About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Captain I swear if you attack me I am destabalizing the entire economy the world will be poor, I will be poor, gold will be worthless!!!!!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I SWEAR TO POSIEDON ALMIGHTY, IF ANYONE ATTACKS ME, I WILL OPEN THE FLOODGATES! I WILL SPREAD MY WEALTH THROUGHOUT THE LANDS! I ALONE HOLD THE POWER TO RISE INFLATION TO UNGODLY LEVELS! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU! THE WORLD WILL DROWN IN MY WEALTH!!! DROWN!!!!!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I SWEAR TO POSIEDON ALMIGHTY, IF ANYONE ATTACKS ME, I WILL OPEN THE FLOODGATES! I WILL SPREAD MY WEALTH THROUGHOUT THE LANDS! I ALONE HOLD THE POWER TO RISE INFLATION TO UNGODLY LEVELS! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU! THE WORLD WILL DROWN IN MY WEALTH!!! DROWN!!!!!
…no
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
I SWEAR TO POSIEDON ALMIGHTY, IF ANYONE ATTACKS ME, I WILL OPEN THE FLOODGATES! I WILL SPREAD MY WEALTH THROUGHOUT THE LANDS! I ALONE HOLD THE POWER TO RISE INFLATION TO UNGODLY LEVELS! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU! THE WORLD WILL DROWN IN MY WEALTH!!! DROWN!!!!!
…no
No your still getting killed
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
*yeah paldins have two actions and use one of your aura of vitality and cursader mantle if i remeber correctly crusaders mantle is a bonus action please*
*Paladins have one action, your channel divinity is your action.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I SWEAR TO POSIEDON ALMIGHTY, IF ANYONE ATTACKS ME, I WILL OPEN THE FLOODGATES! I WILL SPREAD MY WEALTH THROUGHOUT THE LANDS! I ALONE HOLD THE POWER TO RISE INFLATION TO UNGODLY LEVELS! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU! THE WORLD WILL DROWN IN MY WEALTH!!! DROWN!!!!!
…no
No your still getting killed
... nuh-uh!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
You have 10 points to spend on magic items. Unused points are converted into 50 GP each. common (1 point) uncommon (2 points) rare (3 points) very rare (4 points) legendary (5 points)
No I'm pretty sure they are..?
*I lied completely I’m actually illiterate even tho I made the rules 😭 completely my bad*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*yeah paldins have two actions and use one of your aura of vitality and cursader mantle if i remeber correctly crusaders mantle is a bonus action please*
*Paladins have one action, your channel divinity is your action.*
Alright
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
I SWEAR TO POSIEDON ALMIGHTY, IF ANYONE ATTACKS ME, I WILL OPEN THE FLOODGATES! I WILL SPREAD MY WEALTH THROUGHOUT THE LANDS! I ALONE HOLD THE POWER TO RISE INFLATION TO UNGODLY LEVELS! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU! THE WORLD WILL DROWN IN MY WEALTH!!! DROWN!!!!!
…no
No your still getting killed
... nuh-uh!
Yeah huh I'm making a druid right now and you guys will hate it
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
I SWEAR TO POSIEDON ALMIGHTY, IF ANYONE ATTACKS ME, I WILL OPEN THE FLOODGATES! I WILL SPREAD MY WEALTH THROUGHOUT THE LANDS! I ALONE HOLD THE POWER TO RISE INFLATION TO UNGODLY LEVELS! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU! THE WORLD WILL DROWN IN MY WEALTH!!! DROWN!!!!!
*alright buddy let’s duel, I’m bringing the whole world down with me*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I SWEAR TO POSIEDON ALMIGHTY, IF ANYONE ATTACKS ME, I WILL OPEN THE FLOODGATES! I WILL SPREAD MY WEALTH THROUGHOUT THE LANDS! I ALONE HOLD THE POWER TO RISE INFLATION TO UNGODLY LEVELS! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU! THE WORLD WILL DROWN IN MY WEALTH!!! DROWN!!!!!
*alright buddy let’s duel, I’m bringing the whole world down with me*
Haha, funny enough, Triton doesn't have a character sheet. Um. yeeeaaaah... But I can still flood the world economy if thats what you want!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Haha, funny enough, Triton doesn't have a character sheet. Um. yeeeaaaah... But I can still flood the world economy if thats what you want!
*im just messing w you, I don’t have an IC reason to fight you anyway*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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*I love that spell!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Same in my opinion best spell in the game besides wish!!!!!*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
Captain I swear if you attack me I am destabalizing the entire economy the world will be poor, I will be poor, gold will be worthless!!!!!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Well I can't attack you anymore the frostfjord settlement has fallen so I'm busy making a druid settlement that you all will hate me for <3*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
But who's going to lead the Alliance of the WIld?
And besides, you wouldn't be going back on your word; I just showed mercy to you.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I SWEAR TO POSIEDON ALMIGHTY, IF ANYONE ATTACKS ME, I WILL OPEN THE FLOODGATES! I WILL SPREAD MY WEALTH THROUGHOUT THE LANDS! I ALONE HOLD THE POWER TO RISE INFLATION TO UNGODLY LEVELS! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT! I'M WARNING YOU! THE WORLD WILL DROWN IN MY WEALTH!!! DROWN!!!!!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
…no
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Why can or bananer
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
No your still getting killed
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
*Paladins have one action, your channel divinity is your action.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
... nuh-uh!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*I lied completely I’m actually illiterate even tho I made the rules 😭 completely my bad*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Alright
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
Yeah huh I'm making a druid right now and you guys will hate it
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
*alright buddy let’s duel, I’m bringing the whole world down with me*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Haha, funny enough, Triton doesn't have a character sheet. Um. yeeeaaaah... But I can still flood the world economy if thats what you want!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I ain’t doing that no
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Also, just noticed,
WHOO HOO WE GOT TO PAGE 111!!!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*im just messing w you, I don’t have an IC reason to fight you anyway*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
literally huge
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