*Evan is somehow in two different places at once, talking to Ace, and getting robbed by George.*
*His name is Cordon!*
*well forgive me for calling him the name he introduced himself by*
*hmph*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
“I believe monsters can’t come through the borders?”
"That wasn't always the case. Back in my days, the border wasn't as strong. I came into camp then. It was fun. Chaotic."
“Back in your day?”
"Oh yes." The man walks behind you, and stretches his arm out, pointing to the edge of the forest, his other hand resting on your shoulder. "The camp border was much smaller... only to the edge of the forest."
Evan flinches uncomfortably. “What kind of monsters resided here?”
"Oh, all sorts of monsters. Some of them looked like horrifying creatures... others looked like friends..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
The old man raises an eyebrow, and gets off of the tree root that he was sitting on and starts to walk around the clearing in circles.
*cut* “YES.”
"Huh. Demigods used to be a lot more cautious."
AS the man walks around in circles, you begin to notice the forset shifting. What was once a tree stump, is now a boulder. A tree turns into a mushroom. But... that's normal. Forget about all that. That's not important...
“I believe monsters can’t come through the borders?”
"That wasn't always the case. Back in my days, the border wasn't as strong. I came into camp then. It was fun. Chaotic."
“Back in your day?”
"Oh yes." The man walks behind you, and stretches his arm out, pointing to the edge of the forest, his other hand resting on your shoulder. "The camp border was much smaller... only to the edge of the forest."
Evan flinches uncomfortably. “What kind of monsters resided here?”
"Oh, all sorts of monsters. Some of them looked like horrifying creatures... others looked like friends..."
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
"Ah" He redraws those locations
*I have now perfected the map, got two people to help my dude make it*
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
"Ah" He redraws those locations
*I have now perfected the map, got two people to help my dude make it*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
*dex save. 27*
*I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice HULK SMASH "jumps ontop of your glider and destroys it before going back to the rowboat"*
*EMER-EMERGENCY LASER PARACHUTE!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
*dex save. 27*
*I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice HULK SMASH "jumps ontop of your glider and destroys it before going back to the rowboat"*
*EMER-EMERGENCY LASER PARACHUTE!*
*beep beep beep missile moving onto your location in 3 2 1 booooom*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
"Ah" He redraws those locations
*I have now perfected the map, got two people to help my dude make it*
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*WE shall start in europe go through asia then through oceananitia or whatever then through Africa and go to south America up to north America and end back in Europe gonzalo my faithful servant*
*help i'm stuck DRIZZT HASN'T LET ME LEAVE I'M TRAPPED HELP! (for legal reasons this is a joke. I'm being held at 926 Springfield-)*
*You fool start rowing we haven't a moment to delay*
*HELP*
*If we succeed in this endeavor you will be paid ten thousand rupies*
*I CAN JUST GET TAHT MONEY BY RAIDING BOKOBLIN CAMPS IT'S EASY ENOUGH*
*fine you will get ten thousand gold coins for D&D*
*I shoot more harpoons at you from my hot air balloon. none of you get anything, because I'm reaching the treasure first!*
*Grabs a sniper rifle and shoots down the hot air balloon*
*deploys emergency rocket hang-glider. see you at the treasure fools!*
*Summons Arthur grayoak and have him use call lightning on you*
*dex save. 27*
*I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice HULK SMASH "jumps ontop of your glider and destroys it before going back to the rowboat"*
*EMER-EMERGENCY LASER PARACHUTE!*
*beep beep beep missile moving onto your location in 3 2 1 booooom*
*Wilhelm scream* *gets into emer-emer-emergency robot submarine, and streaks ahead*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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*hmph*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*dodododod Starts weirdmageddon*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Ummm alright.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*dodo dodo dodo stocking up for the apocalypse we are all going to die*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
"Ah" He redraws those locations
*I have now perfected the map, got two people to help my dude make it*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Who’s your godly parent?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*CUT WITH BANANER*
"Well, Young'in, I have to go do old man things."
The old man turns to leave.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*EMER-EMERGENCY LASER PARACHUTE!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Watchu laughing at I'm grunkle stan*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Uh, okay… bye?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*please. im the only grunkle Stan here*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*beep beep beep missile moving onto your location in 3 2 1 booooom*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*who thinks it is possible to turn Gonzalo into meatloaf?*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
"I don't know. Probably the ice one though"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Wilhelm scream* *gets into emer-emer-emergency robot submarine, and streaks ahead*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!