*a few things. one, should we intro the bosses like we did the settlements? two. I was gonna ask if y'all wanted to team up against our bosses, but Tara IS their boss, so that might not work.*
*We would need someone that would actually be able to use my weapon to go for mine or we get my weapon and barter with someone else for another magic item*
*why cant you use your weapon again?*
*cause most weapons are irrelevant for druids and I have no need for something that doesn't buff my spells*
*makes sense. we could barter the sword with dark, I think Tayr would want a nice magic sword. AND wood is pretty rare over there*
*yeah now all I need is to get my hands on useful artifacts that are relevant to buffing lightning spells*
*if you dont mind me taking the Eye, i can use it to scry on people*
*nah i don't mind I still need to find a artifact that buffs spells*
*what does dark have that we want, if we're trading them the sword? i think there's a +3 spellcasting focus somewhere in the magic item list. not an artifact, but does buff spells*
*hmm well what i would want probably is the arcane gauntlets oh and I think I might be able to snipe your boss*
*how's that?*
*i have a spell caster bow and the spell sniper feat*
*pushes glasses up* *you can certainly try*
*um actually i'm pretty sure call lightning has a range of 120 feet plus thirty from my bow so I have 300 feet*
*Erm actually call lightning does not have erm an urm attack roll so uh erm it wont work because erm spell sniper needs an attack roll urm spell to erm urm work*
*smiles. we're probably gonna need at least three people to go after the Living Blizzard if we want to*
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*um actually i'm pretty sure call lightning has a range of 120 feet plus thirty from my bow so I have 300 feet*
*call lightning isn’t affected by spell sniper, because it has no attack roll. it’s a spell that requires a save.*
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*a few things. one, should we intro the bosses like we did the settlements? two. I was gonna ask if y'all wanted to team up against our bosses, but Tara IS their boss, so that might not work.*
*We would need someone that would actually be able to use my weapon to go for mine or we get my weapon and barter with someone else for another magic item*
*why cant you use your weapon again?*
*cause most weapons are irrelevant for druids and I have no need for something that doesn't buff my spells*
*makes sense. we could barter the sword with dark, I think Tayr would want a nice magic sword. AND wood is pretty rare over there*
*yeah now all I need is to get my hands on useful artifacts that are relevant to buffing lightning spells*
*if you dont mind me taking the Eye, i can use it to scry on people*
*nah i don't mind I still need to find a artifact that buffs spells*
*what does dark have that we want, if we're trading them the sword? i think there's a +3 spellcasting focus somewhere in the magic item list. not an artifact, but does buff spells*
*hmm well what i would want probably is the arcane gauntlets oh and I think I might be able to snipe your boss*
*how's that?*
*i have a spell caster bow and the spell sniper feat*
*pushes glasses up* *you can certainly try*
*um actually i'm pretty sure call lightning has a range of 120 feet plus thirty from my bow so I have 300 feet*
*Erm actually call lightning does not have erm an urm attack roll so uh erm it wont work because erm spell sniper needs an attack roll urm spell to erm urm work*
*nooooooooooooooooooo*
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*a dex save specifically. the living Blizzard has 29 dexterity*
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*a dex save specifically. the living Blizzard has 29 dexterity*
*rip welp time for stat 2 tactical fire bombing :)*
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*a few things. one, should we intro the bosses like we did the settlements? two. I was gonna ask if y'all wanted to team up against our bosses, but Tara IS their boss, so that might not work.*
*We would need someone that would actually be able to use my weapon to go for mine or we get my weapon and barter with someone else for another magic item*
*why cant you use your weapon again?*
*cause most weapons are irrelevant for druids and I have no need for something that doesn't buff my spells*
*makes sense. we could barter the sword with dark, I think Tayr would want a nice magic sword. AND wood is pretty rare over there*
*yeah now all I need is to get my hands on useful artifacts that are relevant to buffing lightning spells*
*if you dont mind me taking the Eye, i can use it to scry on people*
*nah i don't mind I still need to find a artifact that buffs spells*
*what does dark have that we want, if we're trading them the sword? i think there's a +3 spellcasting focus somewhere in the magic item list. not an artifact, but does buff spells*
*There's something of great and horrific value hidden in Hoeb, I'll say that much.*
*a dex save specifically. the living Blizzard has 29 dexterity*
*rip welp time for stat 2 tactical fire bombing :)*
*you can certainly try. Uralll has a number of fire spells as well. we still need at least one more person if we wanna go storm chasing tho*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*a few things. one, should we intro the bosses like we did the settlements? two. I was gonna ask if y'all wanted to team up against our bosses, but Tara IS their boss, so that might not work.*
*We would need someone that would actually be able to use my weapon to go for mine or we get my weapon and barter with someone else for another magic item*
*why cant you use your weapon again?*
*cause most weapons are irrelevant for druids and I have no need for something that doesn't buff my spells*
*makes sense. we could barter the sword with dark, I think Tayr would want a nice magic sword. AND wood is pretty rare over there*
*yeah now all I need is to get my hands on useful artifacts that are relevant to buffing lightning spells*
*if you dont mind me taking the Eye, i can use it to scry on people*
*nah i don't mind I still need to find a artifact that buffs spells*
*what does dark have that we want, if we're trading them the sword? i think there's a +3 spellcasting focus somewhere in the magic item list. not an artifact, but does buff spells*
*There's something of great and horrific value hidden in Hoeb, I'll say that much.*
*I want it*
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Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
*a dex save specifically. the living Blizzard has 29 dexterity*
*rip welp time for stat 2 tactical fire bombing :)*
*you can certainly try. Uralll has a number of fire spells as well. we still need at least one more person if we wanna go storm chasing tho*
*I can fight it one on one... I have a lot of AC and dreams... and cards that will slice so quickly any creature that dares to touch them other than me will be mutilated. I will win, and that Living Blizzard, well, they will be a pile of icy gore (⊙ω⊙)*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
*a dex save specifically. the living Blizzard has 29 dexterity*
*rip welp time for stat 2 tactical fire bombing :)*
