"Soaps have different scents and textures. My work rarely involves the Sol Empire, but while I'm here I thought I might as well use the local wildlife. The entrance fees will be low. I just hope people show up. I'd hate for this to go to waste."
'So, this boat, it's in the sea up there, or here? If it didn't cost too many tabs, maybe I'd go... Sounds really interesting.'
"It has multiple parts. Some are down here. That's where I'm working for now."
'How big is this boat?'
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"It has multiple parts. Some are down here. That's where I'm working for now."
'How big is this boat?'
"Whale sized. Seats eight tables of six medium-sized people at a time, not including the kitchen or bar. We have accommodations for large and small creatures as well."
"It has multiple parts. Some are down here. That's where I'm working for now."
'How big is this boat?'
"Whale sized. Seats eight tables of six medium-sized people at a time, not including the kitchen or bar. We have accommodations for large and small creatures as well."
'That sounds... pretty cool. As long as it isn't, like, a real whale. I've heard they can be nasty'
*gtg*
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The Grand Ascendant and Hand of The Ascendant are walking through the market, apparently conversing, though not a word is spoken
They see a girl walking through the market, selling scrap metal for tabs. She looks unusually beautiful, most likely the result of cosmetic surgery
a red light glows under the hood of the Grand Ascendant
*tell me her body composition*
*what do you mean by that?*
*what materials make up her body. basically, tell me anything that biologically differentaites her from a normal human*
*she seems to be a normal human, no mutations or alien blood or anything. Her face appears slightly sculpted, her jaw perhaps unnaturally pointed. She shows very mild signs of Syn consumption, and she does not have a chip*
the Hand of The Ascendant nods, and walks over to her.
"hello"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
The air grows cold around him, but only for a second. "Yes. But I was referring to alcohol. Specifically white wine."
"I can't say I've ever tried it."
"Would you like to? I've come up with a pairing for this dish."
She shrugs. "I suppose it couldn't hurt."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
Willow is trying to find scraps of technology that she can repair and use.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
*hmmmmn..... should I do the Gonzalo thing and make a bunch more characters to join Aggorret's cult? hmmmmn.......*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
An absolutely massive man with a lab coat thunders down the stairs to Kio street, each black shoe almost comically large. His coat is strange-looking, with black-tipped coattails and shoulder pads, and he wears a top hat that seems to have been cleanly slashed along the diagonal, with wisps of green hair flowing out of the cut hat. He moves dramatically, as if he were in a musical, waving an oversized fire axe about as if it were a cane to go with his hat.
A small horde of significantly smaller armored humanoids follow behind him. Each one is completely identical, down to their height, and there are mold lines in their armor, as if they were shells clamped onto their wearers, never to be removed.
An absolutely massive man with a lab coat thunders down the stairs to Kio street, each black shoe almost comically large. His coat is strange-looking, with black-tipped coattails and shoulder pads, and he wears a top hat that seems to have been cleanly slashed along the diagonal, with wisps of green hair flowing out of the cut hat. He moves dramatically, as if he were in a musical, waving an oversized fire axe about as if it were a cane to go with his hat.
A small horde of significantly smaller armored humanoids follow behind him. Each one is completely identical, down to their height, and there are mold lines in their armor, as if they were shells clamped onto their wearers, never to be removed.
The mad scientist has set up an entire restaurant, carved into the wall like it's always been there. It's brightly colored and child-friendly. Very clean, with cartoonish animal mascots drawn on the walls. There are even kid's meals with toys inside and games on the packaging.
The giant stands outside, trying to lure in customers with barnum statements and a cool sign that he dances with.
An absolutely massive man with a lab coat thunders down the stairs to Kio street, each black shoe almost comically large. His coat is strange-looking, with black-tipped coattails and shoulder pads, and he wears a top hat that seems to have been cleanly slashed along the diagonal, with wisps of green hair flowing out of the cut hat. He moves dramatically, as if he were in a musical, waving an oversized fire axe about as if it were a cane to go with his hat.
A small horde of significantly smaller armored humanoids follow behind him. Each one is completely identical, down to their height, and there are mold lines in their armor, as if they were shells clamped onto their wearers, never to be removed.
'Ah, hello there. I assume you are Slopnik?' He is met by a huge, bald man in yellow overalls. His flabby pale form is rather reminiscent of a large maggot.
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'How big is this boat?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Whale sized. Seats eight tables of six medium-sized people at a time, not including the kitchen or bar. We have accommodations for large and small creatures as well."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'That sounds... pretty cool. As long as it isn't, like, a real whale. I've heard they can be nasty'
*gtg*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
the Hand of The Ascendant nods, and walks over to her.
"hello"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
Willow is trying to find scraps of technology that she can repair and use.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
*hmmmmn..... should I do the Gonzalo thing and make a bunch more characters to join Aggorret's cult? hmmmmn.......*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
An absolutely massive man with a lab coat thunders down the stairs to Kio street, each black shoe almost comically large. His coat is strange-looking, with black-tipped coattails and shoulder pads, and he wears a top hat that seems to have been cleanly slashed along the diagonal, with wisps of green hair flowing out of the cut hat. He moves dramatically, as if he were in a musical, waving an oversized fire axe about as if it were a cane to go with his hat.
A small horde of significantly smaller armored humanoids follow behind him. Each one is completely identical, down to their height, and there are mold lines in their armor, as if they were shells clamped onto their wearers, never to be removed.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*self aware virus is good! How does it get around, in a mech suit or something? A human host?*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The mad scientist has set up an entire restaurant, carved into the wall like it's always been there. It's brightly colored and child-friendly. Very clean, with cartoonish animal mascots drawn on the walls. There are even kid's meals with toys inside and games on the packaging.
The giant stands outside, trying to lure in customers with barnum statements and a cool sign that he dances with.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Hiya baalze*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*Hey, Gato! Wanna RP?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I leave to play D&D soon, sorry*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*All good, bud!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*How are you?*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*Doing good. Having fun planning for the future with mah boi, Evil Doctor Edgar Slopnik*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*That's really good*
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
'Ah, hello there. I assume you are Slopnik?' He is met by a huge, bald man in yellow overalls. His flabby pale form is rather reminiscent of a large maggot.
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.