*The joke is that the sequel is bad or they ignore it for other reasons. Like 'Its so weird they made Cars then Cars 3 with no Cars 2!!*
*dont you dare slander cars 2 like that…*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He agilely drops from the wall and races towards the animal, drawing his rapier.
In the undergrowth of the forest, where the trees hang a little lower and the bushes are thicker than usual - the part where nymphs generally reside - is a thrashing, horse-like creature. It’s struggling, the upper half of it caught in some branches, with… what look to be massive curved bull horns? The creature - now clearly visible as a centaur - is trying to pull itself out of the tangled mess. He has long russet-toned hair in sea-salted beach waves, with a roman nose and tawny toned skin. The dappled centaur is wearing full hoplite plate, with golden barding on its lower half and hooves. The centaur’s hooves are cloven and sharpened into points, its tail cut short and braided. It’s swearing repeatedly in ancient greek, slurring its words.
Chase examines the trap, trying to figure out how it works.
“HAH-“ the centaur snorts, shaking its head trying to dislodge its horns. “Trees- ha- my weakness- you will not stop me from glory! HUZZAH!”
It doesn’t look to be a trap. The centaur’s horns are just tangled in a bunch of vines, and it seems too intoxicatedly uncoordinated to dislodge itself.
*OMG me rn*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*The joke is that the sequel is bad or they ignore it for other reasons. Like 'Its so weird they made Cars then Cars 3 with no Cars 2!!*
*dont you dare slander cars 2 like that…*
*Lol. McMissile was one of your hear me outs, right?*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
He agilely drops from the wall and races towards the animal, drawing his rapier.
In the undergrowth of the forest, where the trees hang a little lower and the bushes are thicker than usual - the part where nymphs generally reside - is a thrashing, horse-like creature. It’s struggling, the upper half of it caught in some branches, with… what look to be massive curved bull horns? The creature - now clearly visible as a centaur - is trying to pull itself out of the tangled mess. He has long russet-toned hair in sea-salted beach waves, with a roman nose and tawny toned skin. The dappled centaur is wearing full hoplite plate, with golden barding on its lower half and hooves. The centaur’s hooves are cloven and sharpened into points, its tail cut short and braided. It’s swearing repeatedly in ancient greek, slurring its words.
Chase examines the trap, trying to figure out how it works.
“HAH-“ the centaur snorts, shaking its head trying to dislodge its horns. “Trees- ha- my weakness- you will not stop me from glory! HUZZAH!”
It doesn’t look to be a trap. The centaur’s horns are just tangled in a bunch of vines, and it seems too intoxicatedly uncoordinated to dislodge itself.
“Need help?”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*See, now I'm just thinking of what pokemon teams my characters would have.*
*thinking about pokemon types for my characters… angelo is dark/fighting, issan is steel/dragon, mykailo is ghost/fairy*
*I feel like my characters might have a more mixed team, especially Asada. Noctis would have several music based pokemon though, like Toxtricity and Skeledirge.*
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
With a shout, the flames sear up again, driving you out of the forest.
“Ashley I’m not going to let you get hurt!”
"And I'm not letting you get hurt either! Leave! NOW!" The swords clash again, a loud clang reverberating through the burning forest.
“Just tell me who you’re fighting!”
"Evan! This fight is for me, and me alone! It's too dangerous! You never should have been here in the first-" a cry of pain slips through her mouth, along with the sickning sound of metal entering flesh. the smoke disipates, the fire dies down, and... you see Ashley, kneeling on the ground, a pitch plack sword imbeded in her stomach, sucking the flickering glow from her skin. Holding that blade, is... a shadow? It's a pitch black figure, no details you can see, just holding the blade in Ashley's stomach, ashley's own blade off to the side, slipped loose from her hands, it's golden luster shining blistfully unaware of the plight of it's weilder.
“STOP!” He yells, shooting lightning at it. Dice rolls not yet available for this section. for Dice rolls not yet available for this section. damage
*Could you re-roll...?*
2319
*ooh*
"NO! EVAN! RUN!"
The shadow gets hit with the bolt, and lets go of his sword, still impaled in Ashley. It turns around, and faces Evan. It speaks in a garbled voice,
"Hhhello, Boy... Ttthis iss not yyour figght. Lleavve now, and you sshhall be spared."
“No way! Step away from her!”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“It’s a date then.” Se lies down too and lightly kisses him. “You taste like salt.”
”Why do I feel like I’m not good enough?”
He blushes, chuckling a bit "I was just a little underwater, swimming back up took a while."
"Because you know you can be better, you just blame yourself for not being better. You need to understand, you are good enough already."
“Define ‘a little’, fish boy.”
Hope lets go and lays back, pushing their hands over their face to get the hair off of it. Thank you, Atlas. I’m sorry and it will happen again.”
“Took me around thirty minutes to get back up, and I was moving around 60ft every six seconds. I’m not sure.”
“And I’ll be here for you whenever you need me, I’m going to go back to the forge because if you hadn’t noticed, my arm exploded.”
”And you didn’t implode from the pressure? What the hell Liam?”
“Just take mine, you’re the one that made it.” They unhook it and offer it to him
*jesty bestiiie 😇*
*Sorry, here we go!*
He looks over to them, “Did I do something wrong? I just went for a small swim.”
He shakes his head, “I’m going to make a new one, and that one’s yours, I won’t take it.”
“To the bottom of the ocean!”
