*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
14
The man grabs the gun and flings it across the room. He prepares to eat you again, stretching his mouth out.
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
14
The man grabs the gun and flings it across the room. He prepares to eat you again, stretching his mouth out.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
5
*...*
*...*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
14
The man grabs the gun and flings it across the room. He prepares to eat you again, stretching his mouth out.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
5
*...*
Yep. She is a completely normal, nothing weird about her woman. She walks up to you and hands you some keys.
"Glad someone finally bought that house. Just so you know, all the paperwork has been filled out and everything. Enjoy your night!" She starts walking away.
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
14
The man grabs the gun and flings it across the room. He prepares to eat you again, stretching his mouth out.
He calmly shoots again.
267
IF it hits, take another 23 damage.
23 He uses his Acrobatics to dodge... And fails
He's been hit.
HE calmly grabs his gun from across the room, throws a small grenade at the man, and shoots him again.
231
26
The man must makea dc 12 dex saving throw or take 11 damage.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
14
The man grabs the gun and flings it across the room. He prepares to eat you again, stretching his mouth out.
He calmly shoots again.
267
IF it hits, take another 23 damage.
23 He uses his Acrobatics to dodge... And fails
He's been hit.
HE calmly grabs his gun from across the room, throws a small grenade at the man, and shoots him again.
231
26
The man must makea dc 12 dex saving throw or take 11 damage.
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
14
The man grabs the gun and flings it across the room. He prepares to eat you again, stretching his mouth out.
He calmly shoots again.
267
IF it hits, take another 23 damage.
23 He uses his Acrobatics to dodge... And fails
He's been hit.
HE calmly grabs his gun from across the room, throws a small grenade at the man, and shoots him again.
231
26
The man must makea dc 12 dex saving throw or take 11 damage.
14 Dexterity!
He takes five damage instead.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
5
*...*
Yep. She is a completely normal, nothing weird about her woman. She walks up to you and hands you some keys.
"Glad someone finally bought that house. Just so you know, all the paperwork has been filled out and everything. Enjoy your night!" She starts walking away.
*For context, he's not buying the house. He lives nearby and is trying to sell it. He'll probably stay around for plot, just somewhere else.*
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
14
The man grabs the gun and flings it across the room. He prepares to eat you again, stretching his mouth out.
He calmly shoots again.
267
IF it hits, take another 23 damage.
23 He uses his Acrobatics to dodge... And fails
He's been hit.
HE calmly grabs his gun from across the room, throws a small grenade at the man, and shoots him again.
231
26
The man must makea dc 12 dex saving throw or take 11 damage.
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
5
*...*
Yep. She is a completely normal, nothing weird about her woman. She walks up to you and hands you some keys.
"Glad someone finally bought that house. Just so you know, all the paperwork has been filled out and everything. Enjoy your night!" She starts walking away.
*For context, he's not buying the house. He lives nearby and is trying to sell it. He'll probably stay around for plot, just somewhere else.*
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
5
*...*
Yep. She is a completely normal, nothing weird about her woman. She walks up to you and hands you some keys.
"Glad someone finally bought that house. Just so you know, all the paperwork has been filled out and everything. Enjoy your night!" She starts walking away.
*For context, he's not buying the house. He lives nearby and is trying to sell it. He'll probably stay around for plot, just somewhere else.*
*I know! She's up to something*
She continues walking away.
"Um, I'm not the one buying this... I'm selling it..."
*ok you know what, I'm gonna try to start rp'ing again with a character I made in like 5 seconds.*
A man in a suit walks down the street, briefcase in hand and phone in the other. "Tony, from what I've heard about this place, this house might be the hardest for me to sell in my entire career as a real estate agent... Oh, come on! I don't believe the rumours, you know that." He says this while keeping his hand on his pocket, which contains a small knife. "But everyone else does. The fact that the person who owned this house died doesn't help... Fine. I'll try my best." He hangs up and looks at a house with a FOR SALE sign in front of it.
The door creaks open eerily. An old woman is standing inside back to the man.
"Don't come in and they won't scream..." She begins cackling.
He's unsettled, then regains his resolve. "Then, ah, I'll just talk to you from out here. Are you here buying or selling this house?"
The woman turns around to face you, but her face has no skin. "I am the one sent here to warn you. But now I believe you are already dead!" She cackles and then is gone, and the house door is closed again.
A small black car pulls up to the house.
