“I mean.. do you wanna go on a date? It’s still sorta early in the day, and I found a spot in the woods that’s nice.” *thinking it’s like 12-1 and they would have a picnic?*
"Sure, I don't mind. I absolutely have to change first, though."
*sweet*
“Me too. Where do you exactly live?”
"Uhhh, I stay in my brother's private cabin. Other than that I sleep in the woods or in the underworld. Shadow travel, y'know?" They start to tread water, towards shore.
“Would it be ok if I go and change at your place? My cabin’s kinda a far walk from here.”
*help I have NO idea what to make fern’s godly parent, I keep forgetting who the god of nature is.*
“I mean.. do you wanna go on a date? It’s still sorta early in the day, and I found a spot in the woods that’s nice.” *thinking it’s like 12-1 and they would have a picnic?*
"Sure, I don't mind. I absolutely have to change first, though."
*sweet*
“Me too. Where do you exactly live?”
"Uhhh, I stay in my brother's private cabin. Other than that I sleep in the woods or in the underworld. Shadow travel, y'know?" They start to tread water, towards shore.
“Would it be ok if I go and change at your place? My cabin’s kinda a far walk from here.”
*help I have NO idea what to make fern’s godly parent, I keep forgetting who the god of nature is.”
*Pan, but Pan is satyr… I could prolly help brainstorm…*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“I mean.. do you wanna go on a date? It’s still sorta early in the day, and I found a spot in the woods that’s nice.” *thinking it’s like 12-1 and they would have a picnic?*
"Sure, I don't mind. I absolutely have to change first, though."
*sweet*
“Me too. Where do you exactly live?”
"Uhhh, I stay in my brother's private cabin. Other than that I sleep in the woods or in the underworld. Shadow travel, y'know?" They start to tread water, towards shore.
“Would it be ok if I go and change at your place? My cabin’s kinda a far walk from here.”
*help I have NO idea what to make fern’s godly parent, I keep forgetting who the god of nature is.”
*Pan, but Pan is satyr… I could prolly help brainstorm…*
*wait, I think I’m gonna make them Grover and his gf’s kid or some other satyr-nymph or nature spirit kid idk, maybe a half human-satyr*
“I mean.. do you wanna go on a date? It’s still sorta early in the day, and I found a spot in the woods that’s nice.” *thinking it’s like 12-1 and they would have a picnic?*
"Sure, I don't mind. I absolutely have to change first, though."
*sweet*
“Me too. Where do you exactly live?”
"Uhhh, I stay in my brother's private cabin. Other than that I sleep in the woods or in the underworld. Shadow travel, y'know?" They start to tread water, towards shore.
“Would it be ok if I go and change at your place? My cabin’s kinda a far walk from here.”
*help I have NO idea what to make fern’s godly parent, I keep forgetting who the god of nature is.”
*Persephone. Fern'll have a big brother! My guy, Henry. he's psycho.*
"Uhh... I can take you to your cabin by shadow travel. I can't take you to my brothers place without his permission, and I definetly can't take you to the underworld if you wanna leave."
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
“I mean.. do you wanna go on a date? It’s still sorta early in the day, and I found a spot in the woods that’s nice.” *thinking it’s like 12-1 and they would have a picnic?*
"Sure, I don't mind. I absolutely have to change first, though."
*sweet*
“Me too. Where do you exactly live?”
"Uhhh, I stay in my brother's private cabin. Other than that I sleep in the woods or in the underworld. Shadow travel, y'know?" They start to tread water, towards shore.
“Would it be ok if I go and change at your place? My cabin’s kinda a far walk from here.”
*help I have NO idea what to make fern’s godly parent, I keep forgetting who the god of nature is.”
*Pan, but Pan is satyr… I could prolly help brainstorm…*
*wait, I think I’m gonna make them Grover and his gf’s kid or some other satyr-nymph or nature spirit kid idk, maybe a half human-satyr*
*Uhhhhhh this is really early in the timeline.*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Hunter chuckles. “Bold. Very bold. I’m sure Zeus would have struck you out of the sky had he not had… decency?”
"Pretty much my rival, brother, enemy, friend. everything at once."
"I move too fast for him to spot me." Fink chuckles as well, leaning against a tree. "I'm guessing... Hermes?"
“Oooooh… so you’ve got a nemesis?”
“In the sense that I’m unclaimed? Yeah.”
"The whole world's against me sometimes, it feels." he shrugs
"Hmmm... curious indeed. can you do anything cool. Like this?" Fink poofs around Hunter, appearing and disappearing. Eventually, when he disappears, clones stay for a brief moment.
"great for confusing prey. Gotta thank pops for that."
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
“I mean.. do you wanna go on a date? It’s still sorta early in the day, and I found a spot in the woods that’s nice.” *thinking it’s like 12-1 and they would have a picnic?*
"Sure, I don't mind. I absolutely have to change first, though."
*sweet*
“Me too. Where do you exactly live?”
"Uhhh, I stay in my brother's private cabin. Other than that I sleep in the woods or in the underworld. Shadow travel, y'know?" They start to tread water, towards shore.
“Would it be ok if I go and change at your place? My cabin’s kinda a far walk from here.”
*help I have NO idea what to make fern’s godly parent, I keep forgetting who the god of nature is.”
*Pan, but Pan is satyr… I could prolly help brainstorm…*
*wait, I think I’m gonna make them Grover and his gf’s kid or some other satyr-nymph or nature spirit kid idk, maybe a half human-satyr*
Hunter chuckles. “Bold. Very bold. I’m sure Zeus would have struck you out of the sky had he not had… decency?”
