“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
“Uhhhhhhhhh as long as I get breaks and you don’t make me hurt my friends.”
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
“Uhhhhhhhhh as long as I get breaks and you don’t make me hurt my friends.”
"Deal"
He shakes.
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“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
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Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
“What do you have to make a drink with?”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
Alexius smiles. "That is the point."
“But if I die, I won’t come back to life.”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
“What do you have to make a drink with?”
"I might have spellcasting components? Can't you use your magic?"
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
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"Deal"
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Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
He shakes.
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Extended Signature!
*Forgot to say that (But my guy can't lie)*
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Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
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Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
“Probably not…”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
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"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
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Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
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Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.
*Timeskip. I’d say Alexius first then Chaos.*
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Extended Signature!
“What do you have to make a drink with?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
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Extended Signature!
“But if I die, I won’t come back to life.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
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Extended Signature!
"I might have spellcasting components? Can't you use your magic?"
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Hallo, I am a pan, NB (Demigirl?), chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. I do think it may be do for a username change one day; but today is not that day.