The forest outside of the village of Azule is a dark one. Silent during the day and accented with the screams of the fallen during the night, it’s the perfect home for the monsters that hunt in the darkness. Dragons, ghouls, unspeakable horrors. You’ve been told to stay away from the forest, but for some reason, you went in. And for that reason, you will suffer.
In the middle of the woods, there is a castle. Dark and imposing, the basement is filled with monsters. The tips of the spires reach out to claw at the sky. Dragons nest near it, hungry for human flesh. The moat is filled with man-eating fish. The structure is unstable, made of black stone bricks, covered in moss and ivy. But it’s the safest place in the whole forest. At least, it used to be. Then the monsters started attacking. Wave after wave, they broke down the defenses of the castle, until there were only a few survivors left. Survivors who are still there, waiting for their lives to end.
Everyone who gets lost in the woods ends up in the castle. But those who walk into the clearing where the castle lies instantly become cursed. They can never, ever leave the clearing. Whenever they try to leave, the get lost and end up back at the castle. And every week, the castle is invaded by the beasts that live in the woods. The demons grasp and claw, trying to collapse the castle and destroy all that live inside, and they always get a few people, but the majority always pull through.
The rumors about the forest are all dark. Some say the god of darkness lives inside of it, waiting to strike. Some say it has been cursed by the goddess of sunlight so it never sees the light of day. But the truth is it’s a hidden enemy that nobody knows about. The one who commands the monsters. And he wants you dead…
You can play as someone who got lost in the woods and just arrived at the castle, or one of the castle’s original inhabitants who hasn’t died yet. You can even play as a monster if you want! (Any type of monster works, just sea monsters and cave monsters aren’t ideal since this is above ground and not overseas.)
The technology level is in the medieval times. There are cannons in the castle. They can be used during raids.
RULES:
Keep things appropriate, please. No gore, and no 18+ scenes. If you REALLY want to do that… do it in PMs.
Try to be respectful. Nobody likes a jerk.
Do not use swear words, if you need to curse, say (GP) instead.
Cut your quote chains! It’s a hard lesson to learn, but it must be learned.
Speak OOC like *this*
Keep characters under level 5 when you start. You can go above level 5 if they’ve survived a few invasions, or if you ask a mod.
Listen to the mods!
Put the name of a tree in your first post.
HOW INVASIONS WORK:
Every week, there will be an invasion. Usually it will be when the thread is most occupied. Monsters will invade the castle and try to kill everyone inside. The level up system will be the XP system. 15 is the maximum level you can go. Mod characters can go up to 20. All moderators are expected to help with the invasion if they are available, and play as monsters. Invasions may happen more than once a week, if a moderator wants there to be. There must be at least two moderators or myself active for there to be an Invasion. If you’d like, you can play as a monster during the invasion as well.
Remember, invasions aren’t everything in this thread. Roleplay is a massive part too. So this isn’t just a tower defense thread.
Mods: Me (Bananer28046), Gradius2, Tarasque I forget the numbers after his name.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*hmmmm....... she was originally gonna be a villain, try to get the flightless bird shut down, so I might make her a villain here too....*
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*hmmmm....... she was originally gonna be a villain, try to get the flightless bird shut down, so I might make her a villain here too....*
*Ok!*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Ponderosa pines I think are the tree that smells like marshmallows, maybe I'm insane though*
A teenage tiefling girl walks into the clearing surrounding the castle. Her skin is tinted purple, and her eyes are pure silver orbs. "Finally! A place to rest!" She stops outside the moat upon seeing the fish within.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
*Ponderosa pines I think are the tree that smells like marshmallows, maybe I'm insane though*
A teenage tiefling girl walks into the clearing surrounding the castle. Her skin is tinted purple, and her eyes are pure silver orbs. "Finally! A place to rest!" She stops outside the moat upon seeing the fish within.
A young man with blonde hair and green eyes, wearing a tattered suit grunts. “This won’t just be a place to rest. This will be your home forever. You’ll never be able to get out until you die, and that’ll for sure be soon.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Ponderosa pines I think are the tree that smells like marshmallows, maybe I'm insane though*
A teenage tiefling girl walks into the clearing surrounding the castle. Her skin is tinted purple, and her eyes are pure silver orbs. "Finally! A place to rest!" She stops outside the moat upon seeing the fish within.
