Consumption is making burgers on Kio street. They smell quite good, and are rather budget-friendly.
a three-eyed human, wearing a mixture of black robes and pared down power armor walks up
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Consumption is making burgers on Kio street. They smell quite good, and are rather budget-friendly.
a three-eyed human, wearing a mixture of black robes and pared down power armor walks up
"Are ya hungry, Mx?" The stugel smiles warmly. "Burgers cost two tabs, or three if you want veggies. We've got tomatoes, pickles, onions, and lettuce. I grew them all myself, and pickled the cucumbers as well."
Consumption is making burgers on Kio street. They smell quite good, and are rather budget-friendly.
a three-eyed human, wearing a mixture of black robes and pared down power armor walks up
"Are ya hungry, Mx?" The stugel smiles warmly. "Burgers cost two tabs, or three if you want veggies. We've got tomatoes, pickles, onions, and lettuce. I grew them all myself, and pickled the cucumbers as well."
"I could eat" their third eye squints a bit. "tomatoes and pickles please"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Are ya hungry, Mx?" The stugel smiles warmly. "Burgers cost two tabs, or three if you want veggies. We've got tomatoes, pickles, onions, and lettuce. I grew them all myself, and pickled the cucumbers as well."
"I could eat" their third eye squints a bit. "tomatoes and pickles please"
He nods and begins quickly preparing the sandwich. "Would you like cheese with that, Mx? It's free! I don't make it myself, but I source it locally, so it's completely real!"
*Do they have Truesight or something along those lines?*
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Are ya hungry, Mx?" The stugel smiles warmly. "Burgers cost two tabs, or three if you want veggies. We've got tomatoes, pickles, onions, and lettuce. I grew them all myself, and pickled the cucumbers as well."
"I could eat" their third eye squints a bit. "tomatoes and pickles please"
He nods and begins quickly preparing the sandwich. "Would you like cheese with that, Mx? It's free! I don't make it myself, but I source it locally, so it's completely real!"
*Do they have Truesight or something along those lines?*
*their third eye can see farther and sharper, and has a bit of dark vision, but not truesight*
"...yes"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
"What are you doing in these tunnels? I thought that fancy people stayed up on the surface."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
"What are you doing in these tunnels? I thought that fancy people stayed up on the surface."
"that's none of you-" they abruptly stop speaking, listening to something you cant hear. "the Grand Ascendant is here to spread the message"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
"What are you doing in these tunnels? I thought that fancy people stayed up on the surface."
"that's none of you-" they abruptly stop speaking, listening to something you cant hear. "the Grand Ascendant is here to spread the message"
The girl looks confused. "What message?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
He nods and begins quickly preparing the sandwich. "Would you like cheese with that, Mx? It's free! I don't make it myself, but I source it locally, so it's completely real!"
*Do they have Truesight or something along those lines?*
*their third eye can see farther and sharper, and has a bit of dark vision, but not truesight*
"...yes"
In less than a minute, the burger is finished and in its cardboard clamshell. "Would you like a receipt?" He seems excited just to be here.
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
"What are you doing in these tunnels? I thought that fancy people stayed up on the surface."
"that's none of you-" they abruptly stop speaking, listening to something you cant hear. "the Grand Ascendant is here to spread the message"
The girl looks confused. "What message?"
the voice in your head is back
"come to me"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
He nods and begins quickly preparing the sandwich. "Would you like cheese with that, Mx? It's free! I don't make it myself, but I source it locally, so it's completely real!"
*Do they have Truesight or something along those lines?*
*their third eye can see farther and sharper, and has a bit of dark vision, but not truesight*
"...yes"
In less than a minute, the burger is finished and in its cardboard clamshell. "Would you like a receipt?" He seems excited just to be here.
"no" they pay for the burger. "thank you"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
"What are you doing in these tunnels? I thought that fancy people stayed up on the surface."
"that's none of you-" they abruptly stop speaking, listening to something you cant hear. "the Grand Ascendant is here to spread the message"
The girl looks confused. "What message?"
the voice in your head is back
"come to me"
The girl waves her hands around her head, as if trying to shoo away an invisible fly. "Aaaahhh! Get out of my head!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
"What are you doing in these tunnels? I thought that fancy people stayed up on the surface."
