"... Why? I doubt your family had sudden need of a little extra cash"
“I don’t know, really. My dad just didn’t think it was, uhm, boyish enough? Or something like that.”
"Huh.. Well frankly your dad sounds like a [GP]ing [GP]hole. Whos he to say what your hobbies can be?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
The mummy stiffens, green mist oozing from it's mouth. It speaks in a voice that sounds like three people speaking at once. "I am the Oracle of Delphi... The voice of Phoebus Apollo... the Pythia of Ancient Greece... And this is what you ask of me?! Call [GP]ing Child Protection services, not me!"
"What the- hey, I thought you could help!"
"I give out quests, not finding lost children! I don't get paid for that! I don't get paid at all! I gotta get a new job... Oh wait! Hades cursed me so I can't! Whoo hoo!"
"I, uh, didn't expect you to be this... alive... I mean..."
*Shrugs*
"You sure you can't help me at all?"
"Do you want a quest?"
"What? Would it help me figure out my parent?"
"Maybe. Probably not. But thats my job."
"It's your job to... send people on doomed quests?"
*Visible confusion*
"They aren't doomed."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"... Why? I doubt your family had sudden need of a little extra cash"
“I don’t know, really. My dad just didn’t think it was, uhm, boyish enough? Or something like that.”
"Huh.. Well frankly your dad sounds like a [GP]ing [GP]hole. Whos he to say what your hobbies can be?"
“Language…” he says under his breath. “It’s… no big deal, I’m over it now! It’s all good, and now I get flying horses!” He chuckles.
"... Do you really care that much about the specific words I use?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
She seems to think a few moments "I.... I could try it"
"It'll be fine! Whats the worst that could happen with a couple pencils?"
"Well... Failing my parent more, obviously"
"... Psshh, that won't happen!"
"I mean, it has for 3 years..."
"... Um. Well, that stops now!"
She nods, her eyes narrowing, though in a determined way rather than an angry one "I will impress her. Whoever she is."
"That's the spirit!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
The mummy stiffens, green mist oozing from it's mouth. It speaks in a voice that sounds like three people speaking at once. "I am the Oracle of Delphi... The voice of Phoebus Apollo... the Pythia of Ancient Greece... And this is what you ask of me?! Call [GP]ing Child Protection services, not me!"
"What the- hey, I thought you could help!"
"I give out quests, not finding lost children! I don't get paid for that! I don't get paid at all! I gotta get a new job... Oh wait! Hades cursed me so I can't! Whoo hoo!"
"I, uh, didn't expect you to be this... alive... I mean..."
*Shrugs*
"You sure you can't help me at all?"
"Do you want a quest?"
"What? Would it help me figure out my parent?"
"Maybe. Probably not. But thats my job."
"It's your job to... send people on doomed quests?"
*Visible confusion*
"They aren't doomed."
"Ok, then, how many people survived the last quest you dispensed?"
She seems to think a few moments "I.... I could try it"
"It'll be fine! Whats the worst that could happen with a couple pencils?"
"Well... Failing my parent more, obviously"
"... Psshh, that won't happen!"
"I mean, it has for 3 years..."
"... Um. Well, that stops now!"
She nods, her eyes narrowing, though in a determined way rather than an angry one "I will impress her. Whoever she is."
"That's the spirit!"
"Alright, whats the first step to not suck?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"... Why? I doubt your family had sudden need of a little extra cash"
“I don’t know, really. My dad just didn’t think it was, uhm, boyish enough? Or something like that.”
"Huh.. Well frankly your dad sounds like a [GP]ing [GP]hole. Whos he to say what your hobbies can be?"
“Language…” he says under his breath. “It’s… no big deal, I’m over it now! It’s all good, and now I get flying horses!” He chuckles.
"... Do you really care that much about the specific words I use?"
He looks down a bit, fidgeting with one of his bracelets.
”sorry, I’m just-uh-… I don’t like swearing that much-… my parents don’t like it and-…”
"And..?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"... Why? I doubt your family had sudden need of a little extra cash"
“I don’t know, really. My dad just didn’t think it was, uhm, boyish enough? Or something like that.”
"Huh.. Well frankly your dad sounds like a [GP]ing [GP]hole. Whos he to say what your hobbies can be?"
“Language…” he says under his breath. “It’s… no big deal, I’m over it now! It’s all good, and now I get flying horses!” He chuckles.
"... Do you really care that much about the specific words I use?"
He looks down a bit, fidgeting with one of his bracelets.
”sorry, I’m just-uh-… I don’t like swearing that much-… my parents don’t like it and-…”
"And..?"
“Not important, uh, sorry… what were we talking about?”
"How frikin horrible of a dad you had, and how its good youre away from him?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
She seems to think a few moments "I.... I could try it"
"It'll be fine! Whats the worst that could happen with a couple pencils?"
"Well... Failing my parent more, obviously"
"... Psshh, that won't happen!"
"I mean, it has for 3 years..."
"... Um. Well, that stops now!"
She nods, her eyes narrowing, though in a determined way rather than an angry one "I will impress her. Whoever she is."
"That's the spirit!"
"Alright, whats the first step to not suck?"