A young man with blonde hair and green eyes, wearing a tattered suit grunts. “This won’t just be a place to rest. This will be your home forever. You’ll never be able to get out until you die, and that’ll for sure be soon.”
"Hmm. Are there more people here? Or is everyone as cheerful and welcoming as you?" She quickly shrinks into a black cat and leaps over the moat, before transforming back into humanoid form.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
*Ponderosa pines I think are the tree that smells like marshmallows, maybe I'm insane though*
A teenage tiefling girl walks into the clearing surrounding the castle. Her skin is tinted purple, and her eyes are pure silver orbs. "Finally! A place to rest!" She stops outside the moat upon seeing the fish within.
A young man with blonde hair and green eyes, wearing a tattered suit grunts. “This won’t just be a place to rest. This will be your home forever. You’ll never be able to get out until you die, and that’ll for sure be soon.”
"Hmm. Are there more people here? Or is everyone as cheerful and welcoming as you?" She quickly shrinks into a black cat and leaps over the moat, before transforming back into humanoid form.
“There aren’t many people here. Most of them die. Interesting trick.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*hmmmm.... how to fit an (almost) nobility dragonborn into this forest.....*
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*hmmmm.... how to fit an (almost) nobility dragonborn into this forest.....*
*hrm.*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*hmmmm.... how to fit an (almost) nobility dragonborn into this forest.....*
*hrm.*
*theoretically, could she buy the castle?*
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*hmmmm.... how to fit an (almost) nobility dragonborn into this forest.....*
*hrm.*
*theoretically, could she buy the castle?*
*Since nobody in the castle can access the outside world, they have no need for money. She could buy it for a lot of food or weapons or work.*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*hmmmm.... how to fit an (almost) nobility dragonborn into this forest.....*
*hrm.*
*theoretically, could she buy the castle?*
*Since nobody in the castle can access the outside world, they have no need for money. She could buy it for a lot of food or weapons or work.*
*useful, for someone sitting on a hoard of ancient weapons*
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Ponderosa pines I think are the tree that smells like marshmallows, maybe I'm insane though*
A teenage tiefling girl walks into the clearing surrounding the castle. Her skin is tinted purple, and her eyes are pure silver orbs. "Finally! A place to rest!" She stops outside the moat upon seeing the fish within.
A young man with blonde hair and green eyes, wearing a tattered suit grunts. “This won’t just be a place to rest. This will be your home forever. You’ll never be able to get out until you die, and that’ll for sure be soon.”
"Hmm. Are there more people here? Or is everyone as cheerful and welcoming as you?" She quickly shrinks into a black cat and leaps over the moat, before transforming back into humanoid form.
“There aren’t many people here. Most of them die. Interesting trick.”
She rolls her eyes. "You're being quite morbid. There's no way it could possibly be that bad here. I'll just stay for a few days, then be on my way."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
*Ponderosa pines I think are the tree that smells like marshmallows, maybe I'm insane though*
A teenage tiefling girl walks into the clearing surrounding the castle. Her skin is tinted purple, and her eyes are pure silver orbs. "Finally! A place to rest!" She stops outside the moat upon seeing the fish within.
A young man with blonde hair and green eyes, wearing a tattered suit grunts. “This won’t just be a place to rest. This will be your home forever. You’ll never be able to get out until you die, and that’ll for sure be soon.”
"Hmm. Are there more people here? Or is everyone as cheerful and welcoming as you?" She quickly shrinks into a black cat and leaps over the moat, before transforming back into humanoid form.
“There aren’t many people here. Most of them die. Interesting trick.”
She rolls her eyes. "You're being quite morbid. There's no way it could possibly be that bad here. I'll just stay for a few days, then be on my way."
He laughs. “Leave? Haha. No. Nobody can leave. The monsters make sure of that.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
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Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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The forest outside of the village of Azule is a dark one. Silent during the day and accented with the screams of the fallen during the night, it’s the perfect home for the monsters that hunt in the darkness. Dragons, ghouls, unspeakable horrors. You’ve been told to stay away from the forest, but for some reason, you went in. And for that reason, you will suffer.