He puts his hand in his pocket, at the ready. He murmurs, "The rumors are at least a bit right when they say the people here are crazy." He turns to face the car.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
5
*...*
Yep. She is a completely normal, nothing weird about her woman. She walks up to you and hands you some keys.
"Glad someone finally bought that house. Just so you know, all the paperwork has been filled out and everything. Enjoy your night!" She starts walking away.
*For context, he's not buying the house. He lives nearby and is trying to sell it. He'll probably stay around for plot, just somewhere else.*
*I know! She's up to something*
She continues walking away.
"Um, I'm not the one buying this... I'm selling it..."
"Haha! Then how do you explain this paperwork you filled out?"
The man crawls into the corner on four legs, then up the wall, onto the ceiling above you. He leaps down aimed at your head.
25 Acrobatics
He leaps to the side
11
and fails
The man smashes right into you and has you pinned. He opens his mouth far too wide to be human, then gets in position to eat your head, when suddenly... He freezes. The woman is standing behind him with a frying pan.
He leaps off of you and lunges for the woman.
"OY!"
He shoots twice.
258
254
If both the first and second attack hits, he deals an extra 28
The man spins his head all the way around to look at you, as the bullets hit him, but no blood pours out. He crawls backwards to you and looks up, neck still twisted.
"DRINk YOUr LEMONADe"
"No. I don't think I will."
Unable to parse dice roll. 4
Unable to parse dice roll. 1
If any of them hit, another 26
The man doesn't even attempt to dodge as the bullets hit him again. He has a slight look of pain in his eyes, but he keeps staring.
"You think I pose a threat? I am only the beginning. Kill me if you wish, but it will only get more horrific from here."
He sticks his hand out and tries to grab the guns. 23 Dexterity
14
The man grabs the gun and flings it across the room. He prepares to eat you again, stretching his mouth out.
He calmly shoots again.
267
IF it hits, take another 23 damage.
23 He uses his Acrobatics to dodge... And fails
He's been hit.
HE calmly grabs his gun from across the room, throws a small grenade at the man, and shoots him again.
231
26
The man must makea dc 12 dex saving throw or take 11 damage.
14 Dexterity!
He takes five damage instead.
The man licks his lips.
"Get out of this town. And don't come back."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A resident(s?) watches all these occurrences, at different locations at the same time. He is a short fellow that wears a blank white mask punctuated with two black holes and a smaller mouth hole. He wears different colored outfits at each spot, though, some red, some blue. He needs not speak, for he is a master at charades. He need not reveal his face, because he has a mask that works perfectly fine. And he need not wash his clothes, because he stands in the rain sadly sometimes.
He stands on the porch of his house, sitting on his rocker.
A young woman gets out. She is a completely normal woman. Roll perception.
The man grabs the gun and flings it across the room. He prepares to eat you again, stretching his mouth out.
He calmly shoots again.
26 1
IF it hits, take another 26 damage.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
5
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*...*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*...*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
23 He uses his Acrobatics to dodge... And fails
He's been hit.
Yep. She is a completely normal, nothing weird about her woman. She walks up to you and hands you some keys.
"Glad someone finally bought that house. Just so you know, all the paperwork has been filled out and everything. Enjoy your night!" She starts walking away.
HE calmly grabs his gun from across the room, throws a small grenade at the man, and shoots him again.
23 1
26
The man must makea dc 12 dex saving throw or take 11 damage.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
14 Dexterity!
He takes five damage instead.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*For context, he's not buying the house. He lives nearby and is trying to sell it. He'll probably stay around for plot, just somewhere else.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The man licks his lips.
*I know! She's up to something*
She continues walking away.
"Um, I'm not the one buying this... I'm selling it..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Haha! Then how do you explain this paperwork you filled out?"
Roll intelligence.
"Get out of this town. And don't come back."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*cut*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Chain cut w/ gonzalo2*
"And why should I? I've been here longer than you. And I'm hungry."
A resident(s?) watches all these occurrences, at different locations at the same time. He is a short fellow that wears a blank white mask punctuated with two black holes and a smaller mouth hole. He wears different colored outfits at each spot, though, some red, some blue. He needs not speak, for he is a master at charades. He need not reveal his face, because he has a mask that works perfectly fine. And he need not wash his clothes, because he stands in the rain sadly sometimes.
He stands on the porch of his house, sitting on his rocker.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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