A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"Well, then, I'll be sure to send some high-value rocks your way. I can't get many of the more common ones, unfortunately, since they aren't in the channels of luxury goods that I troll."
"Oh, you are such a sweetheart, thank you so much. I intend to build something beautiful with them, and I need very specific ones to complete that." They clap their hands. "But I will take whatever you find with gratitude"
They tilt their head. "What kinds of stones do you need, cousin?"
"I am not your cousin," they give a blank stare, nothing working behind those mechanical eyes.
"Like I said, I will take whatever you find." They tilt their head and smile.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
They tilt their head. "What kinds of stones do you need, cousin?"
"I am not your cousin," they give a blank stare, nothing working behind those mechanical eyes.
"Like I said, I will take whatever you find." They tilt their head and smile.
"I meant it as a term of endearment. A friend told me to call customers that, and they'll like me better. I guess it doesn't work." They sigh. "I'll get you some nice stones."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
'You did? What they look like? Where they go?'
“Um, I forgot. The guy promised to teach me how to kill rats!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A young man in yellow rubber gloves is hiding in the shadows
the dude's moved onto a new canvas
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
They tilt their head. "What kinds of stones do you need, cousin?"
"I am not your cousin," they give a blank stare, nothing working behind those mechanical eyes.
"Like I said, I will take whatever you find." They tilt their head and smile.
"I meant it as a term of endearment. A friend told me to call customers that, and they'll like me better. I guess it doesn't work." They sigh. "I'll get you some nice stones."
"What would you like in return? I can provide you with anything you need my friend"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
'You did? What they look like? Where they go?'
“Um, I forgot. The guy promised to teach me how to kill rats!”
'I wouldn't trust them, then. Seem to be killing a little more than rats. I could teach you how to kill, if you want. Got a kill count of 41'
“But have you killed any rats? That’s what I thought!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
'You did? What they look like? Where they go?'
“Um, I forgot. The guy promised to teach me how to kill rats!”
'I wouldn't trust them, then. Seem to be killing a little more than rats. I could teach you how to kill, if you want. Got a kill count of 41'
“But have you killed any rats? That’s what I thought!”
'Basically the same thing. Both vermin.'
“But rats cause diseases and are smaller.” He says stubbornly.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"I am not your cousin," they give a blank stare, nothing working behind those mechanical eyes.
"Like I said, I will take whatever you find." They tilt their head and smile.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'You did? What they look like? Where they go?'
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"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
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"I meant it as a term of endearment. A friend told me to call customers that, and they'll like me better. I guess it doesn't work." They sigh. "I'll get you some nice stones."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Um, I forgot. The guy promised to teach me how to kill rats!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
'I wouldn't trust them, then. Seem to be killing a little more than rats. I could teach you how to kill, if you want. Got a kill count of 41'
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"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
the dude's moved onto a new canvas
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"What would you like in return? I can provide you with anything you need my friend"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
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He keeps watching, admiring the work, but seems afraid to show himself
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“But have you killed any rats? That’s what I thought!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
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'Basically the same thing. Both vermin.'
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“But rats cause diseases and are smaller.” He says stubbornly.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'Unchipped cause diseases as well. And some of them are pretty small. Some say they're mutating into their own species. Believe it if you will'
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