her form shifts again, back to a badly injured caleb.
"wait... i smell magic on you. more than a regular demigod. who's your parent?"
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“Yeah, I would never join HIM. He’d probably eat me like he ate his children.”
*Cocks head*"Why? Is your godly parent important or something?"
“Nah. Just Hermes. I just don’t wanna get eaten, y’know.”
"Yeah, I imagine getting eaten would suck. Especially because you might stay alive after he ate you and just slowly dissolve in his stomach acids." *Shudder*
“Yeah, I would never join HIM. He’d probably eat me like he ate his children.”
*Cocks head*"Why? Is your godly parent important or something?"
“Nah. Just Hermes. I just don’t wanna get eaten, y’know.”
"Yeah, I imagine getting eaten would suck. Especially because you might stay alive after he ate you and just slowly dissolve in his stomach acids." *Shudder*
“Yeah, I would never join HIM. He’d probably eat me like he ate his children.”
*Cocks head*"Why? Is your godly parent important or something?"
“Nah. Just Hermes. I just don’t wanna get eaten, y’know.”
"Yeah, I imagine getting eaten would suck. Especially because you might stay alive after he ate you and just slowly dissolve in his stomach acids." *Shudder*
<Boop>
*Sorry ‘bout that.*
“The gods stayed alive…”
<All good!>
"Well, they were also gods. I imagine a mortal or a demigod wouldn't fare too well. I guess I might be able to survive, but it'd be difficult."
“Yeah, I would never join HIM. He’d probably eat me like he ate his children.”
*Cocks head*"Why? Is your godly parent important or something?"
“Nah. Just Hermes. I just don’t wanna get eaten, y’know.”
"Yeah, I imagine getting eaten would suck. Especially because you might stay alive after he ate you and just slowly dissolve in his stomach acids." *Shudder*
<Boop>
*Sorry ‘bout that.*
“The gods stayed alive…”
<All good!>
"Well, they were also gods. I imagine a mortal or a demigod wouldn't fare too well. I guess I might be able to survive, but it'd be difficult."
“Me too. I dunno if I’d be able to survive coming out, though.”
“Yeah, I would never join HIM. He’d probably eat me like he ate his children.”
*Cocks head*"Why? Is your godly parent important or something?"
“Nah. Just Hermes. I just don’t wanna get eaten, y’know.”
"Yeah, I imagine getting eaten would suck. Especially because you might stay alive after he ate you and just slowly dissolve in his stomach acids." *Shudder*
<Boop>
*Sorry ‘bout that.*
“The gods stayed alive…”
<All good!>
"Well, they were also gods. I imagine a mortal or a demigod wouldn't fare too well. I guess I might be able to survive, but it'd be difficult."
“Me too. I dunno if I’d be able to survive coming out, though.”
"Y'mean the barf? Yeah, that'd be rough. Probably would sting too."
her form shifts again, back to a badly injured caleb.
"wait... i smell magic on you. more than a regular demigod. who's your parent?"
"Come closer, i'll tell you, in a whisper."
"please. do you think i regenerated yesterday?"
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“Yeah, I would never join HIM. He’d probably eat me like he ate his children.”
*Cocks head*"Why? Is your godly parent important or something?"
“Nah. Just Hermes. I just don’t wanna get eaten, y’know.”
"Yeah, I imagine getting eaten would suck. Especially because you might stay alive after he ate you and just slowly dissolve in his stomach acids." *Shudder*
<Boop>
*Sorry ‘bout that.*
“The gods stayed alive…”
<All good!>
"Well, they were also gods. I imagine a mortal or a demigod wouldn't fare too well. I guess I might be able to survive, but it'd be difficult."
“Me too. I dunno if I’d be able to survive coming out, though.”
"Y'mean the barf? Yeah, that'd be rough. Probably would sting too."
He points to a crate in the corner of the forges “There.” He goes back to working.
He takes a look at it. “actually… That scares me. I’ll stay away from it.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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"oh. me?"
her form shifts again, back to a badly injured caleb.
"wait... i smell magic on you. more than a regular demigod. who's your parent?"
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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<Boop>
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*Sorry ‘bout that.*
“The gods stayed alive…”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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<All good!>
"Well, they were also gods. I imagine a mortal or a demigod wouldn't fare too well. I guess I might be able to survive, but it'd be difficult."
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“Coward.” He says mockingly, continuing to work, “Want me to get it for you?”
“Me too. I dunno if I’d be able to survive coming out, though.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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“It’ll suck your essence into it.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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"Y'mean the barf? Yeah, that'd be rough. Probably would sting too."
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"please. do you think i regenerated yesterday?"
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He shakes his head, “Not good enough, I can do better than this.”
“Grab my other board if you’re looking to ride the waves man.” He smiles.
“Nah I meant the poop.”
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Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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He stops for a moment, before groaning “I’m such an idiot, I should’ve thought about that.”
He begins walking in the direction of the beach, finishing his sandwich, “Come on, dude.”
“That’s why there’s a crate to protect us, how do you think it got in here?”