*you can certainly try. Uralll has a number of fire spells as well. we still need at least one more person if we wanna go storm chasing tho*
*I can fight it one on one... I have a lot of AC and dreams... and cards that will slice so quickly any creature that dares to touch them other than me will be mutilated. I will win, and that Living Blizzard, well, they will be a pile of icy gore (⊙ω⊙)*
*the blizzard actually has pretty low AC and HP for its CR (23). mano y mano, anyone is killing it*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*a dex save specifically. the living Blizzard has 29 dexterity*
*rip welp time for stat 2 tactical fire bombing :)*
*you can certainly try. Uralll has a number of fire spells as well. we still need at least one more person if we wanna go storm chasing tho*
*I can fight it one on one... I have a lot of AC and dreams... and cards that will slice so quickly any creature that dares to touch them other than me will be mutilated. I will win, and that Living Blizzard, well, they will be a pile of icy gore (⊙ω⊙)*
*the blizzard actually has pretty low AC and HP for its CR (23). mano y mano, anyone is killing it*
*....I will kill it i think we need an entire team of spell casters and archers to kill it tbh*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*There's going to be something absolutely beautiful and awful in equal measure waiting in the mountains... and Jeeves knows this.*
*Also, judging by y'all's statblocks for the boss monsters, I... I may have made the King's Right Talon a little too strong. 585 HP, 22 AC, and a daily casting of Storm of Vengeance on top of beefed-up Ancient Green Dragon stats might be a little too much. Should I keep it as more of a 'raid boss that requires collaborative effort', or nerf it a bit?*
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
*There's going to be something absolutely beautiful and awful in equal measure waiting in the mountains... and Jeeves knows this.*
*Also, judging by y'all's statblocks for the boss monsters, I... I may have made the King's Right Talon a little too strong. 585 HP, 22 AC, and a daily casting of Storm of Vengeance on top of beefed-up Ancient Green Dragon stats might be a little too much. Should I keep it as more of a 'raid boss that requires collaborative effort', or nerf it a bit?*
*is what's in the mountains the king's left talon?*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*There's going to be something absolutely beautiful and awful in equal measure waiting in the mountains... and Jeeves knows this.*
*Also, judging by y'all's statblocks for the boss monsters, I... I may have made the King's Right Talon a little too strong. 585 HP, 22 AC, and a daily casting of Storm of Vengeance on top of beefed-up Ancient Green Dragon stats might be a little too much. Should I keep it as more of a 'raid boss that requires collaborative effort', or nerf it a bit?*
*just make it give out more magic items if it is a raid boss*
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Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
*a dex save specifically. the living Blizzard has 29 dexterity*
*rip welp time for stat 2 tactical fire bombing :)*
*you can certainly try. Uralll has a number of fire spells as well. we still need at least one more person if we wanna go storm chasing tho*
*I can fight it one on one... I have a lot of AC and dreams... and cards that will slice so quickly any creature that dares to touch them other than me will be mutilated. I will win, and that Living Blizzard, well, they will be a pile of icy gore (⊙ω⊙)*
*the blizzard actually has pretty low AC and HP for its CR (23). mano y mano, anyone is killing it*
*....I will kill it i think we need an entire team of spell casters and archers to kill it tbh*
*I like your attitude!*
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*Erm actually call lightning does not have erm an urm attack roll so uh erm it wont work because erm spell sniper needs an attack roll urm spell to erm urm work*
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Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*smiles. we're probably gonna need at least three people to go after the Living Blizzard if we want to*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*call lightning isn’t affected by spell sniper, because it has no attack roll. it’s a spell that requires a save.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*nooooooooooooooooooo*
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*a dex save specifically. the living Blizzard has 29 dexterity*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*rip welp time for stat 2 tactical fire bombing :)*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
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PM me the word avocado :P
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*There's something of great and horrific value hidden in Hoeb, I'll say that much.*
*you can certainly try. Uralll has a number of fire spells as well. we still need at least one more person if we wanna go storm chasing tho*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I LOVE great and horrific value!*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I want it*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
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*I can fight it one on one... I have a lot of AC and dreams... and cards that will slice so quickly any creature that dares to touch them other than me will be mutilated. I will win, and that Living Blizzard, well, they will be a pile of icy gore (⊙ω⊙)*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I got storm of vengeance sunburst and fire storm*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
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PM me the word avocado :P
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*the blizzard actually has pretty low AC and HP for its CR (23). mano y mano, anyone is killing it*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*....I will kill it i think we need an entire team of spell casters and archers to kill it tbh*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
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*wall of fire, searing smite, and heat metal*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*There's going to be something absolutely beautiful and awful in equal measure waiting in the mountains... and Jeeves knows this.*
*Also, judging by y'all's statblocks for the boss monsters, I... I may have made the King's Right Talon a little too strong. 585 HP, 22 AC, and a daily casting of Storm of Vengeance on top of beefed-up Ancient Green Dragon stats might be a little too much. Should I keep it as more of a 'raid boss that requires collaborative effort', or nerf it a bit?*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*....so we need to cage the damn thing?*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
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*is what's in the mountains the king's left talon?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*just make it give out more magic items if it is a raid boss*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
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*I like your attitude!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life