want to play chess? Or do anything at all?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
A man walks through the door. He wears dark sunglasses and black clothes befitting of winter weather, topped off with a black baseball cap. The few parts of his skin that can be seen are unnaturally pale and translucent.
Coterie looks over at the new arrival, scanning his surface-level thoughts. "Hello there."
His thoughts are chaotic, as if she's reading hundreds of minds at once, all arguing and complaining, yelling things like 'Kill the humans!' and 'Let me be in control' as well as other things "Hello."
"We imagine you are here seeking refuge as well?" They stand up and move over to him. He can see that things like their hair and parts of their clothing quiver slightly as if not entirely solid.
*ay monks can i see an employe?* Kori is warming up in the corner, trying not to be seen
*absolutely*
a bald man wearing a tank top and sweatpants is making sure nobody leaves the back room while the other two deal flower’s inspector *whom i did not approve >:(*. His veins glow an unnatural purple
A kid in a ratty hoodie with matted blue hair and fin-like ears is looking around, contemplating the price of everything and the 42 cents she has in her back pocket
“…seem kinda young to be here alone.”
"Young, yeah. But I've seen enough to know how to live on my own" *she's 15ish*
“Has anyone, really?”
"Listen, you can stop beating around the bush and kick me out already. I've done this whole song and dance before"
“Really? Why were you kicked out before?”
"Uh..." she seems confused as if he's missing the obvious. "Who wants a homeless kid in their store? I mean, ESPECIALLY one like this, you know. I'll "scare away the paying customers" she makes air quotes sarcastically
“If you can answer two questions, I’ll let you stay. Deal?”
"Shoot."
“Name and reason for persecution?”
"I'm kori, and I'm a Xcol"
“Sorry? X call?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
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*hello*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Everything’s edible at least once*
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Excerpt, Prayer for loving sorrow
<I mean, you can certainly eat uranium; I'm not sure if you'll survive, however.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
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MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*but you can eat it, which is the important part for this discussion. You can also drink lava, only once, but you can do it*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Name and reason for persecution?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Liam is sleeping in the corner
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
"I'm kori, and I'm a Xcol"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Coterie is helping with the storefront again, stocking shelves.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Liam is still asleep in the corner
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
Kori tosses him a small metal box. "Here."
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
A man walks through the door. He wears dark sunglasses and black clothes befitting of winter weather, topped off with a black baseball cap. The few parts of his skin that can be seen are unnaturally pale and translucent.
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Excerpt, Prayer for loving sorrow
He looks up groggily. "Whas this?:
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
"Bandages, food, and some pain meds. Thought you could use it"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Oh... thanks." He smiles a bit
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
"No prob, bob. Someone's gotta watch everyone's back, you know?"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Coterie looks over at the new arrival, scanning his surface-level thoughts. "Hello there."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
His thoughts are chaotic, as if she's reading hundreds of minds at once, all arguing and complaining, yelling things like 'Kill the humans!' and 'Let me be in control' as well as other things "Hello."
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Excerpt, Prayer for loving sorrow
Sundew walks back into the main room, this time with a carved chessboard in hand. Her thoughts are still echoing complaints of boredom. She places the chessboard on a flat surface, then looks around. "Anyone want to play chess? Or do anything at all?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"We imagine you are here seeking refuge as well?" They stand up and move over to him. He can see that things like their hair and parts of their clothing quiver slightly as if not entirely solid.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“Sorry? X call?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor