Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
“Yeah! I think I’ve definitely improved. Are we going to to Capture the Flag again sometime?”
She smirks "You can expect me there any time there is one"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
“…no. I don’t even like grapes.” *Did I get robbed?*
*yes. Any and all valuables/jewelry you had on your person are now missing. I woonder why...*
"Huh. Well, count yourself lucky, cuz that was probably some sort of monster."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Angelo is jogging around, looking for people that are currently alone or unaware of their surroundings.
*HI CYNO!!*
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"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
"Ah" He redraws those locations
*I have now perfected the map, got two people to help my dude make it*
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
“Yeah! I think I’ve definitely improved. Are we going to to Capture the Flag again sometime?”
She smirks "You can expect me there any time there is one"
“Are you still planning on going on a quest?”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
*who thinks it is possible to turn Gonzalo into meatloaf?*
*... Hello, 911?*
*Get into the oven hanzel*
*Nah... buuuuuuuuuuuut... you can force feed him cheese, and most cats are lactose intolerant*
*NOOO DON'T EXPOSE ME TAR TAR!!!!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
“…no. I don’t even like grapes.” *Did I get robbed?*
*yes. Any and all valuables/jewelry you had on your person are now missing. I woonder why...*
"Huh. Well, count yourself lucky, cuz that was probably some sort of monster."
“I thought monsters couldn’t cross the… Hey! What happened to my wallet and the pouch I keep my drachmas in?”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Yeah I didn't do that well on mapping it, but I made a rough map" The map is decent, maybe the slightest bit inaccurate, though clearly well made
“This is pretty accurate.” Evan points out a few areas that he thinks aren’t accurate on the map. “The Labyrinth should be over here, that grove is closer to Camp, and the bunker is also closer.”
"Ah" He redraws those locations
*I have now perfected the map, got two people to help my dude make it*
“Who’s your godly parent?”
"I don't know. Probably the ice one though"
“I don’t know any ice gods. I’m the son of the worst god. Zeus. Gets rather lonely in my cabin.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
"hi arpo. I need a book of minor gods. REALLY obscure ones. I can get you some food, even cook it if you want"
"Hello Traum Maker! Arpo can indeed find a book like that for you!"
"thanks arpo"
*trauma maker?*
*yeah he did the whole Angelo I am your father!*
Arpo flies awa y to grab the book.
*how did arpo know?*
omar just kinda stands around awkwardly
*arpo knows everything. Arpo is on a familiar enough level t=with the gods that they tolerate the nicknames arpo gives them.*
Arpo returns with the book. "ARPO GOT IT TRAUMA MAKER!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*who thinks it is possible to turn Gonzalo into meatloaf?*
*... Hello, 911?*
*Get into the oven hanzel*
*Nah... buuuuuuuuuuuut... you can force feed him cheese, and most cats are lactose intolerant*
*NOOO DON'T EXPOSE ME TAR TAR!!!!*
*Tar Tar lol... I am so calling them that from now on.*
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
“Yeah! I think I’ve definitely improved. Are we going to to Capture the Flag again sometime?”
She smirks "You can expect me there any time there is one"
“Are you still planning on going on a quest?”
She nods resolutely "As soon as possible"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
“…no. I don’t even like grapes.” *Did I get robbed?*
*yes. Any and all valuables/jewelry you had on your person are now missing. I woonder why...*
"Huh. Well, count yourself lucky, cuz that was probably some sort of monster."
“I thought monsters couldn’t cross the… Hey! What happened to my wallet and the pouch I keep my drachmas in?”
Cordon shrugs. "I dunno. Maybe you lost it."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
“Yeah! I think I’ve definitely improved. Are we going to to Capture the Flag again sometime?”
She smirks "You can expect me there any time there is one"
“Are you still planning on going on a quest?”
She nods resolutely "As soon as possible"
“I might try one. I think I’m strong enough.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
As the old man leaves, you realize taht the boulder or stump or root he was sitting on wasn't there... in fact, you're just on the edge of the forest, facing camp.