”Don’t forge with just one hand. Use this one, then later you can give it back.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*See, now I'm just thinking of what pokemon teams my characters would have.*
*thinking about pokemon types for my characters… angelo is dark/fighting, issan is steel/dragon, mykailo is ghost/fairy*
*I feel like my characters might have a more mixed team, especially Asada. Noctis would have several music based pokemon though, like Toxtricity and Skeledirge.*
*Rillaboom, Obstagoon, and maybe Meloetta?*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*Cordon is always open. Cordon is an extramaterial entity. He can be in multiple places at once.*
Perception check from him please :)
*HEHEHE*
*18 If less than 14, its a 14.*
*gotta timewarp him rn*
He hears the sound of approaching hoofbeats, and gets a round to react. “AHA! My first worthy oppoonnnetn!” A loud voice proclaims from the left. Their voice is deeper, with a distinct Grecian accent, their words slurring. “Face me, demigod! Ha.. at least I.. will not be fighting children -hic-“ A rather large, bull horned centaur charges from the bushes, a massive hooked spear in one hand and a phalanx-styled shield in the other.
"... Oh great."
“GLORRRYYYYY!” The centaur bumrushes him, a little unsteady on its feet as it points its spear forward.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*See, now I'm just thinking of what pokemon teams my characters would have.*
*thinking about pokemon types for my characters… angelo is dark/fighting, issan is steel/dragon, mykailo is ghost/fairy*
*I feel like my characters might have a more mixed team, especially Asada. Noctis would have several music based pokemon though, like Toxtricity and Skeledirge.*
<Oh my gosh Skeledirge is awesome! Plus Hisuian Typhlosion. And Ceruledge. Alolan Marowak's cool too.>
"Wel, lets at least get you rested before you try to venture out where more things might come after you." Noctis says as he helps him up. "What generations have you played?" Noctis asks to change the topic as he looks at his shirt.
They tremble a little bit, pulling their hood up. “I.. you know.. pokemon..?” He asks quietly, looking up with wide eyes.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Cordon is always open. Cordon is an extramaterial entity. He can be in multiple places at once.*
Perception check from him please :)
*HEHEHE*
*18 If less than 14, its a 14.*
*gotta timewarp him rn*
He hears the sound of approaching hoofbeats, and gets a round to react. “AHA! My first worthy oppoonnnetn!” A loud voice proclaims from the left. Their voice is deeper, with a distinct Grecian accent, their words slurring. “Face me, demigod! Ha.. at least I.. will not be fighting children -hic-“ A rather large, bull horned centaur charges from the bushes, a massive hooked spear in one hand and a phalanx-styled shield in the other.
"... Oh great."
“GLORRRYYYYY!” The centaur bumrushes him, a little unsteady on its feet as it points its spear forward.
Attack: 13 Damage: 13 Attack: 15 Damage: 15
STR save if any hit, as well as a DEX save.
"Look, dude. You're drunk. I will beat the (GP) outta you. please dont fight me."
He easily sidesteps the attacks.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Ultra Moon as in the pokemon game? Thats gen 6 right..? *NO YOU IDIOT ITS GEN 7* Whats your squad looking like?"
The shorter boy shakes his head, the light returning to his eyes and a big smile appearing. “Gen seven, actually! Currently I’ve only gotten about halfway through, so I still got Dartrix, Mimikyu, Ninetails, Marrowak, Rockruff, and Hakomo-o. Pretty good lineup I think!”
*Not shorter lol. You said 5'6", right? Vin is 5'2"* "Halfway? Did a friend of yours trade over the Hakomo? Think those are only on the last island, but I may be wrong.. Pokemon definitely isnt my most familiar game"
*OH my bad*
”Well….. I um… was using cheatcodes..” He says, looking a little guilty. “Kommo-o is one of my favorites… but I didn’t cheat in any other way!”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*The joke is that the sequel is bad or they ignore it for other reasons. Like 'Its so weird they made Cars then Cars 3 with no Cars 2!!*
*dont you dare slander cars 2 like that…*
*Lol. McMissile was one of your hear me outs, right?*
*NOOOOO HE WASNT DONT SAY THAT*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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*dont you dare slander cars 2 like that…*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*OMG me rn*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
He smiles back at them, sitting back down “Do you like fishing?”
“It won’t be, killing either of you would be too hard, Cordon almost got me, but it looks like I almost got him to. I won’t… I’ll try.”
*Lol. McMissile was one of your hear me outs, right?*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Need help?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*I feel like my characters might have a more mixed team, especially Asada. Noctis would have several music based pokemon though, like Toxtricity and Skeledirge.*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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“No way! Step away from her!”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Piso shakes his head, then pantomimes again. Same check, except with advantage.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
“To the bottom of the ocean!”
”Don’t forge with just one hand. Use this one, then later you can give it back.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Rillaboom, Obstagoon, and maybe Meloetta?*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“GLORRRYYYYY!” The centaur bumrushes him, a little unsteady on its feet as it points its spear forward.
Attack: 19 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Attack: 21 Damage: 10
STR save if any hit, as well as a DEX save.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“…Am I not allowed to do that,” He asks them as if they tell him what he is and isn’t allowed to do.
He shakes his head again, beginning to walk “If you don’t want me to forge with one hand come help me.”
<Oh my gosh Skeledirge is awesome! Plus Hisuian Typhlosion. And Ceruledge. Alolan Marowak's cool too.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
They tremble a little bit, pulling their hood up. “I.. you know.. pokemon..?” He asks quietly, looking up with wide eyes.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Look, dude. You're drunk. I will beat the (GP) outta you. please dont fight me."
He easily sidesteps the attacks.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
He hands them his rod, “Did you get any powers from dad yet?”
He thinks in silence for a long moment before nodding “Thank you Attic.” He smiles fiendishly.
*OH my bad*
”Well….. I um… was using cheatcodes..” He says, looking a little guilty. “Kommo-o is one of my favorites… but I didn’t cheat in any other way!”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*NOOOOO HE WASNT DONT SAY THAT*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