"But... But it called Brownie? Brownie is small human! Arpo eat brownie, Arpo eat small human!"
“I-… no? A brownie is a pastry…”
(imagine Arpo just thinks Elijah is a cannibal)
Pink Trauma Boy turn small helpful humans into pastries?! Pink Trauma Boy is Pink Trauma Cannibal! ARpo must warn other Heroes!"
“What-… no? What is happening?”
Arpo flies up into the air. "ALERT! PINK TRAUMA BOY IS PINK TRAUMA BOY NO MORE! PINK TRAUMA BOY IS PINK TRAUMA CANNIBAL! PINK TRAUMA CANNIBAL!"
“No-nonono STOP THAT RIGHT NOW-“
"HELP! PINK TRAUMA CANIBAL TRIES TO SILENCE ARPO! ARPO WILL BE CONSUMED BY PINK TRAUMA CANNIBAL! ALL HEROES MUST FLY FOR THEIR LIVES-" *Insert bird being strangelded noises here*
Elijah throws a pinecone at Arpo.
to hit: 11
damage: none, it’s a pinecone.
That hits, and Arpo crashes to the ground.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!"
Regina walks over, offering a hand to help her up "hey, hey, hey, Arpo!! Its okay!"
"Bringer of Food! Protect Arpo from Pink Trauma Cannibal!" Arpo, who is a fourth of Regina's size, huddles behind her.
"Arpo, listen!" She says, in the most calming voice she can "If hes a cannibal, he only eats already dead people. I mean, he couldn't hurt a fly!" She says the begginning of 'couldnt' quietly, making it sound like it could be 'wouldnt' from a little distance away
"... Arpo Bringer of food is correct! Pink Truma Cannibal indeed couold not hurt even a fly!" Arpo on the otherhand, belts it out without caution.
“Hey…” Elijah grumbles. “I’m not that pathetic.”
Regina elbows him gently, before whispering "Do you like being called a dangerous cannibal..?"
“What, no! I-nevermind…”
"Youre welcome!"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
“Uhhh, no, I don’t think so. Do you have any questions for me?”
Angelo goes back to doing pushups, basic this time. “Yea. You got a crush on me or something? Or do you just do that when people touch you?”
Elijah seems… really confused.
”wha? I’m sorry, whatdoyoumean?”
He pauses mid pushup, sitting back up. “I mean, I wanted to ask cause you would know, of all people. All this little… performative christian act is hiding something. My father was like that, so, yaknow, maybe you are too. Nothing like a devout Catholic crushed by the guilt of the imaginary sin of swinging the other way.” Angelo resumes his pushups. “I don’t care either way. I just wanted to know, because I’m both curious and I like to pry.”
“Er- I-uhh…” Elijah seems to sort of, ‘short circuit,’ for a few moments.
"You definitely could, Arpo! Youre very strong and fast"
"Yeah!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Ha! Bring it on! You wont be able to hold onto the flag for more than 5 seconds"
”Like you would either! You wouldn’t even see me coming. I’m completely silent.” He says, smiling.
"Oh so silent! But getting past my ears doesn't stop my eyes. But we'll save it for the field"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Yeah, especially for us, having a god parent and all. At least I have an explanation for the strange [gp] I can do."
"... What kind of powers do you got?"
"Well, first off I can do this." he holds his stick up. He concentrate for a moment as the mist starts to swirl around it and a wicked looking spiky and serrated blade grows out from the gnarled knot on top. The blade seems to resonate a sensation of dread from it as Andrew swings it around a few time.
"Hm. Interesting weapon alteration.. Is it you, or the item?"
"I think its me. I once did something similar to a metal baseball bat for a short while, but I prefer using good old reliable here." He says patting the stick. "I can also do this with it." He says before throwing it into a tree, embedding it in the trunk. Then he holds up his hand and the bladed stick suddenly vanishes in black smoke, before reappearing in his hand. "It's pretty nifty."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
*im just imagining these two bro-hugging while stabbing eachother*
three of the attacks find home, shaking hands stopping the third one, and Omar falls unconscious in your arms
Angelo lets him drop, smirking. He flips Omar onto his back and shoves a piece of some crumbled ambrosia in his mouth. “Wake up sunshine.”
Omar wakes with a start "BWA!"
Angelo is leaning over him, his wounds hastily bandaged up with some kind of emergency medkit bandage. He’s grinning. “You’re not bad. I did have to rob you for all you’re worth though.”
"thank you. I think"
“You’re thanking me for taking all your money? Maybe I should rob kids more often.”
"no, im thanking you for the compliment. do you know how many people in the Hermes cabin I had to rob to get that?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Yeah, especially for us, having a god parent and all. At least I have an explanation for the strange [gp] I can do."
"... What kind of powers do you got?"
"Well, first off I can do this." he holds his stick up. He concentrate for a moment as the mist starts to swirl around it and a wicked looking spiky and serrated blade grows out from the gnarled knot on top. The blade seems to resonate a sensation of dread from it as Andrew swings it around a few time.
"Hm. Interesting weapon alteration.. Is it you, or the item?"
"I think its me. I once did something similar to a metal baseball bat for a short while, but I prefer using good old reliable here." He says patting the stick. "I can also do this with it." He says before throwing it into a tree, embedding it in the trunk. Then he holds up his hand and the bladed stick suddenly vanishes in black smoke, before reappearing in his hand. "It's pretty nifty."
She nods "Seems useful. Pretty similar to a girl I saw earlier who can summon armor"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
“Er- I-uhh…” Elijah seems to sort of, ‘short circuit,’ for a few moments.
