Cal is out in the tunnels with his nice new metal arm. A Syn-mask is strapped to his face
Link is picking fingers out of a pile of debris
A tall, rail-thin shark man in a white uniform stands before him. The uniform has an apron, long sleeves, white gloves, and a long, thin bag on his back. The cambion isn't looking in Cal's direction, instead examining some fungus growing on the tunnel wall.
Con saunters up beside him. "Howdy. What's with the fingies?"
'Hey, you with CATO?'
'I don't know, I just keep finding them'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
A tall, rail-thin shark man in a white uniform stands before him. The uniform has an apron, long sleeves, white gloves, and a long, thin bag on his back. The cambion isn't looking in Cal's direction, instead examining some fungus growing on the tunnel wall.
Con saunters up beside him. "Howdy. What's with the fingies?"
'Hey, you with CATO?'
'I don't know, I just keep finding them'
"No." He says simply. "My work is more important." His dull, yellow eye rolls to look at Cal. "Can I help you?"
"Wow. That's messed up. Whatcha doin' with em'?" He's carrying a big thermos.
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
"we can put an implant in. allow you to go there whenever you wish"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A tall, rail-thin shark man in a white uniform stands before him. The uniform has an apron, long sleeves, white gloves, and a long, thin bag on his back. The cambion isn't looking in Cal's direction, instead examining some fungus growing on the tunnel wall.
Con saunters up beside him. "Howdy. What's with the fingies?"
'Hey, you with CATO?'
'I don't know, I just keep finding them'
"No." He says simply. "My work is more important." His dull, yellow eye rolls to look at Cal. "Can I help you?"
"Wow. That's messed up. Whatcha doin' with em'?" He's carrying a big thermos.
'Not unless you've seen my Rose. Or have the blueprints to this place? My friend wants them'
'Seeing how many there are. If this is from some mass grave, then how many are dead. Fingers don't just grow on trees'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
"we can put an implant in. allow you to go there whenever you wish"
"You mean so I can see a fake version. Just like what I see every time I look it up. I said I wanted to see the world for real. Not just a picture in my head, but actually being up there." The girl is growing very angry at The Ascendant's half-truths.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
"we can put an implant in. allow you to go there whenever you wish"
"You mean so I can see a fake version. Just like what I see every time I look it up. I said I wanted to see the world for real. Not just a picture in my head, but actually being up there." The girl is growing very angry at The Ascendant's half-truths.
"in your head, it's as real as you want it to be. completely safe. nothing to harm you, nothing to hide. just peace. I can tell it would be perfect for you. absolutley perfect"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
"we can put an implant in. allow you to go there whenever you wish"
"You mean so I can see a fake version. Just like what I see every time I look it up. I said I wanted to see the world for real. Not just a picture in my head, but actually being up there." The girl is growing very angry at The Ascendant's half-truths.
"in your head, it's as real as you want it to be. completely safe. nothing to harm you, nothing to hide. just peace. I can tell it would be perfect for you. absolutley perfect"
"Perfect?! It's a f[GP]ing lie!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"No." He says simply. "My work is more important." His dull, yellow eye rolls to look at Cal. "Can I help you?"
"Wow. That's messed up. Whatcha doin' with em'?" He's carrying a big thermos.
'Not unless you've seen my Rose. Or have the blueprints to this place? My friend wants them'
'Seeing how many there are. If this is from some mass grave, then how many are dead. Fingers don't just grow on trees'
"Information can be dangerous in the wrong hands. Whose hands am I placing it in?" He turns his attention back to the fungus.
"Odds are you're gonna be wrong no matter what. Too much variability. What you should do is find out where they're drifting from." He opens his thermos and pours a mug of hot chocolate, which he offers to Link.
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
"we can put an implant in. allow you to go there whenever you wish"
"You mean so I can see a fake version. Just like what I see every time I look it up. I said I wanted to see the world for real. Not just a picture in my head, but actually being up there." The girl is growing very angry at The Ascendant's half-truths.
"in your head, it's as real as you want it to be. completely safe. nothing to harm you, nothing to hide. just peace. I can tell it would be perfect for you. absolutley perfect"
"Perfect?! It's a f[GP]ing lie!"
