The Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, now nearly fully constructed, is performing for his small crowd of other unholy beings. It’s alien, strange, and uncanny. He looks human, with human skin, flesh, and joints, but he does not move like a human.
“Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host!“
*what is this amalgamated horror of european languages*
*The amount of French I know plus some English. Je ne mais comprends autant Français*
*I know a bit of german i guess. Enough to understand half of this creatures words.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, now nearly fully constructed, is performing for his small crowd of other unholy beings. It’s alien, strange, and uncanny. He looks human, with human skin, flesh, and joints, but he does not move like a human.
“Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host!“
*what is this amalgamated horror of european languages*
*about a quarter of the Conferencier’s horror is that they speak a horrifying mix of German, French, and English. Be very afraid*
"Yes. You tell me immediately after you get sent to my court, and than you get the four days of power"
"Hmm... and I am free to leave your 'Court' whenever I wish...?"
"Yes, when you ask, I will send us both back here"
"... Hm... this deal sounds... marginally acceptable. So it shall be..."
One of the tentacles raises, and wrappes around the smoky figures outraised hand.
Their hand glows with blue, heatless flames, as they are sent to the court. Both must uphold their end of the deal
*GTG to my friend birthday byeeeee*
*okie bye!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, now nearly fully constructed, is performing for his small crowd of other unholy beings. It’s alien, strange, and uncanny. He looks human, with human skin, flesh, and joints, but he does not move like a human.
“Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host!“
*what is this amalgamated horror of european languages*
*about a quarter of the Conferencier’s horror is that they speak a horrifying mix of German, French, and English. Be very afraid*
*Yeah. Help.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, now nearly fully constructed, is performing for his small crowd of other unholy beings. It’s alien, strange, and uncanny. He looks human, with human skin, flesh, and joints, but he does not move like a human.
“Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host!“
*what is this amalgamated horror of european languages*
*about a quarter of the Conferencier’s horror is that they speak a horrifying mix of German, French, and English. Be very afraid*
*Yeah. Help.*
*care to roleplay with my dear Conferencier? He’s very friendly*
The Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, now nearly fully constructed, is performing for his small crowd of other unholy beings. It’s alien, strange, and uncanny. He looks human, with human skin, flesh, and joints, but he does not move like a human.
“Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host!“
*what is this amalgamated horror of european languages*
*about a quarter of the Conferencier’s horror is that they speak a horrifying mix of German, French, and English. Be very afraid*
*Yeah. Help.*
*care to roleplay with my dear Conferencier? He’s very friendly*
*Sure!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A new sigil appears... it resembles a cannon pointing upward, with a triangle in the background. A massive boom! A flash of light, and...
A massive, hulking figure. A large cannon strapped to both arms. An even larger cannon upon his back. Menacing goggles, a cruel demeanor. Yes, Gaien, the Eternal Cannon, has arrived.
The Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, now nearly fully constructed, is performing for his small crowd of other unholy beings. It’s alien, strange, and uncanny. He looks human, with human skin, flesh, and joints, but he does not move like a human.
“Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host!“
The Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, now nearly fully constructed, is performing for his small crowd of other unholy beings. It’s alien, strange, and uncanny. He looks human, with human skin, flesh, and joints, but he does not move like a human.
“Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host!“
*for Gonz to interact with*
*Actually wait my Char can't actually RP right now because they're stuck in Court. Oh no. I'm about to make another character, which will spiral into another, which will spiral into 20 more. Help.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, now nearly fully constructed, is performing for his small crowd of other unholy beings. It’s alien, strange, and uncanny. He looks human, with human skin, flesh, and joints, but he does not move like a human.
“Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host!“
*for Gonz to interact with*
*Actually wait my Char can't actually RP right now because they're stuck in Court. Oh no. I'm about to make another character, which will spiral into another, which will spiral into 20 more. Help.*
*(points and laughs)*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
The Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, now nearly fully constructed, is performing for his small crowd of other unholy beings. It’s alien, strange, and uncanny. He looks human, with human skin, flesh, and joints, but he does not move like a human.
“Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? I bet you do! Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere... I am you host!“
*for Gonz to interact with*
*Actually wait my Char can't actually RP right now because they're stuck in Court. Oh no. I'm about to make another character, which will spiral into another, which will spiral into 20 more. Help.*
*(points and laughs)*
*help*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
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*Hi! Looks soooooo cooooool*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Their hand glows with blue, heatless flames, as they are sent to the court. Both must uphold their end of the deal
*GTG to my friend birthday byeeeee*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I know a bit of german i guess. Enough to understand half of this creatures words.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*about a quarter of the Conferencier’s horror is that they speak a horrifying mix of German, French, and English. Be very afraid*
*okie bye!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Yeah. Help.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Can I rp here before I’ve made my stats?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*sure! I’m still configuring the conferencier*
*care to roleplay with my dear Conferencier? He’s very friendly*
*’Kay. Can I make a humanoid character or does it have to be weird?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*Sure!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*well, I suppose you could make a humanoid character. But they’d need to somehow have found their way into the Tenebris Sine Fine…*
A new sigil appears... it resembles a cannon pointing upward, with a triangle in the background. A massive boom! A flash of light, and...
A massive, hulking figure. A large cannon strapped to both arms. An even larger cannon upon his back. Menacing goggles, a cruel demeanor. Yes, Gaien, the Eternal Cannon, has arrived.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*No I meant an I forget the name but what everyone else is playing who takes the form of a regular humanoid.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*oh, yes, Unholy beings! My character, The Conferencier, is a humanoid (technically aberration but they look like a human) so yeah!*
*for Gonz to interact with*
*’Kay. Now I must spend time thinking of a character instead of just making a description with no personality and throwing him in on the spot.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*Actually wait my Char can't actually RP right now because they're stuck in Court. Oh no. I'm about to make another character, which will spiral into another, which will spiral into 20 more. Help.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*(points and laughs)*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*help*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.