*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"What? Am I wrong? To get away with something, usually you have to lie. But the best thiefs can do that without lying. Cuz if you know you're lying, then other people will know that too. The best liars are those that can lie to themselves."
“It doesn’t make sense to lie in that situation.”
"Mhm. Why not?"
“By lying to me about having stolen something, you’ve proved you’re too incompetent to actually steal something.”
"Oh. But are you sure I didn't steal anything at all? I have my ways." HE continues practicing with the dummy, keeping one side of his body away from your vision, and just acting suspicous.
“I hope you’re not bluffing again.” He checks his person for anything missing.
"See? That just demonstrates how much you think I can steal from you while staying five feet away the entire time. You're proving my point. I can make you suspicous of me by doing nothing."
“And still, you don’t actually do anything. You might be a good liar and a good mist manipulator. But you’re not a good thief.”
"And those two things are the best qualities of a thief. And besides. Dad isn't only the god of theives. He's also the god of herding, predicting the future by a roll of the dice, roads, sometimes dogs, he's also the patron god of travelers, merchants, and thieves, but also language, wealth, sometimes luck, and also sleep. Oh, and has these two really nice talking snakes on his Caudacues. So, really, even if you were a better thief, which you aren't, that doesn't make you Dad's favourite. Besides." Cordon laughs without much humor. "None of us here in camp are Dad's favourite. His favourite was Luke..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
He makes some rude gestures at the sky. “Yep. Then why would I be allowed to go on quests? And when could I ever leave?”
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
*He's also the God-King! You can't forget that one! And now I have Thunder Bringer and God Games stuck in my head...*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"What? Am I wrong? To get away with something, usually you have to lie. But the best thiefs can do that without lying. Cuz if you know you're lying, then other people will know that too. The best liars are those that can lie to themselves."
“It doesn’t make sense to lie in that situation.”
"Mhm. Why not?"
“By lying to me about having stolen something, you’ve proved you’re too incompetent to actually steal something.”
"Oh. But are you sure I didn't steal anything at all? I have my ways." HE continues practicing with the dummy, keeping one side of his body away from your vision, and just acting suspicous.
“I hope you’re not bluffing again.” He checks his person for anything missing.
"See? That just demonstrates how much you think I can steal from you while staying five feet away the entire time. You're proving my point. I can make you suspicous of me by doing nothing."
“And still, you don’t actually do anything. You might be a good liar and a good mist manipulator. But you’re not a good thief.”
"And those two things are the best qualities of a thief. And besides. Dad isn't only the god of theives. He's also the god of herding, predicting the future by a roll of the dice, roads, sometimes dogs, he's also the patron god of travelers, merchants, and thieves, but also language, wealth, sometimes luck, and also sleep. Oh, and has these two really nice talking snakes on his Caudacues. So, really, even if you were a better thief, which you aren't, that doesn't make you Dad's favourite. Besides." Cordon laughs without much humor. "None of us here in camp are Dad's favourite. His favourite was Luke..."
“I didn’t know Luke. I never said I was his favorite. I like dogs, I’ve been a traveler for most of my life, and I speak quite a few languages.”
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
He makes some rude gestures at the sky. “Yep. Then why would I be allowed to go on quests? And when could I ever leave?”
"well, I don't know how the whole fate thing works, but some quests are just preordained to have a zeus kid on them, and they would fail otherwise. I guess you could leave if you got chosen for a quest, or maybe if you joined the hunters of artimes"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
*He's also the God-King! You can't forget that one! And now I have Thunder Bringer and God Games stuck in my head...*
*I’M LISTENING TO EPIC RIGHT NOW IN THE BACKGROUND!!!*
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
He makes some rude gestures at the sky. “Yep. Then why would I be allowed to go on quests? And when could I ever leave?”
"well, I don't know how the whole fate thing works, but some quests are just preordained to have a zeus kid on them, and they would fail otherwise. I guess you could leave if you got chosen for a quest, or maybe if you joined the hunters of artimes"
"What? Am I wrong? To get away with something, usually you have to lie. But the best thiefs can do that without lying. Cuz if you know you're lying, then other people will know that too. The best liars are those that can lie to themselves."
“It doesn’t make sense to lie in that situation.”
"Mhm. Why not?"
“By lying to me about having stolen something, you’ve proved you’re too incompetent to actually steal something.”
"Oh. But are you sure I didn't steal anything at all? I have my ways." HE continues practicing with the dummy, keeping one side of his body away from your vision, and just acting suspicous.
