A couple in a green house with a Ferrari parked out front lick their lips and wave.
The person grunts, a metal bird mask obscurring their features, wearing a large trench coat.
"Oy. How are ya."
The couple has hands linked and they stare at you with beady little eyes. They speak in almost perfect unison.
"Hello. Would you like to come in?"
"... I would like to come in."
They adjust their mask, and step inside.
The couple follows behind you and the door slams shut with a click as the lock slides into place almost silently.
The man and woman separate and go to opposite ends of the large entry room.
The man walks closer to you and holds out a glass full of thick red liquid. "Would you like some lemonade?" The woman seems to also whisper these words as he says them.
"I would like to know just exactly what you are."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A couple in a green house with a Ferrari parked out front lick their lips and wave.
The person grunts, a metal bird mask obscurring their features, wearing a large trench coat.
"Oy. How are ya."
The couple has hands linked and they stare at you with beady little eyes. They speak in almost perfect unison.
"Hello. Would you like to come in?"
"... I would like to come in."
They adjust their mask, and step inside.
The couple follows behind you and the door slams shut with a click as the lock slides into place almost silently.
The man and woman separate and go to opposite ends of the large entry room.
The man walks closer to you and holds out a glass full of thick red liquid. "Would you like some lemonade?" The woman seems to also whisper these words as he says them.
"I would like to know just exactly what you are."
"I am a man. This is my wife."
The wife shivers slightly when the man looks at her. She smiles, but not with her eyes...
"Now drink your lemonade." The man orders, shoving it closer to your face.
A couple in a green house with a Ferrari parked out front lick their lips and wave.
The person grunts, a metal bird mask obscurring their features, wearing a large trench coat.
"Oy. How are ya."
The couple has hands linked and they stare at you with beady little eyes. They speak in almost perfect unison.
"Hello. Would you like to come in?"
"... I would like to come in."
They adjust their mask, and step inside.
The couple follows behind you and the door slams shut with a click as the lock slides into place almost silently.
The man and woman separate and go to opposite ends of the large entry room.
The man walks closer to you and holds out a glass full of thick red liquid. "Would you like some lemonade?" The woman seems to also whisper these words as he says them.
"I would like to know just exactly what you are."
"I am a man. This is my wife."
The wife shivers slightly when the man looks at her. She smiles, but not with her eyes...
"Now drink your lemonade." The man orders, shoving it closer to your face.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A couple in a green house with a Ferrari parked out front lick their lips and wave.
The person grunts, a metal bird mask obscurring their features, wearing a large trench coat.
"Oy. How are ya."
The couple has hands linked and they stare at you with beady little eyes. They speak in almost perfect unison.
"Hello. Would you like to come in?"
"... I would like to come in."
They adjust their mask, and step inside.
The couple follows behind you and the door slams shut with a click as the lock slides into place almost silently.
The man and woman separate and go to opposite ends of the large entry room.
The man walks closer to you and holds out a glass full of thick red liquid. "Would you like some lemonade?" The woman seems to also whisper these words as he says them.
"I would like to know just exactly what you are."
"I am a man. This is my wife."
The wife shivers slightly when the man looks at her. She smiles, but not with her eyes...
"Now drink your lemonade." The man orders, shoving it closer to your face.
They pull out a two pistols.
"No. I don't think I will."
The man steps back calmly. "You are just afraid because you do not know. But I can teach you. Let me teach you." He sticks his arm out and tries to grab the gun.
A couple in a green house with a Ferrari parked out front lick their lips and wave.
The person grunts, a metal bird mask obscurring their features, wearing a large trench coat.
"Oy. How are ya."
The couple has hands linked and they stare at you with beady little eyes. They speak in almost perfect unison.
"Hello. Would you like to come in?"
"... I would like to come in."
They adjust their mask, and step inside.
The couple follows behind you and the door slams shut with a click as the lock slides into place almost silently.
The man and woman separate and go to opposite ends of the large entry room.
The man walks closer to you and holds out a glass full of thick red liquid. "Would you like some lemonade?" The woman seems to also whisper these words as he says them.
"I would like to know just exactly what you are."
"I am a man. This is my wife."
The wife shivers slightly when the man looks at her. She smiles, but not with her eyes...
"Now drink your lemonade." The man orders, shoving it closer to your face.
They pull out a two pistols.
"No. I don't think I will."
The man steps back calmly. "You are just afraid because you do not know. But I can teach you. Let me teach you." He sticks his arm out and tries to grab the gun.
14 Dexterity
20
"No."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
20
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"I would like to know just exactly what you are."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"I am a man. This is my wife."
The wife shivers slightly when the man looks at her. She smiles, but not with her eyes...
"Now drink your lemonade." The man orders, shoving it closer to your face.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
They pull out a two pistols.
"No. I don't think I will."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
The man steps back calmly. "You are just afraid because you do not know. But I can teach you. Let me teach you." He sticks his arm out and tries to grab the gun.
10 Dexterity
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
20
"No."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Chain cut*
He stumbles back, then lunges for it again.
3 Dexterity
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
"Stop."
17
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
He leaps to the side
28
and fails
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
25 8
25 4
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
"No. I don't think I will."
29 4
28 1
If any of them hit, another 26
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
20
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives