The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
“I believe monsters can’t come through the borders?”
"That wasn't always the case. Back in my days, the border wasn't as strong. I came into camp then. It was fun. Chaotic."
“Back in your day?”
"Oh yes." The man walks behind you, and stretches his arm out, pointing to the edge of the forest, his other hand resting on your shoulder. "The camp border was much smaller... only to the edge of the forest."
Evan flinches uncomfortably. “What kind of monsters resided here?”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Ace (My new guy) is mapping out the forest and writing notes on every creature they see
“Hi!” Evan says. “I haven’t seen you around before.”
"Yeah... I'm new here" They look up from the map and notes
“Me too, but I’ve been hanging around a lot.”
"What's your name?" Ace looks to them, smiling
“Evan. You?”
"Ace" Ace looks back down to the map, continuing to sketch details
“Watcha doin?”
"Working on mapping this place down"
“I don’t think that’s possible. I’ve been exploring it for the last few days and all I can get mapped out is Zeus’s Fist. It’s really easy to get lost in here.”
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
*Cordon is currently thieving from evan, um, insert nine other things here.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*omar's looking for a book of minor gods in the library*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
“I believe monsters can’t come through the borders?”
"That wasn't always the case. Back in my days, the border wasn't as strong. I came into camp then. It was fun. Chaotic."
“Back in your day?”
"Oh yes." The man walks behind you, and stretches his arm out, pointing to the edge of the forest, his other hand resting on your shoulder. "The camp border was much smaller... only to the edge of the forest."
Evan flinches uncomfortably. “What kind of monsters resided here?”
"Oh, all sorts of monsters. Some of them looked like horrifying creatures... others looked like friends..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Ace (My new guy) is mapping out the forest and writing notes on every creature they see
“Hi!” Evan says. “I haven’t seen you around before.”
"Yeah... I'm new here" They look up from the map and notes
“Me too, but I’ve been hanging around a lot.”
"What's your name?" Ace looks to them, smiling
“Evan. You?”
"Ace" Ace looks back down to the map, continuing to sketch details
“Watcha doin?”
"Working on mapping this place down"
“I don’t think that’s possible. I’ve been exploring it for the last few days and all I can get mapped out is Zeus’s Fist. It’s really easy to get lost in here.”
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
*dex save. 28*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Ace (My new guy) is mapping out the forest and writing notes on every creature they see
“Hi!” Evan says. “I haven’t seen you around before.”
"Yeah... I'm new here" They look up from the map and notes
“Me too, but I’ve been hanging around a lot.”
"What's your name?" Ace looks to them, smiling
“Evan. You?”
"Ace" Ace looks back down to the map, continuing to sketch details
“Watcha doin?”
"Working on mapping this place down"
“I don’t think that’s possible. I’ve been exploring it for the last few days and all I can get mapped out is Zeus’s Fist. It’s really easy to get lost in here.”
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
*WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE BUNKER! THAT'S A HoO PLACE!!!!!!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
*dex save. 27*
*I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice HULK SMASH "jumps ontop of your glider and destroys it before going back to the rowboat"*
*Evan is somehow in two different places at once, talking to Ace, and getting robbed by George.*
*His name is Cordon!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Ace (My new guy) is mapping out the forest and writing notes on every creature they see
“Hi!” Evan says. “I haven’t seen you around before.”
"Yeah... I'm new here" They look up from the map and notes
“Me too, but I’ve been hanging around a lot.”
"What's your name?" Ace looks to them, smiling
“Evan. You?”
"Ace" Ace looks back down to the map, continuing to sketch details
“Watcha doin?”
"Working on mapping this place down"
“I don’t think that’s possible. I’ve been exploring it for the last few days and all I can get mapped out is Zeus’s Fist. It’s really easy to get lost in here.”
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
*WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE BUNKER! THAT'S A HoO PLACE!!!!!!*
*I don’t care, sucker >:), I needed some things to say.*
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Evan flinches uncomfortably. “What kind of monsters resided here?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Okay, whats everyones characters up to?*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
Extended signature
*Cordon is currently thieving from evan, um, insert nine other things here.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Im going to have so much reading to do when I get home….*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*Ace is talking to Evan, and Iris is wandering around annoyed*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*omar's looking for a book of minor gods in the library*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*hi coronet how are you*
Extended signature
"Oh, all sorts of monsters. Some of them looked like horrifying creatures... others looked like friends..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*dex save. 28*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE BUNKER! THAT'S A HoO PLACE!!!!!!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Evan is somehow in two different places at once, talking to Ace, and getting robbed by George.*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*I’m ok, at work at the moment*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice HULK SMASH "jumps ontop of your glider and destroys it before going back to the rowboat"*
Extended signature
*His name is Cordon!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*I don’t care, sucker >:), I needed some things to say.*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Luna is getting breakfast
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
*well forgive me for calling him the name he introduced himself by*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!