"that's none of you-" they abruptly stop speaking, listening to something you cant hear. "the Grand Ascendant is here to spread the message"
The girl looks confused. "What message?"
the voice in your head is back
"come to me"
The girl waves her hands around her head, as if trying to shoo away an invisible fly. "Aaaahhh! Get out of my head!"
"why do you rebuke me?" the voice fills your head, muffling your ears and blurring your vision
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
"What are you doing in these tunnels? I thought that fancy people stayed up on the surface."
"that's none of you-" they abruptly stop speaking, listening to something you cant hear. "the Grand Ascendant is here to spread the message"
The girl looks confused. "What message?"
the voice in your head is back
"come to me"
The girl waves her hands around her head, as if trying to shoo away an invisible fly. "Aaaahhh! Get out of my head!"
"why do you rebuke me?" the voice fills your head, muffling your ears and blurring your vision
The girl clutches her head, still trying to get rid of the foreign voice. "Can you just talk to me out loud like a normal person?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
In less than a minute, the burger is finished and in its cardboard clamshell. "Would you like a receipt?" He seems excited just to be here.
"no" they pay for the burger. "thank you"
He nods. "You're welcome! Come back any time!" He turns back to his grill and pokes at the charcoal. There's a charred human forearm in the coals.
they take a bite. "exellent work"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
"What are you doing in these tunnels? I thought that fancy people stayed up on the surface."
"that's none of you-" they abruptly stop speaking, listening to something you cant hear. "the Grand Ascendant is here to spread the message"
The girl looks confused. "What message?"
the voice in your head is back
"come to me"
The girl waves her hands around her head, as if trying to shoo away an invisible fly. "Aaaahhh! Get out of my head!"
"why do you rebuke me?" the voice fills your head, muffling your ears and blurring your vision
The girl clutches her head, still trying to get rid of the foreign voice. "Can you just talk to me out loud like a normal person?"
"blasphemy!" the humanoid shouts, scandalized
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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Consumption is making burgers on Kio street. They smell quite good, and are rather budget-friendly.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
a three-eyed human, wearing a mixture of black robes and pared down power armor walks up
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Are ya hungry, Mx?" The stugel smiles warmly. "Burgers cost two tabs, or three if you want veggies. We've got tomatoes, pickles, onions, and lettuce. I grew them all myself, and pickled the cucumbers as well."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I could eat" their third eye squints a bit. "tomatoes and pickles please"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*ok then they won't get instantly knocked to 0 when I attack :D*
"Maybe you letting me go?" The girl continues stepping back.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
He nods and begins quickly preparing the sandwich. "Would you like cheese with that, Mx? It's free! I don't make it myself, but I source it locally, so it's completely real!"
*Do they have Truesight or something along those lines?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
the cloaked figure shifts slightly, and your limbs are free. the humanoid glowers
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*their third eye can see farther and sharper, and has a bit of dark vision, but not truesight*
"...yes"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"What are you doing in these tunnels? I thought that fancy people stayed up on the surface."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"that's none of you-" they abruptly stop speaking, listening to something you cant hear. "the Grand Ascendant is here to spread the message"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The girl looks confused. "What message?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
In less than a minute, the burger is finished and in its cardboard clamshell. "Would you like a receipt?" He seems excited just to be here.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
the voice in your head is back
"come to me"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"no" they pay for the burger. "thank you"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The girl waves her hands around her head, as if trying to shoo away an invisible fly. "Aaaahhh! Get out of my head!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
He nods. "You're welcome! Come back any time!" He turns back to his grill and pokes at the charcoal. There's a charred human forearm in the coals.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"why do you rebuke me?" the voice fills your head, muffling your ears and blurring your vision
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The girl clutches her head, still trying to get rid of the foreign voice. "Can you just talk to me out loud like a normal person?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
they take a bite. "exellent work"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"blasphemy!" the humanoid shouts, scandalized
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life