In the middle of the woods, there is a castle. Dark and imposing, the basement is filled with monsters. The tips of the spires reach out to claw at the sky. Dragons nest near it, hungry for human flesh. The moat is filled with man-eating fish. The structure is unstable, made of black stone bricks, covered in moss and ivy. But it’s the safest place in the whole forest. At least, it used to be. Then the monsters started attacking. Wave after wave, they broke down the defenses of the castle, until there were only a few survivors left. Survivors who are still there, waiting for their lives to end.
Everyone who gets lost in the woods ends up in the castle. But those who walk into the clearing where the castle lies instantly become cursed. They can never, ever leave the clearing. Whenever they try to leave, the get lost and end up back at the castle. And every week, the castle is invaded by the beasts that live in the woods. The demons grasp and claw, trying to collapse the castle and destroy all that live inside, and they always get a few people, but the majority always pull through.
The rumors about the forest are all dark. Some say the god of darkness lives inside of it, waiting to strike. Some say it has been cursed by the goddess of sunlight so it never sees the light of day. But the truth is it’s a hidden enemy that nobody knows about. The one who commands the monsters. And he wants you dead…
You can play as someone who got lost in the woods and just arrived at the castle, or one of the castle’s original inhabitants who hasn’t died yet. You can even play as a monster if you want! (Any type of monster works, just sea monsters and cave monsters aren’t ideal since this is above ground and not overseas.)
The technology level is in the medieval times. There are cannons in the castle. They can be used during raids.
RULES:
Keep things appropriate, please. No gore, and no 18+ scenes. If you REALLY want to do that… do it in PMs.
Try to be respectful. Nobody likes a jerk.
Do not use swear words, if you need to curse, say (GP) instead.
Cut your quote chains! It’s a hard lesson to learn, but it must be learned.
Speak OOC like *this*
Keep characters under level 5 when you start. You can go above level 5 if they’ve survived a few invasions, or if you ask a mod.
Listen to the mods!
Put the name of a tree in your first post.
HOW INVASIONS WORK:
Every week, there will be an invasion. Usually it will be when the thread is most occupied. Monsters will invade the castle and try to kill everyone inside. The level up system will be the XP system. 15 is the maximum level you can go. Mod characters can go up to 20. All moderators are expected to help with the invasion if they are available, and play as monsters. Invasions may happen more than once a week, if a moderator wants there to be. There must be at least two moderators or myself active for there to be an Invasion. If you’d like, you can play as a monster during the invasion as well.
Remember, invasions aren’t everything in this thread. Roleplay is a massive part too. So this isn’t just a tower defense thread.
Mods: Me (Bananer28046), Gradius2, Tarasque I forget the numbers after his name.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*first comment!*
*I might port Cressida over here....*
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Cool! Thanks for posting!*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*hmmmm....... she was originally gonna be a villain, try to get the flightless bird shut down, so I might make her a villain here too....*
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Ok!*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Ponderosa pines I think are the tree that smells like marshmallows, maybe I'm insane though*
A teenage tiefling girl walks into the clearing surrounding the castle. Her skin is tinted purple, and her eyes are pure silver orbs. "Finally! A place to rest!" She stops outside the moat upon seeing the fish within.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
A young man with blonde hair and green eyes, wearing a tattered suit grunts. “This won’t just be a place to rest. This will be your home forever. You’ll never be able to get out until you die, and that’ll for sure be soon.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Hmm. Are there more people here? Or is everyone as cheerful and welcoming as you?" She quickly shrinks into a black cat and leaps over the moat, before transforming back into humanoid form.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
“There aren’t many people here. Most of them die. Interesting trick.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*hmmmm.... how to fit an (almost) nobility dragonborn into this forest.....*
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*hrm.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*hmm plum blossom tree*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*theoretically, could she buy the castle?*
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Since nobody in the castle can access the outside world, they have no need for money. She could buy it for a lot of food or weapons or work.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*useful, for someone sitting on a hoard of ancient weapons*
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
She rolls her eyes. "You're being quite morbid. There's no way it could possibly be that bad here. I'll just stay for a few days, then be on my way."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
He laughs. “Leave? Haha. No. Nobody can leave. The monsters make sure of that.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*pale oak. I know its not a real tree*
a carriage drives through the woods, toward the castle
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The man in front of the castle shrieks as he sees it.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
the horse rears in response, and the carriage stops
Pronouns: I don't [GP]ing care. call me whatever
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!