“I hope you’re not bluffing again.” He checks his person for anything missing.
"See? That just demonstrates how much you think I can steal from you while staying five feet away the entire time. You're proving my point. I can make you suspicous of me by doing nothing."
“And still, you don’t actually do anything. You might be a good liar and a good mist manipulator. But you’re not a good thief.”
"And those two things are the best qualities of a thief. And besides. Dad isn't only the god of theives. He's also the god of herding, predicting the future by a roll of the dice, roads, sometimes dogs, he's also the patron god of travelers, merchants, and thieves, but also language, wealth, sometimes luck, and also sleep. Oh, and has these two really nice talking snakes on his Caudacues. So, really, even if you were a better thief, which you aren't, that doesn't make you Dad's favourite. Besides." Cordon laughs without much humor. "None of us here in camp are Dad's favourite. His favourite was Luke..."
“I didn’t know Luke. I never said I was his favorite. I like dogs, I’ve been a traveler for most of my life, and I speak quite a few languages.”
"Mmm. Well, you did say that I had some competition for being dad's favourite. And... it's a good thing you didn't know Luke. Cause that would've meant you were here last year... and you would've had a lot ore trauma."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
*He's also the God-King! You can't forget that one! And now I have Thunder Bringer and God Games stuck in my head...*
*I’M LISTENING TO EPIC RIGHT NOW IN THE BACKGROUND!!!*
*What's your favourite saga?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Well first, request a duel or at least make your presence known"
“Soooooo I would say, hi, wanna fight, and then I could be sneaky?”
"Eh... sneaky isn't the best word" She grabs two logs and stacks them on eachother "You challenge them, and hit subtle for some quick little hits, not meant to damage, mainly in the stomach area and such to kinda stun them for a bit. Than, you can do a stronger blow. Always keep your face guarded, and those are kinda the basics" She hits it lightly in the 'chest' with her fist, before punching off the 'head' before grabbing them again "But with weapons it's a bit more fun. You can parry and than go for a sharp swing" She cuts the 'head' in two
“Yeah, yeah. I know.”
"Okay... good" She stretches "And ambushing is a coward's strategy... you might hide, but at least let them know they are in a fight"
“It’s a strategy, though.”
"Look, by that logic I shoulda just smuggled a gun here or something... cuz than I would have a gun and it would be sooo superior... don't always take the easy route..."
“Guns don’t work unless you have Celestial Bronze bullets.”
"Hmm... why did my dad have those? What are those? What????"
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
He makes some rude gestures at the sky. “Yep. Then why would I be allowed to go on quests? And when could I ever leave?”
"well, I don't know how the whole fate thing works, but some quests are just preordained to have a zeus kid on them, and they would fail otherwise. I guess you could leave if you got chosen for a quest, or maybe if you joined the hunters of artimes"
“I thought only girls could be hunters.”
"I met a guy hunter recently. maybe artimes has loosened their restrictions, or some special circumstances"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Well enough. Trying my best tod stand out as usual.."
“I’m guessing nothing has happened though”
"... Not quite yet, no..."
She sighs “I wish I knew how to help you”
"... Well... What do you know about the construction and detailing of swords?"
“Close to nothing. It isn’t really in my area of interest”
"Well... Then if you hear the slightest rumor of a quest, let me know immediately"
“Will do. You itching to get out and explore as well?”
"Explore... Find glory... Have some excitement. A lot entices me, really"
“You and me both” she laughs
"What would your ideal quest be like? Like... Goal type and group"
"I dont know what my goal would be. can think of some people who I would bring along though"
"Such as..?"
"my first picks would be Caleb and Alex. who would you bring along if you had the choice?
"Angelo would be good. Leslie would be, too, though not at the same time as him. Me and Angelo agreed Tessa would be good. I agree Caleb would make a good pick"
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"What? Am I wrong? To get away with something, usually you have to lie. But the best thiefs can do that without lying. Cuz if you know you're lying, then other people will know that too. The best liars are those that can lie to themselves."
“It doesn’t make sense to lie in that situation.”
"Mhm. Why not?"
“By lying to me about having stolen something, you’ve proved you’re too incompetent to actually steal something.”
"Oh. But are you sure I didn't steal anything at all? I have my ways." HE continues practicing with the dummy, keeping one side of his body away from your vision, and just acting suspicous.
