"I'll try not to. Did you just burn down the thing for no reason, or was there anything behind it?"
*Yes. Almost everything I say is foreshadowing. I choose my words VERY carefully*
"I wasn't trying to commit Arson! But like... if you give me a flamethrower..."
"Did you take it from Hephaestus cabin?"
"They gave it to me!"
"Why?"
"Don't ask me!"
"So they just gave you a flamethrower for no reason? Honestly, that sounds like something they'd do..."
"It really does!"
".... maybe I should get a flamethrower from them. You wanna see if we can burn some stuff together?"
"... YES."
"anything in mind?"
"... Not really, no..."
"how 'bout.... how 'bout we take some firewood from the bonfire? that's gonna be burned anyway"
"Hmmm... That's... thats a good idea!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I'll try not to. Did you just burn down the thing for no reason, or was there anything behind it?"
*Yes. Almost everything I say is foreshadowing. I choose my words VERY carefully*
"I wasn't trying to commit Arson! But like... if you give me a flamethrower..."
"Did you take it from Hephaestus cabin?"
"They gave it to me!"
"Why?"
"Don't ask me!"
"So they just gave you a flamethrower for no reason? Honestly, that sounds like something they'd do..."
"It really does!"
".... maybe I should get a flamethrower from them. You wanna see if we can burn some stuff together?"
"... YES."
"anything in mind?"
"... Not really, no..."
"how 'bout.... how 'bout we take some firewood from the bonfire? that's gonna be burned anyway"
"Hmmm... That's... thats a good idea!"
"do you wanna get the firewood, or the flamethrowers?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"I'll try not to. Did you just burn down the thing for no reason, or was there anything behind it?"
*Yes. Almost everything I say is foreshadowing. I choose my words VERY carefully*
"I wasn't trying to commit Arson! But like... if you give me a flamethrower..."
"Did you take it from Hephaestus cabin?"
"They gave it to me!"
"Why?"
"Don't ask me!"
"So they just gave you a flamethrower for no reason? Honestly, that sounds like something they'd do..."
"It really does!"
".... maybe I should get a flamethrower from them. You wanna see if we can burn some stuff together?"
"... YES."
"anything in mind?"
"... Not really, no..."
"how 'bout.... how 'bout we take some firewood from the bonfire? that's gonna be burned anyway"
"Hmmm... That's... thats a good idea!"
"do you wanna get the firewood, or the flamethrowers?"
"Flamethrowers!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I wouldn't want you kicked out because I look like a mess.."
"... I guess... but we should really try and find a way for you to get to do this!"
"But how? Ive never tried wearing normal clothes, but even if they stayed on, theyd get soaked.."
"I... I guess..."
"Th-then... Is it just impossible...?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I'll try not to. Did you just burn down the thing for no reason, or was there anything behind it?"
*Yes. Almost everything I say is foreshadowing. I choose my words VERY carefully*
"I wasn't trying to commit Arson! But like... if you give me a flamethrower..."
"Did you take it from Hephaestus cabin?"
"They gave it to me!"
"Why?"
"Don't ask me!"
"So they just gave you a flamethrower for no reason? Honestly, that sounds like something they'd do..."
"It really does!"
".... maybe I should get a flamethrower from them. You wanna see if we can burn some stuff together?"
"... YES."
"anything in mind?"
"... Not really, no..."
"how 'bout.... how 'bout we take some firewood from the bonfire? that's gonna be burned anyway"
"Hmmm... That's... thats a good idea!"
"do you wanna get the firewood, or the flamethrowers?"
"Flamethrowers!"
omar smiles again. "sure. ill get the firewood" omar backflips off the wall, you run over to check on them, and see them flipping and somersaulting down the wall. looks like they were telling the truth
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"I wouldn't want you kicked out because I look like a mess.."
"... I guess... but we should really try and find a way for you to get to do this!"
"But how? Ive never tried wearing normal clothes, but even if they stayed on, theyd get soaked.."
"I... I guess..."
"Th-then... Is it just impossible...?"
"No... no. We will find a way to do this!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I'll try not to. Did you just burn down the thing for no reason, or was there anything behind it?"
*Yes. Almost everything I say is foreshadowing. I choose my words VERY carefully*
"I wasn't trying to commit Arson! But like... if you give me a flamethrower..."
"Did you take it from Hephaestus cabin?"
"They gave it to me!"
"Why?"
"Don't ask me!"
"So they just gave you a flamethrower for no reason? Honestly, that sounds like something they'd do..."
"It really does!"
".... maybe I should get a flamethrower from them. You wanna see if we can burn some stuff together?"
"... YES."