”I-… O-Of course not-no, that’s… no.”
“You sure? Speak your truth, or forever hold your silence - whatever people say.” Angelo stops his drills to sit up, looking at Elijah curiously.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Ha! Bring it on! You wont be able to hold onto the flag for more than 5 seconds"
”Like you would either! You wouldn’t even see me coming. I’m completely silent.” He says, smiling.
"Oh so silent! But getting past my ears doesn't stop my eyes. But we'll save it for the field"
“Don’t worry. You know me. I’m famous for my excellent teamwork and communication skills.” Angelo grins. “Worst case scenario, I take out all your backup first and let my team handle you.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Im curious, what are yalls characters romantic alignments? Regina is biromantic ace*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Yeah, especially for us, having a god parent and all. At least I have an explanation for the strange [gp] I can do."
"... What kind of powers do you got?"
"Well, first off I can do this." he holds his stick up. He concentrate for a moment as the mist starts to swirl around it and a wicked looking spiky and serrated blade grows out from the gnarled knot on top. The blade seems to resonate a sensation of dread from it as Andrew swings it around a few time.
"Hm. Interesting weapon alteration.. Is it you, or the item?"
"I think its me. I once did something similar to a metal baseball bat for a short while, but I prefer using good old reliable here." He says patting the stick. "I can also do this with it." He says before throwing it into a tree, embedding it in the trunk. Then he holds up his hand and the bladed stick suddenly vanishes in black smoke, before reappearing in his hand. "It's pretty nifty."
She nods "Seems useful. Pretty similar to a girl I saw earlier who can summon armor"
"I can do that too actually, it's a neat trick. Wonder which god she got that from..."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"no, im thanking you for the compliment. do you know how many people in the Hermes cabin I had to rob to get that?"
“I assume a lot? That’s actually a pretty good idea. I bet they’ve got quite the hoard.” Angelo continues bandaging himself, wincing. “Honestly not even sure why stealing is legal here, but it’s a fun rule.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Ha! Bring it on! You wont be able to hold onto the flag for more than 5 seconds"
”Like you would either! You wouldn’t even see me coming. I’m completely silent.” He says, smiling.
"Oh so silent! But getting past my ears doesn't stop my eyes. But we'll save it for the field"
“Don’t worry. You know me. I’m famous for my excellent teamwork and communication skills.” Angelo grins. “Worst case scenario, I take out all your backup first and let my team handle you.”
"Psh, I won with minimal backup last time! If you want to beat me, youll need to stop me yourself"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Yeah, especially for us, having a god parent and all. At least I have an explanation for the strange [gp] I can do."
"... What kind of powers do you got?"
"Well, first off I can do this." he holds his stick up. He concentrate for a moment as the mist starts to swirl around it and a wicked looking spiky and serrated blade grows out from the gnarled knot on top. The blade seems to resonate a sensation of dread from it as Andrew swings it around a few time.
"Hm. Interesting weapon alteration.. Is it you, or the item?"
"I think its me. I once did something similar to a metal baseball bat for a short while, but I prefer using good old reliable here." He says patting the stick. "I can also do this with it." He says before throwing it into a tree, embedding it in the trunk. Then he holds up his hand and the bladed stick suddenly vanishes in black smoke, before reappearing in his hand. "It's pretty nifty."
She nods "Seems useful. Pretty similar to a girl I saw earlier who can summon armor"
"I can do that too actually, it's a neat trick. Wonder which god she got that from..."
She shrugs "We might find out eventually... Or she'll stay unclaimed. No way to tell"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*Im curious, what are yalls characters romantic alignments? Regina is biromantic ace*
*Leslie is Bisexual*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Youre welcome!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Er- I-uhh…” Elijah seems to sort of, ‘short circuit,’ for a few moments.
”I-… O-Of course not-no, that’s… no.”
"Yeah!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Oh so silent! But getting past my ears doesn't stop my eyes. But we'll save it for the field"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"I think its me. I once did something similar to a metal baseball bat for a short while, but I prefer using good old reliable here." He says patting the stick. "I can also do this with it." He says before throwing it into a tree, embedding it in the trunk. Then he holds up his hand and the bladed stick suddenly vanishes in black smoke, before reappearing in his hand. "It's pretty nifty."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"no, im thanking you for the compliment. do you know how many people in the Hermes cabin I had to rob to get that?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
She nods "Seems useful. Pretty similar to a girl I saw earlier who can summon armor"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“You sure? Speak your truth, or forever hold your silence - whatever people say.” Angelo stops his drills to sit up, looking at Elijah curiously.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Don’t worry. You know me. I’m famous for my excellent teamwork and communication skills.” Angelo grins. “Worst case scenario, I take out all your backup first and let my team handle you.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elijah is obviously so, so uncomfortable.
”No- I… no, I’m not. Why-heheh-why would you think that?”
*Im curious, what are yalls characters romantic alignments? Regina is biromantic ace*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"I can do that too actually, it's a neat trick. Wonder which god she got that from..."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“I assume a lot? That’s actually a pretty good idea. I bet they’ve got quite the hoard.” Angelo continues bandaging himself, wincing. “Honestly not even sure why stealing is legal here, but it’s a fun rule.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Psh, I won with minimal backup last time! If you want to beat me, youll need to stop me yourself"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"mine is for emergencies only"
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
(luna is pan)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
She shrugs "We might find out eventually... Or she'll stay unclaimed. No way to tell"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Leslie is Bisexual*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*As I only play gay men and pan people, Iris is pan :3*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Really? Shouldn’t everyone have one then? Just in case? Or does the camp just trust you more?”