I suddenly look across the room at the giant octopus leaping onto a mans head.
*invisible and extremely tiny*
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A guy in a filthy hazmat suit covered in glowing green goo is walking around nearby. In his hand, there is a hunting rifle
He enters the bar. 'Hello there. Is there a place to stay in this town? And may I see the drinks menu?' His voice is muffled from his hazmat suit
Jared looks pretty weirded out, uncomfortably handing him a menu. “There’s a hotel a few streets down. The Willow. You doing all right?”
'Uh, yeah, absolutely. I'm a paranormalist, from New York, I've come to investigate some of the, you know, goings-on around these parts. I'll have the house red wine, please'
A sticker stuck on the visor of his suit reads 'Hello My Name Is Iago😈 '
He sighs. “Great, a New Yorker. Uh, stay away from the sewers, don’t go hitchhiking, and if someone see’s a Snallygaster, run. That’ll keep you mostly safe here.” He says, pouring him a glass. “Also, avoid the old bar next door, it’s shutdown, really unsafe foundation. A kid died there a few years ago, it was a huge commotion.”
'Well, what if I told you I'd already broken one of your rules? Safety may be important, but I'm not here to take pictures of the scenery. I'm here for the horrors.'
His voice sounds pretty confident, though you can't see his face because of the shiny, near-opaque visor
“God-… you’re gonna die here. You know that, right?”
'What makes you say that? I might not be as weak as I look.'
“Just… be careful, alright? Pretty sure there’s some sort of… serial killer out there. Or a couple.”
'Serial killer? That wouldn't be good, now, would it? Yes... nobody wants a serial killer on the loose. I've heard there are all kinds of awful things around here, the last thing we'd need is a serial killer'
“They’re mostly just rumors, far as I know-… the people here can get a bit kooky-… and there’s been a couple of missin’ people recently.”
'Well, my research has been telling me about a couple things that could be behind that. Some kind of monster called the Slink, vicious thing, cannibalistic, only goes out at night. I'd like to have its head mounted on my wall with the others'
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*what does the goo taste like, and would he be scared by Squelp?*
*The goo would be pretty nasty. He makes a loud shout, as if he is surprised*
The beak recoils as soon as it gets near the goop, making a high-pitched keening noise.
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Outside the bar, on the sidewalk, is a young man in a brown vest smoking a cigar. He has long, neat, wavy hair and striking orange eyes. something seems off about him, just so slightly.
A chill is felt up your nose as the beak raps against the visor before hopping off and retreating to the ceiling.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Outside the bar, on the sidewalk, is a young man in a brown vest smoking a cigar. He has long, neat, wavy hair and striking orange eyes. something seems off about him, just so slightly.
A guy in a filthy hazmat suit covered in glowing green goo is walking around nearby. In his hand, there is a hunting rifle
He enters the bar. 'Hello there. Is there a place to stay in this town? And may I see the drinks menu?' His voice is muffled from his hazmat suit
Jared looks pretty weirded out, uncomfortably handing him a menu. “There’s a hotel a few streets down. The Willow. You doing all right?”
'Uh, yeah, absolutely. I'm a paranormalist, from New York, I've come to investigate some of the, you know, goings-on around these parts. I'll have the house red wine, please'
A sticker stuck on the visor of his suit reads 'Hello My Name Is Iago😈 '
He sighs. “Great, a New Yorker. Uh, stay away from the sewers, don’t go hitchhiking, and if someone see’s a Snallygaster, run. That’ll keep you mostly safe here.” He says, pouring him a glass. “Also, avoid the old bar next door, it’s shutdown, really unsafe foundation. A kid died there a few years ago, it was a huge commotion.”
'Well, what if I told you I'd already broken one of your rules? Safety may be important, but I'm not here to take pictures of the scenery. I'm here for the horrors.'
His voice sounds pretty confident, though you can't see his face because of the shiny, near-opaque visor
“God-… you’re gonna die here. You know that, right?”
'What makes you say that? I might not be as weak as I look.'
“Just… be careful, alright? Pretty sure there’s some sort of… serial killer out there. Or a couple.”
'Serial killer? That wouldn't be good, now, would it? Yes... nobody wants a serial killer on the loose. I've heard there are all kinds of awful things around here, the last thing we'd need is a serial killer'
“They’re mostly just rumors, far as I know-… the people here can get a bit kooky-… and there’s been a couple of missin’ people recently.”
'Well, my research has been telling me about a couple things that could be behind that. Some kind of monster called the Slink, vicious thing, cannibalistic, only goes out at night. I'd like to have its head mounted on my wall with the others'
“Sounds nasty… Y’know, I don’t exactly follow with all of this… supernatural stuff, but some people think there’s something living in the old bar next door. Nobody’s checked it, though. Y’know, unstable foundation or something.”
Outside the bar, on the sidewalk, is a young man in a brown vest smoking a cigar. He has long, neat, wavy hair and striking orange eyes. something seems off about him, just so slightly.
'Is that meant to be a hint or something? Now I'm dying to check this bar out. Hopefully not literally'
“Yeah… kinda. If you could, that’d be great. It’s been driving away some customers.”
'I'll make sure to do so. What stories have you heard about this place? Things that go bump in the night, swarms of critters, feral cannibal men, angels, dimension-hoppers?'
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'Is that meant to be a hint or something? Now I'm dying to check this bar out. Hopefully not literally'
“Yeah… kinda. If you could, that’d be great. It’s been driving away some customers.”
'I'll make sure to do so. What stories have you heard about this place? Things that go bump in the night, swarms of critters, feral cannibal men, angels, dimension-hoppers?'
He shivers.
”spiders.”
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'My name is Iago. Chungar, that's an interesting name'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Yes, I come from an… exotic culture. They go off-the-books and you wouldn’t find them anywhere but in there natural habitat.”
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*invisible and extremely tiny*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'Well, my research has been telling me about a couple things that could be behind that. Some kind of monster called the Slink, vicious thing, cannibalistic, only goes out at night. I'd like to have its head mounted on my wall with the others'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Still a giant octopus, it is literally in the quote.*
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*quote chain cut for Noodle*
'That makes sense, I do suppose. What brings you to this town?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The beak recoils as soon as it gets near the goop, making a high-pitched keening noise.
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'Ah, so you don't like it either. Maybe you should wear a hazmat suit' Iago jokes to the octopus
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“I come because I had heard about the strange occurrences that have been happening around here, what about you?”
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Outside the bar, on the sidewalk, is a young man in a brown vest smoking a cigar. He has long, neat, wavy hair and striking orange eyes. something seems off about him, just so slightly.
'Ah, yes, the very same reason for me. I have always had a keen interest in the otherworldly'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A chill is felt up your nose as the beak raps against the visor before hopping off and retreating to the ceiling.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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Iago approaches him. 'Hello there. Nice day, isn't it?'
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“Sounds nasty… Y’know, I don’t exactly follow with all of this… supernatural stuff, but some people think there’s something living in the old bar next door. Nobody’s checked it, though. Y’know, unstable foundation or something.”
*quote chain cut for Archfey*
'Is that meant to be a hint or something? Now I'm dying to check this bar out. Hopefully not literally'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
He chuckles upon seeing Iago. “Sure is, want a cigarette?”
*what’s Iago’s Paranormal filter rating?*
“Yeah… kinda. If you could, that’d be great. It’s been driving away some customers.”
I join Iago with locating the strange creature.
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'I'll make sure to do so. What stories have you heard about this place? Things that go bump in the night, swarms of critters, feral cannibal men, angels, dimension-hoppers?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
He shivers.
”spiders.”