"anything in mind?"
"... Not really, no..."
"how 'bout.... how 'bout we take some firewood from the bonfire? that's gonna be burned anyway"
"Hmmm... That's... thats a good idea!"
"do you wanna get the firewood, or the flamethrowers?"
"Flamethrowers!"
omar smiles again. "sure. ill get the firewood" omar backflips off the wall, you run over to check on them, and see them flipping and somersaulting down the wall. looks like they were telling the truth
"Huh..."
Onyx jumps down the Lava wall, and melts into it's shadow, popping out on the ground.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“All of those sound great to learn, and I’d rather spend more time with you than not.”
She smiles "Alright.. Which first?"
“That’s up to you, teacher.” He smiles back at them, tossing another stone.
"Then we'll begin by making leis! Kui style would be the easiest to learn... So first we need to gather pua!"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I'll try not to. Did you just burn down the thing for no reason, or was there anything behind it?"
*Yes. Almost everything I say is foreshadowing. I choose my words VERY carefully*
"I wasn't trying to commit Arson! But like... if you give me a flamethrower..."
"Did you take it from Hephaestus cabin?"
"They gave it to me!"
"Why?"
"Don't ask me!"
"So they just gave you a flamethrower for no reason? Honestly, that sounds like something they'd do..."
"It really does!"
".... maybe I should get a flamethrower from them. You wanna see if we can burn some stuff together?"
"... YES."
"anything in mind?"
"... Not really, no..."
"how 'bout.... how 'bout we take some firewood from the bonfire? that's gonna be burned anyway"
"Hmmm... That's... thats a good idea!"
"do you wanna get the firewood, or the flamethrowers?"
"Flamethrowers!"
omar smiles again. "sure. ill get the firewood" omar backflips off the wall, you run over to check on them, and see them flipping and somersaulting down the wall. looks like they were telling the truth
"Huh..."
Onyx jumps down the Lava wall, and melts into it's shadow, popping out on the ground.
"oooooooh. teleporting is neat"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“All of those sound great to learn, and I’d rather spend more time with you than not.”
She smiles "Alright.. Which first?"
“That’s up to you, teacher.” He smiles back at them, tossing another stone.
"Then we'll begin by making leis! Kui style would be the easiest to learn... So first we need to gather pua!"
He nods sagely along with their words, “Of course, though that would be a lot easier if I knew what that was, I’m a high school dropout, I don’t know a lot.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I wouldn't want you kicked out because I look like a mess.."
"... I guess... but we should really try and find a way for you to get to do this!"
"But how? Ive never tried wearing normal clothes, but even if they stayed on, theyd get soaked.."
"I... I guess..."
"Th-then... Is it just impossible...?"
"No... no. We will find a way to do this!"
"How? How do you make someone like me look normal? Look nice? I... The mortals I met were too kind to comment on my appearance, but Im sure whatever they saw was unusual.. How do you make water look fancy?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I wouldn't want you kicked out because I look like a mess.."
"... I guess... but we should really try and find a way for you to get to do this!"
"But how? Ive never tried wearing normal clothes, but even if they stayed on, theyd get soaked.."
"I... I guess..."
"Th-then... Is it just impossible...?"
"No... no. We will find a way to do this!"
"How? How do you make someone like me look normal? Look nice? I... The mortals I met were too kind to comment on my appearance, but Im sure whatever they saw was unusual.. How do you make water look fancy?"
"... add some bubbles?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
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"Hmmm... That's... thats a good idea!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"do you wanna get the firewood, or the flamethrowers?"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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"Flamethrowers!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“That’s up to you, teacher.” He smiles back at them, tossing another stone.
"Th-then... Is it just impossible...?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
omar smiles again. "sure. ill get the firewood" omar backflips off the wall, you run over to check on them, and see them flipping and somersaulting down the wall. looks like they were telling the truth
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"No... no. We will find a way to do this!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*I really want to, if you do, if you can pick.*
"Huh..."
Onyx jumps down the Lava wall, and melts into it's shadow, popping out on the ground.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*back*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Pretty please cut those chains, they are getting quite long.*
"Then we'll begin by making leis! Kui style would be the easiest to learn... So first we need to gather pua!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"oooooooh. teleporting is neat"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He nods sagely along with their words, “Of course, though that would be a lot easier if I knew what that was, I’m a high school dropout, I don’t know a lot.”
*CUT WITH A TIN CAP*
"Why thank you!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"How? How do you make someone like me look normal? Look nice? I... The mortals I met were too kind to comment on my appearance, but Im sure whatever they saw was unusual.. How do you make water look fancy?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"... add some bubbles?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.