"Start with simple shapes. For instance, Peleus over there. HE looks complicated, all those curves and stuff, but first break it down, Draw a rough skeleton, of the hips, the tail, the neck, the head, the shoulders, the wings... Just draw circles and squars and connect them all up!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
The mummy stiffens, green mist oozing from it's mouth. It speaks in a voice that sounds like three people speaking at once. "I am the Oracle of Delphi... The voice of Phoebus Apollo... the Pythia of Ancient Greece... And this is what you ask of me?! Call [GP]ing Child Protection services, not me!"
"What the- hey, I thought you could help!"
"I give out quests, not finding lost children! I don't get paid for that! I don't get paid at all! I gotta get a new job... Oh wait! Hades cursed me so I can't! Whoo hoo!"
"I, uh, didn't expect you to be this... alive... I mean..."
*Shrugs*
"You sure you can't help me at all?"
"Do you want a quest?"
"What? Would it help me figure out my parent?"
"Maybe. Probably not. But thats my job."
"It's your job to... send people on doomed quests?"
*Visible confusion*
"They aren't doomed."
"Ok, then, how many people survived the last quest you dispensed?"
"... Three."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
She seems to think a few moments "I.... I could try it"
"It'll be fine! Whats the worst that could happen with a couple pencils?"
"Well... Failing my parent more, obviously"
"... Psshh, that won't happen!"
"I mean, it has for 3 years..."
"... Um. Well, that stops now!"
She nods, her eyes narrowing, though in a determined way rather than an angry one "I will impress her. Whoever she is."
"That's the spirit!"
"Alright, whats the first step to not suck?"
"Start with simple shapes. For instance, Peleus over there. HE looks complicated, all those curves and stuff, but first break it down, Draw a rough skeleton, of the hips, the tail, the neck, the head, the shoulders, the wings... Just draw circles and squars and connect them all up!"
"... How do you draw a circle shape right? Isnt it hard to stay consistent?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
She seems to think a few moments "I.... I could try it"
"It'll be fine! Whats the worst that could happen with a couple pencils?"
"Well... Failing my parent more, obviously"
"... Psshh, that won't happen!"
"I mean, it has for 3 years..."
"... Um. Well, that stops now!"
She nods, her eyes narrowing, though in a determined way rather than an angry one "I will impress her. Whoever she is."
"That's the spirit!"
"Alright, whats the first step to not suck?"
"Start with simple shapes. For instance, Peleus over there. HE looks complicated, all those curves and stuff, but first break it down, Draw a rough skeleton, of the hips, the tail, the neck, the head, the shoulders, the wings... Just draw circles and squars and connect them all up!"
"... How do you draw a circle shape right? Isnt it hard to stay consistent?"
"Well, this is only the rough outline, so it doesn't matter how messy it is! You'll go through many itterations of smoothing the lines, curving the circles, and all that!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
She seems to think a few moments "I.... I could try it"
"It'll be fine! Whats the worst that could happen with a couple pencils?"
"Well... Failing my parent more, obviously"
"... Psshh, that won't happen!"
"I mean, it has for 3 years..."
"... Um. Well, that stops now!"
She nods, her eyes narrowing, though in a determined way rather than an angry one "I will impress her. Whoever she is."
"That's the spirit!"
"Alright, whats the first step to not suck?"
"Start with simple shapes. For instance, Peleus over there. HE looks complicated, all those curves and stuff, but first break it down, Draw a rough skeleton, of the hips, the tail, the neck, the head, the shoulders, the wings... Just draw circles and squars and connect them all up!"
"... How do you draw a circle shape right? Isnt it hard to stay consistent?"
"Well, this is only the rough outline, so it doesn't matter how messy it is! You'll go through many itterations of smoothing the lines, curving the circles, and all that!"
She nods "Alright, got it... Got another pencil and paper?"
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*indeed they do!*
"Huh.. Well frankly your dad sounds like a [GP]ing [GP]hole. Whos he to say what your hobbies can be?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Language…” he says under his breath. “It’s… no big deal, I’m over it now! It’s all good, and now I get flying horses!” He chuckles.
"They aren't doomed."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"... Do you really care that much about the specific words I use?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"That's the spirit!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Ok, then, how many people survived the last quest you dispensed?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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"Alright, whats the first step to not suck?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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He looks down a bit, fidgeting with one of his bracelets.
”sorry, I’m just-uh-… I don’t like swearing that much-… my parents don’t like it and-…”
"And..?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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“Not important, uh, sorry… what were we talking about?”
"How frikin horrible of a dad you had, and how its good youre away from him?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
"Start with simple shapes. For instance, Peleus over there. HE looks complicated, all those curves and stuff, but first break it down, Draw a rough skeleton, of the hips, the tail, the neck, the head, the shoulders, the wings... Just draw circles and squars and connect them all up!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"... Three."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Anybody want to rp? Yall are probably busy but I still want to ask.*
"... How do you draw a circle shape right? Isnt it hard to stay consistent?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Well, this is only the rough outline, so it doesn't matter how messy it is! You'll go through many itterations of smoothing the lines, curving the circles, and all that!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Right… uh, how about we move away from that?”
*in a few minutes I’m going to pick up food with my father, so I might be gone for 10-20 minutes.*
She nods "Alright, got it... Got another pencil and paper?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)