"you've been there. you know what it's like. does it truly matter if its a lie, if its so beautiful?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"No." He says simply. "My work is more important." His dull, yellow eye rolls to look at Cal. "Can I help you?"
"Wow. That's messed up. Whatcha doin' with em'?" He's carrying a big thermos.
'Not unless you've seen my Rose. Or have the blueprints to this place? My friend wants them'
'Seeing how many there are. If this is from some mass grave, then how many are dead. Fingers don't just grow on trees'
"Information can be dangerous in the wrong hands. Whose hands am I placing it in?" He turns his attention back to the fungus.
"Odds are you're gonna be wrong no matter what. Too much variability. What you should do is find out where they're drifting from." He opens his thermos and pours a mug of hot chocolate, which he offers to Link.
'I don't know who he's with. Might be an imperial spy, for all I know. What's with the fungus?'
Link takes the chocolate and slurps it down. 'Nah, sounds too dangerous. Tracked it to the water mains, but if there's something messed up going on, I don't wanna get caught in it. Don't want my fingers floating around down here'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
"we can put an implant in. allow you to go there whenever you wish"
"You mean so I can see a fake version. Just like what I see every time I look it up. I said I wanted to see the world for real. Not just a picture in my head, but actually being up there." The girl is growing very angry at The Ascendant's half-truths.
"in your head, it's as real as you want it to be. completely safe. nothing to harm you, nothing to hide. just peace. I can tell it would be perfect for you. absolutley perfect"
"Perfect?! It's a f[GP]ing lie!"
"you've been there. you know what it's like. does it truly matter if its a lie, if its so beautiful?"
"Yes! Do you know anything about actual normal life?" The girl is now furious, and begins taking something distinctly resembling a flashbang out of her pocket.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
"we can put an implant in. allow you to go there whenever you wish"
"You mean so I can see a fake version. Just like what I see every time I look it up. I said I wanted to see the world for real. Not just a picture in my head, but actually being up there." The girl is growing very angry at The Ascendant's half-truths.
"in your head, it's as real as you want it to be. completely safe. nothing to harm you, nothing to hide. just peace. I can tell it would be perfect for you. absolutley perfect"
"Perfect?! It's a f[GP]ing lie!"
"you've been there. you know what it's like. does it truly matter if its a lie, if its so beautiful?"
"Yes! Do you know anything about actual normal life?" The girl is now furious, and begins taking something distinctly resembling a flashbang out of her pocket.
"all too well. a comforting place, to escape to whenever you need to? going there on a bad day? will you truly care?"
*contested check as you feel a force grabbing at the object*
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
"we can put an implant in. allow you to go there whenever you wish"
"You mean so I can see a fake version. Just like what I see every time I look it up. I said I wanted to see the world for real. Not just a picture in my head, but actually being up there." The girl is growing very angry at The Ascendant's half-truths.
"in your head, it's as real as you want it to be. completely safe. nothing to harm you, nothing to hide. just peace. I can tell it would be perfect for you. absolutley perfect"
"Perfect?! It's a f[GP]ing lie!"
"you've been there. you know what it's like. does it truly matter if its a lie, if its so beautiful?"
"Yes! Do you know anything about actual normal life?" The girl is now furious, and begins taking something distinctly resembling a flashbang out of her pocket.
"all too well. a comforting place, to escape to whenever you need to? going there on a bad day? will you truly care?"
*contested check as you feel a force grabbing at the object*
21
*what score?*
"Yes, I will! So would anyone who's not so complacent with their sh[GP]y life that they would prefer escaping to a damn dreamland to actually living!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Information can be dangerous in the wrong hands. Whose hands am I placing it in?" He turns his attention back to the fungus.
"Odds are you're gonna be wrong no matter what. Too much variability. What you should do is find out where they're drifting from." He opens his thermos and pours a mug of hot chocolate, which he offers to Link.
'I don't know who he's with. Might be an imperial spy, for all I know. What's with the fungus?'