"Pretty much my rival, brother, enemy, friend. everything at once."
"I move too fast for him to spot me." Fink chuckles as well, leaning against a tree. "I'm guessing... Hermes?"
“Oooooh… so you’ve got a nemesis?”
“In the sense that I’m unclaimed? Yeah.”
"The whole world's against me sometimes, it feels." he shrugs
"Hmmm... curious indeed. can you do anything cool. Like this?" Fink poofs around Hunter, appearing and disappearing. Eventually, when he disappears, clones stay for a brief moment.
"great for confusing prey. Gotta thank pops for that."
“Oh… I dunno what to say to that.”
“I… I’m fast and I can hide really well?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“I would say I’ve got time, but I have a skeleton waiting for me in the arena in a little while. Those guys take a lot of concentration to bring up… Summary, then?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“I mean.. do you wanna go on a date? It’s still sorta early in the day, and I found a spot in the woods that’s nice.” *thinking it’s like 12-1 and they would have a picnic?*
"Sure, I don't mind. I absolutely have to change first, though."
*sweet*
“Me too. Where do you exactly live?”
"Uhhh, I stay in my brother's private cabin. Other than that I sleep in the woods or in the underworld. Shadow travel, y'know?" They start to tread water, towards shore.
“Would it be ok if I go and change at your place? My cabin’s kinda a far walk from here.”
*help I have NO idea what to make fern’s godly parent, I keep forgetting who the god of nature is.”
*Persephone. Fern'll have a big brother! My guy, Henry. he's psycho.*
"Uhh... I can take you to your cabin by shadow travel. I can't take you to my brothers place without his permission, and I definetly can't take you to the underworld if you wanna leave."
“I mean.. do you wanna go on a date? It’s still sorta early in the day, and I found a spot in the woods that’s nice.” *thinking it’s like 12-1 and they would have a picnic?*
"Sure, I don't mind. I absolutely have to change first, though."
*sweet*
“Me too. Where do you exactly live?”
"Uhhh, I stay in my brother's private cabin. Other than that I sleep in the woods or in the underworld. Shadow travel, y'know?" They start to tread water, towards shore.
“Would it be ok if I go and change at your place? My cabin’s kinda a far walk from here.”
*help I have NO idea what to make fern’s godly parent, I keep forgetting who the god of nature is.”
*Persephone. Fern'll have a big brother! My guy, Henry. he's psycho.*
"Uhh... I can take you to your cabin by shadow travel. I can't take you to my brothers place without his permission, and I definetly can't take you to the underworld if you wanna leave."
“Oh, okay, thanks! So how does that…work?”
Cherry steps out onto the shore and into the shadow of a tree. "Well, you have to grab onto me. I slink into the shadows and go straight to the shadows closest to your cabin." Their blush returns slightly, and they look away from Fern, smiling a bit.
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"Pretty much my rival, brother, enemy, friend. everything at once."
"I move too fast for him to spot me." Fink chuckles as well, leaning against a tree. "I'm guessing... Hermes?"
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
“Would it be ok if I go and change at your place? My cabin’s kinda a far walk from here.”
*help I have NO idea what to make fern’s godly parent, I keep forgetting who the god of nature is.*
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
“Oooooh… so you’ve got a nemesis?”
“In the sense that I’m unclaimed? Yeah.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I feel that, honestly. Same here, truly. Getting cold. bones don't like it at all."
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
*Pan, but Pan is satyr… I could prolly help brainstorm…*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*wait, I think I’m gonna make them Grover and his gf’s kid or some other satyr-nymph or nature spirit kid idk, maybe a half human-satyr*
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
*Persephone. Fern'll have a big brother! My guy, Henry. he's psycho.*
"Uhh... I can take you to your cabin by shadow travel. I can't take you to my brothers place without his permission, and I definetly can't take you to the underworld if you wanna leave."
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Kenji is hanging upsidedown in a tree
Jason is playing with Skipper
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*Uhhhhhh this is really early in the timeline.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I like the cold. Wakes me up y'know?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"The whole world's against me sometimes, it feels." he shrugs
"Hmmm... curious indeed. can you do anything cool. Like this?" Fink poofs around Hunter, appearing and disappearing. Eventually, when he disappears, clones stay for a brief moment.
"great for confusing prey. Gotta thank pops for that."
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
*ok, I’ll just make him a half human satyr*
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
"I run too hot to like the cold, but I get you."
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"That is a very long story" she sighs
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Fake it 'til you make it
Mask on, never take it off
Wear it 'til wearing it feels natural
Whatever I tell myself it's not true
“Oh… I dunno what to say to that.”
“I… I’m fast and I can hide really well?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“I would say I’ve got time, but I have a skeleton waiting for me in the arena in a little while. Those guys take a lot of concentration to bring up… Summary, then?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Oh, okay, thanks! So how does that…work?”
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
"But don't go thinking you have to, man. you're young, so you don't gotta worry about the problems of old folks like me."
"Could be basically any of the gods. You've eaten recently?"
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Cherry steps out onto the shore and into the shadow of a tree. "Well, you have to grab onto me. I slink into the shadows and go straight to the shadows closest to your cabin." Their blush returns slightly, and they look away from Fern, smiling a bit.
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
“Thank you… I just want to have some fun before the monsters come after me.”
“I ate a squirrel a while ago.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!