“I hope you’re not bluffing again.” He checks his person for anything missing.
"See? That just demonstrates how much you think I can steal from you while staying five feet away the entire time. You're proving my point. I can make you suspicous of me by doing nothing."
“And still, you don’t actually do anything. You might be a good liar and a good mist manipulator. But you’re not a good thief.”
"And those two things are the best qualities of a thief. And besides. Dad isn't only the god of theives. He's also the god of herding, predicting the future by a roll of the dice, roads, sometimes dogs, he's also the patron god of travelers, merchants, and thieves, but also language, wealth, sometimes luck, and also sleep. Oh, and has these two really nice talking snakes on his Caudacues. So, really, even if you were a better thief, which you aren't, that doesn't make you Dad's favourite. Besides." Cordon laughs without much humor. "None of us here in camp are Dad's favourite. His favourite was Luke..."
“I didn’t know Luke. I never said I was his favorite. I like dogs, I’ve been a traveler for most of my life, and I speak quite a few languages.”
"Mmm. Well, you did say that I had some competition for being dad's favourite. And... it's a good thing you didn't know Luke. Cause that would've meant you were here last year... and you would've had a lot ore trauma."
“I know about the Battle of Manhattan. And I’ve seen plenty of pain. I’ve tried to keep other demigods safe. They died.”
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
*He's also the God-King! You can't forget that one! And now I have Thunder Bringer and God Games stuck in my head...*
*I’M LISTENING TO EPIC RIGHT NOW IN THE BACKGROUND!!!*
"What? Am I wrong? To get away with something, usually you have to lie. But the best thiefs can do that without lying. Cuz if you know you're lying, then other people will know that too. The best liars are those that can lie to themselves."
“It doesn’t make sense to lie in that situation.”
"Mhm. Why not?"
“By lying to me about having stolen something, you’ve proved you’re too incompetent to actually steal something.”
"Oh. But are you sure I didn't steal anything at all? I have my ways." HE continues practicing with the dummy, keeping one side of his body away from your vision, and just acting suspicous.
“I hope you’re not bluffing again.” He checks his person for anything missing.
"See? That just demonstrates how much you think I can steal from you while staying five feet away the entire time. You're proving my point. I can make you suspicous of me by doing nothing."
“And still, you don’t actually do anything. You might be a good liar and a good mist manipulator. But you’re not a good thief.”
"And those two things are the best qualities of a thief. And besides. Dad isn't only the god of theives. He's also the god of herding, predicting the future by a roll of the dice, roads, sometimes dogs, he's also the patron god of travelers, merchants, and thieves, but also language, wealth, sometimes luck, and also sleep. Oh, and has these two really nice talking snakes on his Caudacues. So, really, even if you were a better thief, which you aren't, that doesn't make you Dad's favourite. Besides." Cordon laughs without much humor. "None of us here in camp are Dad's favourite. His favourite was Luke..."
“I didn’t know Luke. I never said I was his favorite. I like dogs, I’ve been a traveler for most of my life, and I speak quite a few languages.”
"Mmm. Well, you did say that I had some competition for being dad's favourite. And... it's a good thing you didn't know Luke. Cause that would've meant you were here last year... and you would've had a lot ore trauma."
“I know about the Battle of Manhattan. And I’ve seen plenty of pain. I’ve tried to keep other demigods safe. They died.”
"Me too... Me too. And knowing about something is a lot worse than actually experiencing... to have to kill what were once your own friends, your cabinmates..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Well first, request a duel or at least make your presence known"
“Soooooo I would say, hi, wanna fight, and then I could be sneaky?”
"Eh... sneaky isn't the best word" She grabs two logs and stacks them on eachother "You challenge them, and hit subtle for some quick little hits, not meant to damage, mainly in the stomach area and such to kinda stun them for a bit. Than, you can do a stronger blow. Always keep your face guarded, and those are kinda the basics" She hits it lightly in the 'chest' with her fist, before punching off the 'head' before grabbing them again "But with weapons it's a bit more fun. You can parry and than go for a sharp swing" She cuts the 'head' in two
“Yeah, yeah. I know.”
"Okay... good" She stretches "And ambushing is a coward's strategy... you might hide, but at least let them know they are in a fight"
“It’s a strategy, though.”
"Look, by that logic I shoulda just smuggled a gun here or something... cuz than I would have a gun and it would be sooo superior... don't always take the easy route..."
“Guns don’t work unless you have Celestial Bronze bullets.”