Link takes the chocolate and slurps it down. 'Nah, sounds too dangerous. Tracked it to the water mains, but if there's something messed up going on, I don't wanna get caught in it. Don't want my fingers floating around down here'
"This mushroom only grows here. It has almost miraculous qualities, if you know what to look for. However, unless you cut it off at a specific point, it releases the aforementioned miraculous chemicals, which immediately denature into toxins capable of killing those of weak constitution and causing mild nerve damage and a permanent, severe allergy to white fish in those that survive." He opens his bag, unrolling it to reveal a variety of tools and knives.
"I'll take a look, then. You keep counting on your fingers, buddy." He climbs up on the debris to pat Link on the shoulder.
"Information can be dangerous in the wrong hands. Whose hands am I placing it in?" He turns his attention back to the fungus.
"Odds are you're gonna be wrong no matter what. Too much variability. What you should do is find out where they're drifting from." He opens his thermos and pours a mug of hot chocolate, which he offers to Link.
'I don't know who he's with. Might be an imperial spy, for all I know. What's with the fungus?'
Link takes the chocolate and slurps it down. 'Nah, sounds too dangerous. Tracked it to the water mains, but if there's something messed up going on, I don't wanna get caught in it. Don't want my fingers floating around down here'
"This mushroom only grows here. It has almost miraculous qualities, if you know what to look for. However, unless you cut it off at a specific point, it releases the aforementioned miraculous chemicals, which immediately denature into toxins capable of killing those of weak constitution and causing mild nerve damage and a permanent, severe allergy to white fish in those that survive." He opens his bag, unrolling it to reveal a variety of tools and knives.
"I'll take a look, then. You keep counting on your fingers, buddy." He climbs up on the debris to pat Link on the shoulder.
'So, you're a scientist? Nice. Get a bunch of those down here. From the SETS I think, is that the Sol Empire Theological Society?'
'Nice, nice. Wanna come aboard our boat? It's a pretty humble craft, but it's got it where it counts. We got some bottles of Red Leaf if you want'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Link and Rose are relaxing on the deck of a barge.
Sundew surfaces unexpectedly next to the barge, gasping for air. "Sh[GP]! I can't dive that far." She looks up to see the couple. "Oh. Hey."
'Hey there. Ya ok? Wanna come aboard?'
Sundew thinks for a moment, then climbs aboard. "Thanks. Did you know there's valuables at the bottom of here?"
'Here? That's good news. Wouldn't be shocked... all kinda weird stuff ends up down here. But right here, right now?' Rose goes to fetch the diving gear
"I was just down there, so I think I would know." Sundew seems very annoyed by them doubting her.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Link and Rose are relaxing on the deck of a barge.
Sundew surfaces unexpectedly next to the barge, gasping for air. "Sh[GP]! I can't dive that far." She looks up to see the couple. "Oh. Hey."
'Hey there. Ya ok? Wanna come aboard?'
Sundew thinks for a moment, then climbs aboard. "Thanks. Did you know there's valuables at the bottom of here?"
'Here? That's good news. Wouldn't be shocked... all kinda weird stuff ends up down here. But right here, right now?' Rose goes to fetch the diving gear
"I was just down there, so I think I would know." Sundew seems very annoyed by them doubting her.
'In which case, looks like we better go get whatever it is down there!' Link and Rose strap on their scuba masks. 'What did ya think it was, coins, or what?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"This mushroom only grows here. It has almost miraculous qualities, if you know what to look for. However, unless you cut it off at a specific point, it releases the aforementioned miraculous chemicals, which immediately denature into toxins capable of killing those of weak constitution and causing mild nerve damage and a permanent, severe allergy to white fish in those that survive." He opens his bag, unrolling it to reveal a variety of tools and knives.
"I'll take a look, then. You keep counting on your fingers, buddy." He climbs up on the debris to pat Link on the shoulder.
'So, you're a scientist? Nice. Get a bunch of those down here. From the SETS I think, is that the Sol Empire Theological Society?'