“What!?!” Evan yelps, looking around.
The head councilor of the Hermes cabin walks out of the forest.
"Geez, Evan. Loud, much?"
“I met this rando old man in the forest and then he left and I got teleported to Camp!”
"Huh." He raises an eyebrow. "You sure you havn't been drinking Castor and Polux's Grape Soda...?"
“…no. I don’t even like grapes.” *Did I get robbed?*
*yes. Any and all valuables/jewelry you had on your person are now missing. I woonder why...*
"Huh. Well, count yourself lucky, cuz that was probably some sort of monster."
“I thought monsters couldn’t cross the… Hey! What happened to my wallet and the pouch I keep my drachmas in?”
Cordon shrugs. "I dunno. Maybe you lost it."
“No, it got robbed! That old man robbed me!”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Omar thinks for a bit. then whisper-shouts "hey arpo!"
The harpy flies quickly to Omar.
"ARPO WAS SUMMONED. WHAT NEED OF ARPO DO YOU SEEK, MORTAL?"
"hi arpo. I need a book of minor gods. REALLY obscure ones. I can get you some food, even cook it if you want"
"Hello Traum Maker! Arpo can indeed find a book like that for you!"
"thanks arpo"
*trauma maker?*
*yeah he did the whole Angelo I am your father!*
Arpo flies awa y to grab the book.
*how did arpo know?*
omar just kinda stands around awkwardly
*arpo knows everything. Arpo is on a familiar enough level t=with the gods that they tolerate the nicknames arpo gives them.*
Arpo returns with the book. "ARPO GOT IT TRAUMA MAKER!*
*that might be interesting. veeeeeeeerrryyy interesting*
omar grins "thanks arpo. hey, you never said if you wanted me to get you some food?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Regina is sitting by the unlit bonfire, reading a translation of one of Hons Talhoffer's manuals for war
Evan walks up to her. “I checked out some of those manuals. Thanks.”
"No problem. They're helpful, huh?"
“Yeah! I think I’ve definitely improved. Are we going to to Capture the Flag again sometime?”
She smirks "You can expect me there any time there is one"
“Are you still planning on going on a quest?”
She nods resolutely "As soon as possible"
“I might try one. I think I’m strong enough.”
"Oh, really? Strong enough for out there? That was.. Fast"
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She smirks "You can expect me there any time there is one"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*yes. Any and all valuables/jewelry you had on your person are now missing. I woonder why...*
"Huh. Well, count yourself lucky, cuz that was probably some sort of monster."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Nah... buuuuuuuuuuuut... you can force feed him cheese, and most cats are lactose intolerant*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I disappear back into the shadow realm "pats Gonzalo on the head before leaving"*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
*HI CYNO!!*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Are you still planning on going on a quest?”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
*NOOO DON'T EXPOSE ME TAR TAR!!!!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“I thought monsters couldn’t cross the… Hey! What happened to my wallet and the pouch I keep my drachmas in?”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
*how did arpo know? also, Omar is they/them*
omar just kinda stands around awkwardly
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I don’t know any ice gods. I’m the son of the worst god. Zeus. Gets rather lonely in my cabin.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
*arpo knows everything. Arpo is on a familiar enough level t=with the gods that they tolerate the nicknames arpo gives them.*
Arpo returns with the book. "ARPO GOT IT TRAUMA MAKER!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Ello cyno*
Adam is playing with some small metal object while walking, occasionally walking into a cabin or tree
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
*Tar Tar lol... I am so calling them that from now on.*
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
She nods resolutely "As soon as possible"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Cordon shrugs. "I dunno. Maybe you lost it."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“I might try one. I think I’m strong enough.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
“No, it got robbed! That old man robbed me!”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer. Ask me about my writing!
Extended Signature!
*that might be interesting. veeeeeeeerrryyy interesting*
omar grins "thanks arpo. hey, you never said if you wanted me to get you some food?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Oh, really? Strong enough for out there? That was.. Fast"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)