*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
She emerges into the daylight, stepping on a stick and snapping it in half.
He stops playing, accidentally cutting one of the strings and opening his eyes, “Oh ah… hi…”
“Looks like you broke a string. Need some help stealing more from Apollo?”
He shakes his head, putting the harp down, “How long were you listening, Clara?” He seems concerned they’re judging him.
“I heard you from Hermes. Liam, do you think I’d offer to help you get more strings if I didn’t like your music?”
“I don’t know… maybe? Do you like my music?” He asks, rubbing the back of his neck with one of his calloused hands, as his claws turn back to normal.
She rolls her eyes at him. “Yes Liam, I like it very much.” She says sincerely. “Now since when can you turn into a bear?”
He sighs, looking back down at his hands after he takes them off his neck, “Hunter of Artemis, I’ve got a few nature based powers. Thank you, maybe I’ll write you a piece, if that’s okay.”
“I’d love that. Now, why are you hiding in the forest?”
“Because I thought no one wanted to hear me play, so I’m out here.”
“You worry too much, hunter boy.”
He bristles, blushing pretty heavily, “Maybe, but it hasn’t done me any bad so far.”
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*float by in my hot-air balloon. EAT HARPOON! shoots a harpoon at the boat*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“That’s weird, I don’t know if there are any major gods with an ability like that, but I could use a nap, maybe later though, I’m fine for now.”
"I'm pretty sure my mom was a minor god. hmmmmmm. I think there's a book of minor gods at the library. are you sure? sleep is important"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I saw a meme about the states I'm banned in map in Gravity Falls, and they said it was the same as the anti trans map. So I checked, and it is! :3*
*heyyyyyyyyy nice I’m banned there too*
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“That’s weird, I don’t know if there are any major gods with an ability like that, but I could use a nap, maybe later though, I’m fine for now.”
"I'm pretty sure my mom was a minor god. hmmmmmm. I think there's a book of minor gods at the library. are you sure? sleep is important"
“I can get some sleep tomorrow, let’s go look for that book.” He begins walking, or more stumbling really, his maw becoming more bear like as he yawns again, teeth becoming fangs.
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*not if I reach the treasure first you bumbuling buffoons!. floats by in my hot air balloon and laugh*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*float by in my hot-air balloon. EAT HARPOON! shoots a harpoon at the boat*
*Captain! Wrong target! You're supposed to be shooting for the sky, not the boat!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Ace (My new guy) is mapping out the forest and writing notes on every creature they see
“Hi!” Evan says. “I haven’t seen you around before.”
"Yeah... I'm new here" They look up from the map and notes
“Me too, but I’ve been hanging around a lot.”
"What's your name?" Ace looks to them, smiling
“Evan. You?”
"Ace" Ace looks back down to the map, continuing to sketch details
“Watcha doin?”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*Just Dragon Farm in Faron. Its faster*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
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*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
*HELP*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Cut for Cap.*
“That’s weird, I don’t know if there are any major gods with an ability like that, but I could use a nap, maybe later though, I’m fine for now.”
*cut* “YES.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
He bristles, blushing pretty heavily, “Maybe, but it hasn’t done me any bad so far.”
*float by in my hot-air balloon. EAT HARPOON! shoots a harpoon at the boat*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I saw a meme about the states I'm banned in map in Gravity Falls, and they said it was the same as the anti trans map. So I checked, and it is! :3*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Ace" Ace looks back down to the map, continuing to sketch details
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I'm pretty sure my mom was a minor god. hmmmmmm. I think there's a book of minor gods at the library. are you sure? sleep is important"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*heyyyyyyyyy nice I’m banned there too*
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“I can get some sleep tomorrow, let’s go look for that book.” He begins walking, or more stumbling really, his maw becoming more bear like as he yawns again, teeth becoming fangs.
*Grabs captain and brings him aboard the rowboat*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
*not if I reach the treasure first you bumbuling buffoons!. floats by in my hot air balloon and laugh*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Captain! Wrong target! You're supposed to be shooting for the sky, not the boat!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Watcha doin?”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
*Just Dragon Farm in Faron. Its faster*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P