'Nice, nice. Wanna come aboard our boat? It's a pretty humble craft, but it's got it where it counts. We got some bottles of Red Leaf if you want'
"I wouldn't know. I'm a biologist, in a sense, although my interests are more specific. Engineering, ecology, chemistry, bromatology, and toxicology are some of my major fields." He takes out a scalpel with a long blade and goes dead quiet as he hovers it over the mushroom.
He hops down. "Like, the tea? That really does sound nice. I've never been on a boat before. I usually swim, then get terribly ill."
'In which case, looks like we better go get whatever it is down there!' Link and Rose strap on their scuba masks. 'What did ya think it was, coins, or what?'
"It looked more like raw materials, some degraded tech stuff, maybe some gear that's still in usable shape. Remember, I get the first choice of what to keep."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
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'Hey, you with CATO?'
'I don't know, I just keep finding them'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Tears come to the girl's eyes. "It's... it's perfect. Can you bring me to this?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"No." He says simply. "My work is more important." His dull, yellow eye rolls to look at Cal. "Can I help you?"
"Wow. That's messed up. Whatcha doin' with em'?" He's carrying a big thermos.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"we can put an implant in. allow you to go there whenever you wish"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'Not unless you've seen my Rose. Or have the blueprints to this place? My friend wants them'
'Seeing how many there are. If this is from some mass grave, then how many are dead. Fingers don't just grow on trees'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"You mean so I can see a fake version. Just like what I see every time I look it up. I said I wanted to see the world for real. Not just a picture in my head, but actually being up there." The girl is growing very angry at The Ascendant's half-truths.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"in your head, it's as real as you want it to be. completely safe. nothing to harm you, nothing to hide. just peace. I can tell it would be perfect for you. absolutley perfect"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Perfect?! It's a f[GP]ing lie!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Information can be dangerous in the wrong hands. Whose hands am I placing it in?" He turns his attention back to the fungus.
"Odds are you're gonna be wrong no matter what. Too much variability. What you should do is find out where they're drifting from." He opens his thermos and pours a mug of hot chocolate, which he offers to Link.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"you've been there. you know what it's like. does it truly matter if its a lie, if its so beautiful?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'I don't know who he's with. Might be an imperial spy, for all I know. What's with the fungus?'
Link takes the chocolate and slurps it down. 'Nah, sounds too dangerous. Tracked it to the water mains, but if there's something messed up going on, I don't wanna get caught in it. Don't want my fingers floating around down here'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Yes! Do you know anything about actual normal life?" The girl is now furious, and begins taking something distinctly resembling a flashbang out of her pocket.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"all too well. a comforting place, to escape to whenever you need to? going there on a bad day? will you truly care?"
*contested check as you feel a force grabbing at the object*
21
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*what score?*
"Yes, I will! So would anyone who's not so complacent with their sh[GP]y life that they would prefer escaping to a damn dreamland to actually living!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"This mushroom only grows here. It has almost miraculous qualities, if you know what to look for. However, unless you cut it off at a specific point, it releases the aforementioned miraculous chemicals, which immediately denature into toxins capable of killing those of weak constitution and causing mild nerve damage and a permanent, severe allergy to white fish in those that survive." He opens his bag, unrolling it to reveal a variety of tools and knives.
"I'll take a look, then. You keep counting on your fingers, buddy." He climbs up on the debris to pat Link on the shoulder.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'So, you're a scientist? Nice. Get a bunch of those down here. From the SETS I think, is that the Sol Empire Theological Society?'
'Nice, nice. Wanna come aboard our boat? It's a pretty humble craft, but it's got it where it counts. We got some bottles of Red Leaf if you want'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
'In which case, looks like we better go get whatever it is down there!' Link and Rose strap on their scuba masks. 'What did ya think it was, coins, or what?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I wouldn't know. I'm a biologist, in a sense, although my interests are more specific. Engineering, ecology, chemistry, bromatology, and toxicology are some of my major fields." He takes out a scalpel with a long blade and goes dead quiet as he hovers it over the mushroom.
He hops down. "Like, the tea? That really does sound nice. I've never been on a boat before. I usually swim, then get terribly ill."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"It looked more like raw materials, some degraded tech stuff, maybe some gear that's still in usable shape. Remember, I get the first choice of what to keep."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.