"Hmm... why did my dad have those? What are those? What????"
“You need Celestial Bronze to hurt monsters. Nothing else works. I don’t know why your dad has those.”
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
*He's also the God-King! You can't forget that one! And now I have Thunder Bringer and God Games stuck in my head...*
*I’M LISTENING TO EPIC RIGHT NOW IN THE BACKGROUND!!!*
*What's your favourite saga?*
*Ithaca or Underworld. You?*
*yoo! Underworld saga too. I have all of No Longer You memorized.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*Idk if I can handle 3 rps at once but I’ll try.* He stumbles across Evan, sitting in a tree.
"hey there!"
“Hey.” He says quietly.
"you alright? seem kinda down"
“I’m fine.” He says, clearly lying. “How are you?”
Omar raises their eyebrow. "I'm alright, but listen. I know what a fine person looks like, sounds like, acts like, and right now? you're not fine" Omar sits in the grass "so spill"
“Okay. I want to go back home, but everyone says I can’t, because I’m a son of Zeus and I have to be here year-round. My adoptive parents are the best. I want to see them again. I tried to run away, but Cordon stole all my money and won’t give it back.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
He makes some rude gestures at the sky. “Yep. Then why would I be allowed to go on quests? And when could I ever leave?”
"well, I don't know how the whole fate thing works, but some quests are just preordained to have a zeus kid on them, and they would fail otherwise. I guess you could leave if you got chosen for a quest, or maybe if you joined the hunters of artimes"
“I thought only girls could be hunters.”
"I met a guy hunter recently. maybe artimes has loosened their restrictions, or some special circumstances"
“Cool. I guess. But I don’t want any part in this life, I want to go home.”
"he does that a lot. you can try to beat it out of him, but that only works sometimes. as for the Zeus thing, they're right. you're the kid of the big man, lord of the sky, thunder bringer and all that. monsters are attracted to divine power, and you are oozing it" they blush "that sounded weird, but yeah. because Zeus is so powerful, you're a beacon for monsters. you probably hate him even more now. hey! I'm here year round, its not that bad"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"And those two things are the best qualities of a thief. And besides. Dad isn't only the god of theives. He's also the god of herding, predicting the future by a roll of the dice, roads, sometimes dogs, he's also the patron god of travelers, merchants, and thieves, but also language, wealth, sometimes luck, and also sleep. Oh, and has these two really nice talking snakes on his Caudacues. So, really, even if you were a better thief, which you aren't, that doesn't make you Dad's favourite. Besides." Cordon laughs without much humor. "None of us here in camp are Dad's favourite. His favourite was Luke..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
He makes some rude gestures at the sky. “Yep. Then why would I be allowed to go on quests? And when could I ever leave?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"my first picks would be Caleb and Alex. who would you bring along if you had the choice?
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
*He's also the God-King! You can't forget that one! And now I have Thunder Bringer and God Games stuck in my head...*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“I didn’t know Luke. I never said I was his favorite. I like dogs, I’ve been a traveler for most of my life, and I speak quite a few languages.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"well, I don't know how the whole fate thing works, but some quests are just preordained to have a zeus kid on them, and they would fail otherwise. I guess you could leave if you got chosen for a quest, or maybe if you joined the hunters of artimes"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I’M LISTENING TO EPIC RIGHT NOW IN THE BACKGROUND!!!*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
“I thought only girls could be hunters.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Mmm. Well, you did say that I had some competition for being dad's favourite. And... it's a good thing you didn't know Luke. Cause that would've meant you were here last year... and you would've had a lot ore trauma."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*What's your favourite saga?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Hmm... why did my dad have those? What are those? What????"
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I met a guy hunter recently. maybe artimes has loosened their restrictions, or some special circumstances"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Angelo would be good. Leslie would be, too, though not at the same time as him. Me and Angelo agreed Tessa would be good. I agree Caleb would make a good pick"
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“I know about the Battle of Manhattan. And I’ve seen plenty of pain. I’ve tried to keep other demigods safe. They died.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Ithaca or Underworld. You?*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Me too... Me too. And knowing about something is a lot worse than actually experiencing... to have to kill what were once your own friends, your cabinmates..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“You need Celestial Bronze to hurt monsters. Nothing else works. I don’t know why your dad has those.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*yoo! Underworld saga too. I have all of No Longer You memorized.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Cool. I guess. But I don’t want any part in this life, I want to go home.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!